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<p>People have short attention spans these days, whether they&#39;re trying to get into the latest premium cable crime show or simply swiping through Tinder. Single people on the apps have only seconds to catch someone&#39;s attention, with either a photo or a bio that&#39;s more original than a generic &quot;live, laugh, love.&quot; These clever and snappy bios, paired perfectly with the pictures, will have your thumb immediately swiping left...even though this isn&#39;t Tinder.</p><h2>1. Touched by an angel.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="prkqxPr"><a href="https://imgur.com/prkqxPr">View post on imgur.com</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. O Mother, Where Art Thou?</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/cl5d00s1m3541.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="605" height="918"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Bring the handcuffs.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/r0wg1dqbbmv41.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="1334"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>4. All aboard.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/m1oggdg95em51.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1080" height="1394"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. Suck it, sharks.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/ayp3n28orq331.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="640" height="1136"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>6. Hacker alert.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/pkvuq3kv0yj21.png" alt="Remote file" width="1080" height="1309"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. A+ bio.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/1kz8ex9wfl551.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="1334"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. A George Carlin quote is the ultimate thirst trap.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/yuhm0q0643o01.png" alt="Remote file" width="720" height="1280"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. So much pun.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/kgl9tp8ad6x61.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="531"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Wholesome.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="AWRNzWa"><a href="https://imgur.com/AWRNzWa">View post on imgur.com</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Bright woman, dark humor.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/ojdbgfmijzb61.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="972" height="2472"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. Mamma Mia!</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/bht52d1x54r21.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="828" height="571"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. Gotta catch &#39;em all!</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="BRTF47v"><a href="https://imgur.com/BRTF47v">View post on imgur.com</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. Oops.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/nlk0lm1v71g51.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1079" height="1493"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>15. The fate of the universe is in your hands.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/4hvge2hcn5j31.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="661" height="1280"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16. Bold and bald.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/bpybolcxhvz21.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="1334"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. When life gives you lemons...</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/o7750160cz141.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1080" height="1302"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18. Once you get it...</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/m57x8q4lf9y51.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="828" height="1792"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19. Tinder is the new TaskRabbit.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/283uon12b3k31.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1080" height="1656"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20. Craigslist, too.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/l6pxnuki84n51.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1125" height="2436"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>21. Meet me in the middle.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/3ak6gkpwryx21.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="1105"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22. It&#39;s over, Anakin.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/abxkpc32z2d51.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="828" height="1792"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>23. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/okdaofdezlc41.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1080" height="2220"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>24. Well, da.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/rvo9ge3iu6w21.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1080" height="1920"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>25. See what you did there.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/2j09n0o2e2a31.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="983"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>26. No pressure.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/q3y654pymte61.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="828" height="1046"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>27. You&#39;ve been warned.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/fxupkkauauz31.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="2048" height="2048"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>28. Challenge accepted.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/pm8qv84t4q351.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="821" height="764"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>29. Keeping it real.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/32oaebbw4tp61.png" alt="Remote file" width="1065" height="1699"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>30. How considerate of him.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/050700au66u31.png" alt="Remote file" width="1242" height="2208"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>31. Speaking words of widsom.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/92i2qnl6cew51.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="219"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>32. Yes you do.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/nsqm1ht5o9h41.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="1334"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>33. Haaaaave you met Ted?</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/6l5f1244mez41.png" alt="Remote file" width="1432" height="3696"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>34. Modern Love.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/nptnhzlk07841.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1063" height="2220"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>25. Remy the Ratatouille...the rat of all my dreams...</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/0s050xga6t451.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="750" height="1302"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>26. That&#39;s what she said.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://i.redd.it/s0vm15xjkqb51.jpg" alt="Remote file" width="1080" height="691"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>27. Yum.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/7dYczOw"><a href="https://imgur.com/a/7dYczOw">Now that's dedication</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

27 of the funniest and cleverest Tinder bios.

People have short attention spans these days, whether they&#39;re trying to get into the latest premium cable crime show or simply swiping through Tinder. Single people on the apps have only seconds to catch someone&#39;s attention, with either a photo or a bio that&#39;s more original than a generic &quot;live, laugh, love.&quot; These clever and snappy bios, paired perfectly with the pictures, will have your thumb immediately swiping left...even though this isn&#39;t Tinder.1. Touched by an angel.View post on imgur.com2. O Mother, Where Art Thou?3. Bring the handcuffs. 4. All aboard.5. Suck it, sharks. 6. Hacker alert.7. A+ bio.8. A George Carlin quote is the ultimate thirst trap.9. So much pun.10. Wholesome.View post on imgur.com11. Bright woman, dark humor.12. Mamma Mia!13. Gotta catch &#39;em all!View post on imgur.com14. Oops. 15. The fate of the universe is in your hands.16. Bold and bald.17. When life gives you lemons...18. Once you get it...19. Tinder is the new TaskRabbit.20. Craigslist, too.21. Meet me in the middle.22. It&#39;s over, Anakin.23. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.24. Well, da.25. See what you did there.26. No pressure.27. You&#39;ve been warned.28. Challenge accepted.29. Keeping it real.30. How considerate of him.31. Speaking words of widsom.32. Yes you do.33. Haaaaave you met Ted?34. Modern Love. 25. Remy the Ratatouille...the rat of all my dreams...26. That&#39;s what she said.27. Yum.Now that's dedication

People have short attention spans these days, whether they&#39;re trying to get into the latest premium cable crime show or simply swiping through Tinder. Single people on the apps have only seconds to catch someone&#39;s attention, with...