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<p>People on Twitter are <s>bragging</s> sharing stories about the times when embarrassing things happened while they were having sex. </p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="311" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/me-seeing-memes-avout-having-sex-yuind-you-guys-are-58533348-YiIbMK.png" width="456" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>People out there are doing it. The sex. With each other. And it gets messy. </p><p>Here are just the ones that will make you laugh, not the one that will make you sad.</p><h2>1. Say my name, say my name.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Got called three different names and not one of them was my own <a href="https://t.co/3Mf0nnT9j8">https://t.co/3Mf0nnT9j8</a></p>&mdash; 🎄tristmas tree🎄 (@morebeoursthanu) <a href="https://twitter.com/morebeoursthanu/status/1207065859975499776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 17, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. (Snot) Rocket power.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/zazwogs/status/1207294104431931392?s=20</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Got milk?</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">what about the time I lost my virginity and the guy sucked on my titty and asked why there was no milk coming out sjajqkodne <a href="https://t.co/aCRuxSNUGT">https://t.co/aCRuxSNUGT</a></p>&mdash; shóna 🐝🌿 (@chabananabong) <a href="https://twitter.com/chabananabong/status/1207285876830720000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4. The dude&#39;s ignorance is impressive.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/pheebys/status/1207262476913512449?s=20</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. It&#39;s the circle of life.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My ex rubbed his cum across my forehead and said “Simba” <a href="https://t.co/z6G2qriIg5">https://t.co/z6G2qriIg5</a></p>&mdash; festive elf queen (@Peachicedqueen) <a href="https://twitter.com/Peachicedqueen/status/1207292770483920896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. &#39;Til death do us part?</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">started suckin a guy off n turned out he’d ate a snickers n not washed his hands so a went into anaphylactic shock n he had to run to ma car n get an Epipen and call an ambulance <a href="https://t.co/r63rQJ1drf">https://t.co/r63rQJ1drf</a></p>&mdash; erin (@_sofkncute_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_sofkncute_/status/1207241156318420993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. Be careful what you wish for?</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I asked the universe for a sign that me and my ex should get back together and the next time we hooked up, I somehow knocked a glass of water off my nightstand, which shattered on my face and split open my eyebrow. We never got back together. <a href="https://t.co/k2b2gVkVsh">https://t.co/k2b2gVkVsh</a></p>&mdash; Sass Queen 🦋 (@aynthefabulous) <a href="https://twitter.com/aynthefabulous/status/1207550176195301377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. Busted.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Was in the middle of it and her older sibling came in and said: “this is the 3rd time this week!” and this was the first time I was in her house. 😨🥵😥 <a href="https://t.co/BAa6QGhfWa">https://t.co/BAa6QGhfWa</a></p>&mdash; lewis (@LewisWElliot) <a href="https://twitter.com/LewisWElliot/status/1207416785676488716?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. Don&#39;t let it get to your head.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">once while having shower sex i slipped a couple of times, but then just lost my balance completely to where i took down myself, the guy, and the hotel shower curtain. needless to say we had bruises for weeks and probably a concussion! <a href="https://t.co/uqAHcZsu1s">https://t.co/uqAHcZsu1s</a></p>&mdash; bri kelly 🌻 (@bri_brik) <a href="https://twitter.com/bri_brik/status/1207905486030483456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Bless up.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">one time I had sex in my pastors house while house sitting. <br><br>another time I was having sex and the guy came on my bible. <br><br>guess you could say it was gods will. <a href="https://t.co/4KZ4Jc3J1k">https://t.co/4KZ4Jc3J1k</a></p>&mdash; ً ͏m͏a͏d͏d͏i͏e (@LINKlNPARKS) <a href="https://twitter.com/LINKlNPARKS/status/1207864042284564480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Holy sh*t.</h2><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">With my current boyfriend, he had forgotten to take his dog out of the room and she woke up, looked right at us, and vomited 😂😩</p> &mdash; 🐐Katie&rsquo;s Official Fan Page (@cheyennedean22) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheyennedean22/status/1207447534920224769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><h2>12. It must have been a really nice couch.</h2><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">Was goin out with a girl. We went back to hers for some sexy time. Assuming her mum was at work all day we got to it on the sofa. She went upstairs to get a condom. I didn&#39;t hear her mum come in and she walked in and saw me on the sofa naked fully erect. 😬😆</p> &mdash; J (@JBates2019) <a href="https://twitter.com/JBates2019/status/1207436813700337666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><h2>13. The belly button is nature&#39;s storage unit.</h2><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">I was once going down on someone so hard that my nose ring popped out and I didn&#39;t notice, but he did. He put it in his BELLY BUTTON for safe-keeping until I was done 😂😂😂</p> &mdash; forest child 🌲✨ (@CobaltCatshark) <a href="https://twitter.com/CobaltCatshark/status/1207714493431599104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

People are sharing stories about their most embarrassing moments in the bedroom.

