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<p>It&#39;s been a wild week, with <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/news/michael-cohen-trump-family-moscow-project-mueller/">Michael Cohen&#39;s guilty plea</a> having pundits declaring that it&#39;s the <a href="https://thinkprogress.org/donald-trump-russia-investigation-robert-mueller-michael-cohen-trump-tower-moscow-russia-2016-election-227e4d3d2d07/">beginning of the end of Trump&#39;s presidency.</a> These tweets have nothing to do with that. Enjoy!</p><p>1.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ladies, if he<br><br>- looks impeccable in a suit<br>- comes in clutch with that emotional support <br>- knows how to craft a compliment like it’s an art<br>- can build furniture without a tantrum<br>- knows how to build sexual tension with self control <br><br>That’s no man, that’s a lesbian.</p>&mdash; Kennedy (But Spooky) (@kcath23) <a href="https://twitter.com/kcath23/status/1067113702535688193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If u want to date women in their early 20’s u must be ok with our culture of subtweeting and being “emotionally messy” online....also u may not subtweet us as that is appropriation</p>&mdash; Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott/status/1067780571701682176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ladies if she:<br><br>-has flaming locks of auburn hair<br>-ivory skin <br>-eyes of emerald green<br><br>She’s got your man, she’s Jolene</p>&mdash; cathy humes (@CrappyFumes) <a href="https://twitter.com/CrappyFumes/status/1067213305817776128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Handcuffing myself to the door of my therapists office until he makes me better.</p>&mdash; Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) <a href="https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1068277691592450048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 29, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">this is the scariest thing i’ve ever seen on letterboxd <a href="https://t.co/HP96oRjZxE">pic.twitter.com/HP96oRjZxE</a></p>&mdash; flo ¨̮ (@astralbarnes) <a href="https://twitter.com/astralbarnes/status/1066627413243817984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fuck, marry, kill: Diners, Drive-ins, Dives</p>&mdash; Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustAboutGlad/status/1066785728472829953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Phone, burner phone, vape pen, massive golden key <a href="https://t.co/K7nGFmCwAi">https://t.co/K7nGFmCwAi</a></p>&mdash; Lucy Prebble (@lucyprebblish) <a href="https://twitter.com/lucyprebblish/status/1066716868378075136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ladies if:<br>- I see this joke format<br>- one more time<br>- I swear to god I’m going to lose it.</p>&mdash; Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) <a href="https://twitter.com/AkilahObviously/status/1066832650390913024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">*elaine from seinfeld voice* he tried to un-ghost me!<br /> JERRY: you can&#39;t unghost! once you ghost, you gotta stay ghosted<br /> ELAINE: what does he think this is, a seance?<br /> KRAMER: no no no no I don&#39;t do seances, not after last time</p> &mdash; Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1066803608505733122?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><p>10.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">why would you name your kid Abcde when Stu is right there</p>&mdash; Mina Kimes (@minakimes) <a href="https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1068263792428138496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 29, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">if you say you love Christmas music all I hear is “I’ve never worked retail”</p>&mdash; Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1068518543304638464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="fr" dir="ltr">my eyes: la croix <br><br>my brain: la croy<br><br>my mouth: la crocs</p>&mdash; m ¨̮ (@melmadara) <a href="https://twitter.com/melmadara/status/1066708992993488896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/TaxedTitties/status/1067840385362231297</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">film critics small children<br><br> 🤝<br><br> Paddington 2</p>&mdash; hannah woodhead (@goodjobliz) <a href="https://twitter.com/goodjobliz/status/1067546425314152449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Clair de Lune has these crazy big finger stretches you can only do if you have giant hands. This is why I know Debussy had a huge dick. So, moving onto slide two</p>&mdash; grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) <a href="https://twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/1039207272822521856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[inventing the toaster]<br><br>engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4<br><br>chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8</p>&mdash; schmox (@IvoryGazelle) <a href="https://twitter.com/IvoryGazelle/status/1067159001115361281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when bookstores call you out <a href="https://t.co/UXKEDGgcx9">pic.twitter.com/UXKEDGgcx9</a></p>&mdash; Stephanie Cooke on Hiatus(ish) 🔮🎃👻🐺 (@hellocookie) <a href="https://twitter.com/hellocookie/status/1066756217081483265?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>18.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to Acting:<br>Man: yell <br>Woman: cry <br><br>Congrats u r now acter :)</p>&mdash; Geraldine Viswanatha (@yoyogeraldinev) <a href="https://twitter.com/yoyogeraldinev/status/1066691073236496385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>19.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me still trying to shop at Forever 21 <a href="https://t.co/Cc60PVKfxq">pic.twitter.com/Cc60PVKfxq</a></p>&mdash; Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status/1067636887538397184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>20.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Teaching my roommates Spanish one label at a time ☺️ <a href="https://t.co/hqlHUZ2O7V">pic.twitter.com/hqlHUZ2O7V</a></p>&mdash; bri (@_breegee) <a href="https://twitter.com/_breegee/status/1067268956291919873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>21.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.</p>&mdash; Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) <a href="https://twitter.com/Brooke_L_March/status/1067690661648883712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>22.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder &amp; the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA</p>&mdash; tay (@Taylor_Stag) <a href="https://twitter.com/Taylor_Stag/status/1067199832408739847?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>23.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that&#39;s cool. She&#39;s watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who&#39;s changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it&#39;s Petty Labelle.</p>&mdash; 🏳️‍🌈Quee(r)n Regina (@heyqueenregina) <a href="https://twitter.com/heyqueenregina/status/1067135692629671936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>24.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you’re not excited for the new Lion King movie.. you’re lion</p>&mdash; Kelsey Impicciche (@kelseydangerous) <a href="https://twitter.com/kelseydangerous/status/1065791748276924416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 23, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>25.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">happy holidays only to emma from teen jeopardy who didn’t know how to dab <a href="https://t.co/0mSt9D5taS">pic.twitter.com/0mSt9D5taS</a></p>&mdash; Rachel Taenzler (@racheltaenzler) <a href="https://twitter.com/racheltaenzler/status/1066572494222577664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 hilarious tweets from women this week that have nothing to do with Trump.

