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<p>The customer is always right? Wrong.</p><p>Workers everywhere from big banks to Arby&#39;s are <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e8rmpo/what_was_the_dumbest_thing_youve_ever_been_asked/?sort=top">sharing the stupidest things</a> they&#39;ve ever been asked by customers,</p><h2>1. Tuesday isn&#39;t a day, it is a state of mind, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dragnansdragon/">dragnansdragon</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was a teenager I had a customer try to fight me because we didn&#39;t do the taco Tuesday discount for him.</p> <p>It was the weekend</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>2. RIP That Puppy, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/StupidSexxxyFlanders/">StupidSexxxyFlanders</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>I used to work in a pet store. One night a woman came in and said she had ordered a puppy off the internet and he would be arriving in the next few days. She had never owned a pet and asked several dumb questions, but the one that I&#39;ll always remember is &quot;Do puppies need water?&quot;</p> </blockquote><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. I hope <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SlytherinGirl125/">SlytherinGirl125</a> got all up in their grill.</h2><blockquote> <p>I used to work in a phone shop.<br /> Had someone come in asking why their phone wasn&#39;t working properly. It was visibly scorched and melty. I asked why it looked that way. They said, it came up with an error message saying it had been too cold (not an error message I had heard of before, but I know phones can bring up errors for being too hot, so who knows) and so they had put it under the grill to heat it up.<br /> The grill.<br /> Their first point of call was to cook it.<br /> I said, that&#39;s why their phone wasn&#39;t working, and no it was not covered under the guarantee.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/OkBobcat/">OkBobcat</a> story is a-moose-ing.</h2><blockquote> <p>Working at a state park in Maine:</p> <p>When do deer turn into moose?</p> </blockquote><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. Did you try their first pet&#39;s name, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/OrderOfZune/">OrderOfZune</a>?</h2><blockquote> <p>Customer: &quot;What&#39;s my Facebook password?&quot;</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>6. Stupidity doesn&#39;t take a day off, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/herpty_derpty/">herpty_derpty</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;What time do you close today?&quot;</p> <p>&quot;We&#39;re open 24/7.&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Oh great! And what time do you close tomorrow?&quot;</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>7. Some next-level <a href="https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys">Nihilist Arby&#39;s </a>moments, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/masu94/">masu94</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>Are you really going to give me a plastic fork? One of the prongs could break off, stab me in the throat, and I&#39;ll DIE!</p> <p>-Worked at Arby&#39;s</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>8. Boom go the Brewers, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/purpleinme/">purpleinme</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>I worked at a hat store and a guy asked if he could shrink his hat by microwaving it. I said no. He came back two days later to return his hat after microwaving it. Problem was there was a hole in the front of it because Brewers hats are made with metallic threading.</p> <p>TL;DR Motherf*cker microwaved his Brewers hat and blew a hole in it.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/WooIWorthWaIIaby/">WooIWorthWaIIaby</a>&#39;s ink isn&#39;t from octopi.</h2><blockquote> <p>I worked at Staples and I had a customer ask if the printer toner was &#39;ethically sourced&#39;.</p> <p>This lady really thought laser printer toner was squeezed out of squids or some sh*t.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>10. If anyone needs to learn about Anne Frank, it&#39;s this person, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/shit-over-it/">shit-over-it</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>Will Anne Frank give the tours herself in the attic museum? [Talking about the Anne Frank Museum in Amsterdam]</p> <p>Yeah. That&#39;s not a joke. Someone actually asked that and was completely serious.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>11. No closing time for <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/herpty_derpty/">herpty_derpty</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;What time do you close today?&quot;</p> <p>&quot;We&#39;re open 24/7.&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Oh great! And what time do you close tomorrow?&quot;</p> </blockquote><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/tattoosandbacon94/">tattoosandbacon94</a> makes the bacon with gas.</h2><blockquote> <p>Used to work at a car parts store. Customer walks in and asks if vegetable oil was better than regular engine oil and what aisle it was on.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>13. Ya burnt, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/pm_me_your_taintt/">pm_me_your_taintt</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>Lady walks into the empty restaurant, looks around, asks &quot;is this a furniture store?&quot;<span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;"> </span></p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ayechihuahuas/">ayechihuahuas</a> must be a mathematician.</h2><blockquote> <p>Customer: Aren&#39;t those apples $2.49 a pound? Why are you charging me more than that?</p> <p>Me: *motions to screen* Yep. They&#39;re $2.49 a pound and you bought 2.3 pounds and so, the price is correct because that&#39;s how multiplication works.<span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;"> </span></p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>15. Every day is Black Friday for <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/FakingGumption/">FakingGumption</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>I worked at a Dollar Tree on Black Friday. &quot;where are your Black Friday deals?&quot; &quot;We don&#39;t have any. Everything is still a Dollar.&quot; People were pissed.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>16. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Nilliks/">Nilliks</a> gets the smallest possible small talk.</h2><blockquote> <p>I work as a nurse at a hospital. On multiple occasions during small talk, my patients will ask me what I do for a living.​​​​​</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>17. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/AlphaIota/" style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;">AlphaIota</a> must be rolling in the Benjamins.</h2><blockquote> <p>If I use online banking, can I print money?</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 customer service workers share the dumbest things patrons have asked them.