People on Twitter are bragging sharing stories about the times when embarrassing things happened while they were having sex. TwitterPeople out there are doing it. The sex. With each other. And it gets messy. Here are just the ones that will make you laugh, not the one that will make you sad.1. Say my name, say my name.Got called three different names and not one of them was my own https://t.co/3Mf0nnT9j8&mdash; 🎄tristmas tree🎄 (@morebeoursthanu) December 17, 2019 2. (Snot) Rocket power.https://twitter.com/zazwogs/status/1207294104431931392?s=203. Got milk?what about the time I lost my virginity and the guy sucked on my titty and asked why there was no milk coming out sjajqkodne https://t.co/aCRuxSNUGT&mdash; shóna 🐝🌿 (@chabananabong) December 18, 2019 4. The dude&#39;s ignorance is impressive.https://twitter.com/pheebys/status/1207262476913512449?s=205. It&#39;s the circle of life.My ex rubbed his cum across my forehead and said “Simba” https://t.co/z6G2qriIg5&mdash; festive elf queen (@Peachicedqueen) December 18, 2019 6. &#39;Til death do us part?started suckin a guy off n turned out he’d ate a snickers n not washed his hands so a went into anaphylactic shock n he had to run to ma car n get an Epipen and call an ambulance https://t.co/r63rQJ1drf&mdash; erin (@_sofkncute_) December 18, 2019 7. Be careful what you wish for?I asked the universe for a sign that me and my ex should get back together and the next time we hooked up, I somehow knocked a glass of water off my nightstand, which shattered on my face and split open my eyebrow. We never got back together. https://t.co/k2b2gVkVsh&mdash; Sass Queen 🦋 (@aynthefabulous) December 19, 2019 8. Busted.Was in the middle of it and her older sibling came in and said: “this is the 3rd time this week!” and this was the first time I was in her house. 😨🥵😥 https://t.co/BAa6QGhfWa&mdash; lewis (@LewisWElliot) December 18, 2019 9. Don&#39;t let it get to your head.once while having shower sex i slipped a couple of times, but then just lost my balance completely to where i took down myself, the guy, and the hotel shower curtain. needless to say we had bruises for weeks and probably a concussion! https://t.co/uqAHcZsu1s&mdash; bri kelly 🌻 (@bri_brik) December 20, 2019 10. Bless up.one time I had sex in my pastors house while house sitting. another time I was having sex and the guy came on my bible. guess you could say it was gods will. https://t.co/4KZ4Jc3J1k&mdash; ً ͏m͏a͏d͏d͏i͏e (@LINKlNPARKS) December 20, 2019 11. Holy sh*t.  With my current boyfriend, he had forgotten to take his dog out of the room and she woke up, looked right at us, and vomited 😂😩 &mdash; 🐐Katie&rsquo;s Official Fan Page (@cheyennedean22) December 18, 2019 12. It must have been a really nice couch.  Was goin out with a girl. We went back to hers for some sexy time. Assuming her mum was at work all day we got to it on the sofa. She went upstairs to get a condom. I didn&#39;t hear her mum come in and she walked in and saw me on the sofa naked fully erect. 😬😆 &mdash; J (@JBates2019) December 18, 2019 13. The belly button is nature&#39;s storage unit.  I was once going down on someone so hard that my nose ring popped out and I didn&#39;t notice, but he did. He put it in his BELLY BUTTON for safe-keeping until I was done 😂😂😂 &mdash; forest child 🌲✨ (@CobaltCatshark) December 19, 2019 

People on Twitter are bragging sharing stories about the times when embarrassing things happened while they were having sex.     People out there are doing it. The sex. With each other. And it gets messy.   Here are just the ones that will...