When you're a child you're innocent, naive, and pretty much believe anything anyone ever tells you. From The Stork to the Tooth Fairy, kids blindly fall for it all. I remember being 100% convinced my stomach would explode if I mixed Pop Rocks and soda. That was so silly. Every adult knows all you need to make your stomach explode is a diagnosis of lactose intolerance.
That chocolate milk came from brown cows
My dad told me he had hearing loss and couldn't hear me if I whined because my pitch would get too high. Would completely ignore me until I asked him questions in a normal voice. Trusted him implicitly until I was 12 and he yelled at my younger brother for whining.