Names can be deceiving. The country of Greenland is not very green, and 24 Hour Fitness is not, in fact, opens for 24 hours.
Dan Hill, an animator and dad in Sandy, Utah, was swimming laps at his local gym on Saturday night when he emerged from the pool to find that nobody was around.
After midnight, Hill discovered that the staff had locked up and went home, leaving him alone with nothing to do but take funny selfies.
"I am literally locked inside 24 hour fitness right now. They closed the doors and went home while I was swimming my laps in the pool. Doesn't the name suggests that they stay open 24 hours?" he wrote, aptly observing the irony.
Hill called the police dispatch, who didn't see it as an emergency and said they'd call him back.
He added, "I called my wife, she said find a comfortable place to sleep. LOL."