It&#39;s been a wild week, with Michael Cohen&#39;s guilty plea having pundits declaring that it&#39;s the beginning of the end of Trump&#39;s presidency. These tweets have nothing to do with that. Enjoy!1.Ladies, if he- looks impeccable in a suit- comes in clutch with that emotional support - knows how to craft a compliment like it’s an art- can build furniture without a tantrum- knows how to build sexual tension with self control That’s no man, that’s a lesbian.&mdash; Kennedy (But Spooky) (@kcath23) November 26, 2018 2.If u want to date women in their early 20’s u must be ok with our culture of subtweeting and being “emotionally messy” online....also u may not subtweet us as that is appropriation&mdash; Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) November 28, 2018 3.Ladies if she:-has flaming locks of auburn hair-ivory skin -eyes of emerald greenShe’s got your man, she’s Jolene&mdash; cathy humes (@CrappyFumes) November 27, 2018 4.Handcuffing myself to the door of my therapists office until he makes me better.&mdash; Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) November 29, 2018 5.this is the scariest thing i’ve ever seen on letterboxd pic.twitter.com/HP96oRjZxE&mdash; flo ¨̮ (@astralbarnes) November 25, 2018 6.Fuck, marry, kill: Diners, Drive-ins, Dives&mdash; Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) November 25, 2018 7.Phone, burner phone, vape pen, massive golden key https://t.co/K7nGFmCwAi&mdash; Lucy Prebble (@lucyprebblish) November 25, 2018 8.Ladies if:- I see this joke format- one more time- I swear to god I’m going to lose it.&mdash; Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 25, 2018 9.  *elaine from seinfeld voice* he tried to un-ghost me! JERRY: you can&#39;t unghost! once you ghost, you gotta stay ghosted ELAINE: what does he think this is, a seance? KRAMER: no no no no I don&#39;t do seances, not after last time &mdash; Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 25, 2018 10.why would you name your kid Abcde when Stu is right there&mdash; Mina Kimes (@minakimes) November 29, 2018 11.if you say you love Christmas music all I hear is “I’ve never worked retail”&mdash; Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 30, 2018 12.my eyes: la croix my brain: la croymy mouth: la crocs&mdash; m ¨̮ (@melmadara) November 25, 2018 13.https://twitter.com/TaxedTitties/status/106784038536223129714.film critics small children 🤝 Paddington 2&mdash; hannah woodhead (@goodjobliz) November 27, 2018 15.Clair de Lune has these crazy big finger stretches you can only do if you have giant hands. This is why I know Debussy had a huge dick. So, moving onto slide two&mdash; grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) September 10, 2018 16.[inventing the toaster]engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8&mdash; schmox (@IvoryGazelle) November 26, 2018 17.when bookstores call you out pic.twitter.com/UXKEDGgcx9&mdash; Stephanie Cooke on Hiatus(ish) 🔮🎃👻🐺 (@hellocookie) November 25, 2018 18.How to Acting:Man: yell Woman: cry Congrats u r now acter :)&mdash; Geraldine Viswanatha (@yoyogeraldinev) November 25, 2018 19.Me still trying to shop at Forever 21 pic.twitter.com/Cc60PVKfxq&mdash; Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 28, 2018 20.Teaching my roommates Spanish one label at a time ☺️ pic.twitter.com/hqlHUZ2O7V&mdash; bri (@_breegee) November 27, 2018 21.Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.&mdash; Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) November 28, 2018 22.My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder &amp; the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA&mdash; tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018 23.This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that&#39;s cool. She&#39;s watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who&#39;s changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it&#39;s Petty Labelle.&mdash; 🏳️‍🌈Quee(r)n Regina (@heyqueenregina) November 26, 2018 24.If you’re not excited for the new Lion King movie.. you’re lion&mdash; Kelsey Impicciche (@kelseydangerous) November 23, 2018 25.happy holidays only to emma from teen jeopardy who didn’t know how to dab pic.twitter.com/0mSt9D5taS&mdash; Rachel Taenzler (@racheltaenzler) November 25, 2018 

It&#39;s been a wild week, with Michael Cohen&#39;s guilty plea having pundits declaring that it&#39;s the beginning of the end of Trump&#39;s presidency. These tweets have nothing to do with that. Enjoy!  1.    2.    3.    4.    5.    6. ...