The customer is always right? Wrong.Workers everywhere from big banks to Arby&#39;s are sharing the stupidest things they&#39;ve ever been asked by customers,1. Tuesday isn&#39;t a day, it is a state of mind, dragnansdragon. When I was a teenager I had a customer try to fight me because we didn&#39;t do the taco Tuesday discount for him. It was the weekend 2. RIP That Puppy, StupidSexxxyFlanders. I used to work in a pet store. One night a woman came in and said she had ordered a puppy off the internet and he would be arriving in the next few days. She had never owned a pet and asked several dumb questions, but the one that I&#39;ll always remember is &quot;Do puppies need water?&quot; 3. I hope SlytherinGirl125 got all up in their grill. I used to work in a phone shop. Had someone come in asking why their phone wasn&#39;t working properly. It was visibly scorched and melty. I asked why it looked that way. They said, it came up with an error message saying it had been too cold (not an error message I had heard of before, but I know phones can bring up errors for being too hot, so who knows) and so they had put it under the grill to heat it up. The grill. Their first point of call was to cook it. I said, that&#39;s why their phone wasn&#39;t working, and no it was not covered under the guarantee. 4. OkBobcat story is a-moose-ing. Working at a state park in Maine: When do deer turn into moose? 5. Did you try their first pet&#39;s name, OrderOfZune? Customer: &quot;What&#39;s my Facebook password?&quot; 6. Stupidity doesn&#39;t take a day off, herpty_derpty. &quot;What time do you close today?&quot; &quot;We&#39;re open 24/7.&quot; &quot;Oh great! And what time do you close tomorrow?&quot; 7. Some next-level Nihilist Arby&#39;s moments, masu94. Are you really going to give me a plastic fork? One of the prongs could break off, stab me in the throat, and I&#39;ll DIE! -Worked at Arby&#39;s 8. Boom go the Brewers, purpleinme. I worked at a hat store and a guy asked if he could shrink his hat by microwaving it. I said no. He came back two days later to return his hat after microwaving it. Problem was there was a hole in the front of it because Brewers hats are made with metallic threading. TL;DR Motherf*cker microwaved his Brewers hat and blew a hole in it. 9. WooIWorthWaIIaby&#39;s ink isn&#39;t from octopi. I worked at Staples and I had a customer ask if the printer toner was &#39;ethically sourced&#39;. This lady really thought laser printer toner was squeezed out of squids or some sh*t. 10. If anyone needs to learn about Anne Frank, it&#39;s this person, shit-over-it. Will Anne Frank give the tours herself in the attic museum? [Talking about the Anne Frank Museum in Amsterdam] Yeah. That&#39;s not a joke. Someone actually asked that and was completely serious. 11. No closing time for herpty_derpty. &quot;What time do you close today?&quot; &quot;We&#39;re open 24/7.&quot; &quot;Oh great! And what time do you close tomorrow?&quot; 12. tattoosandbacon94 makes the bacon with gas. Used to work at a car parts store. Customer walks in and asks if vegetable oil was better than regular engine oil and what aisle it was on. 13. Ya burnt, pm_me_your_taintt. Lady walks into the empty restaurant, looks around, asks &quot;is this a furniture store?&quot;  14. ayechihuahuas must be a mathematician. Customer: Aren&#39;t those apples $2.49 a pound? Why are you charging me more than that? Me: *motions to screen* Yep. They&#39;re $2.49 a pound and you bought 2.3 pounds and so, the price is correct because that&#39;s how multiplication works.  15. Every day is Black Friday for FakingGumption. I worked at a Dollar Tree on Black Friday. &quot;where are your Black Friday deals?&quot; &quot;We don&#39;t have any. Everything is still a Dollar.&quot; People were pissed. 16. Nilliks gets the smallest possible small talk. I work as a nurse at a hospital. On multiple occasions during small talk, my patients will ask me what I do for a living.​​​​​ 17. AlphaIota must be rolling in the Benjamins. If I use online banking, can I print money? 

The customer is always right? Wrong.  Workers everywhere from big banks to Arby&#39;s are sharing the stupidest things they&#39;ve ever been asked by customers,  1. Tuesday isn&#39;t a day, it is a state of mind, dragnansdragon.   When I...