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<p><span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Are you in the <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-you-in-the-right-headspace">right headspace </a>to receive funny jokes right now? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">This week gifted us with multiple new joke formats, one impeachment hearing, and approximately 525,600 Baby Yoda memes. Here are some great tweets from women, all of whom you should be following (on Twitter, not in real life. That would be creepy). </span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(74, 74, 74); font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">1. Survival of the fittest.</span></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @JanineBritto" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/janinebrito/status/1201345273106186241" height="289" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-41919-pm-aEvZKr.png" width="522" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/janinebrito/status/1201345273106186241">Twitter: @JanineBritto</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. Thirty, flirty, and thriving.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @MarciaBelsky" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/MarciaBelsky/status/1201910214058029056?s=20" height="147" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-35055-pm-BIQI3L.png" width="432" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/MarciaBelsky/status/1201910214058029056?s=20">Twitter: @MarciaBelsky</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. You feel, how does it make?</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My therapist when I say literally anything to her <a href="https://t.co/NmgGchk8AC">pic.twitter.com/NmgGchk8AC</a></p>&mdash; Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) <a href="https://twitter.com/saraschaefer1/status/1200921084444332033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4. As charming as Charmin.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I just used the shitter in 7 airports and I must say their toilet paper was deluxe. <a href="https://t.co/b7XR9I3Thd">pic.twitter.com/b7XR9I3Thd</a></p>&mdash; Paula Pell (@perlapell) <a href="https://twitter.com/perlapell/status/1201365976618557440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. I can see clearly now.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @rosebudbaker" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/perlapell/status/1201365976618557440?s=20" height="181" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-42349-pm-pfwIaq.png" width="528" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/perlapell/status/1201365976618557440?s=20">Twitter: @rosebudbaker</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. More accurate than the Sorting Hat.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @siriusclaw" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/siriusclaw/status/1202456258198097920?s=20" height="226" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-43546-pm-KJJu0B.png" width="499" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/siriusclaw/status/1202456258198097920?s=20">Twitter: @siriusclaw</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. Premium content.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @meladoodle" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/meladoodle/status/1202448316803371008?s=20" height="257" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-43738-pm-kI4Ibi.png" width="529" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/meladoodle/status/1202448316803371008?s=20">Twitter: @meladoodle</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. How the sausage is made.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @GiuliaRozzi" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/GiuliaRozzi/status/1202308037899255808?s=20" height="304" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-43948-pm-iaMqR0.png" width="483" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/GiuliaRozzi/status/1202308037899255808?s=20">Twitter: @GiuliaRozzi</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. Yup, that pretty much sums it up.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @xpatriciah" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/xpatriciah/status/1201879343959597062?s=20" height="249" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-44156-pm-aM06Mk.png" width="523" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/xpatriciah/status/1201879343959597062?s=20">Twitter: @xpatriciah</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Who would ever do such a prepostorous thing?</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @CaseyRackham" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/CaseyRackham/status/1202317078578921473?s=20" height="262" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-45458-pm-jiwq2u.png" width="529" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/CaseyRackham/status/1202317078578921473?s=20">Twitter: @CaseyRackham</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Degrassi was......de greatest.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">manny santos walked so bella could run <a href="https://t.co/dfMjQPUeic">https://t.co/dfMjQPUeic</a></p>&mdash; Nina Mohan (@NinaLMohan) <a href="https://twitter.com/NinaLMohan/status/1202825806910648320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. I want to go to there.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @lizzzzzielogan" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/lizzzzzielogan/status/1202322778743091200?s=20" height="251" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-45846-pm-3nAIA2.png" width="533" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/lizzzzzielogan/status/1202322778743091200?s=20">Twitter: @lizzzzzielogan</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. The ultimate mashup.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @sassysiddiqi" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/sassysiddiqi/status/1202400104465997825?s=20" height="235" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-12-06-at-50103-pm-1FD6oM.png" width="525" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/sassysiddiqi/status/1202400104465997825?s=20">Twitter: @sassysiddiqi</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. Baby Yoda is the new Cousin Greg.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my number one boy <a href="https://t.co/d9UibVgjOG">pic.twitter.com/d9UibVgjOG</a></p>&mdash; sarah j. dudski (@dudski) <a href="https://twitter.com/dudski/status/1200927047754891264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. Those were the days.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me home sick in elementary school watching the price is right <a href="https://t.co/oeGUfWWLD0">pic.twitter.com/oeGUfWWLD0</a></p>&mdash; honest jabe (@jaynooch) <a href="https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1200780229519785984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

15 funny tweets from women this week that will make you smile (not that we're telling women to smile).

Are you in the right headspace to receive funny jokes right now? This week gifted us with multiple new joke formats, one impeachment hearing, and approximately 525,600 Baby Yoda memes. Here are some great tweets from women, all of whom you should be following (on Twitter, not in real life. That would be creepy). 1. Survival of the fittest.Twitter: @JanineBritto2. Thirty, flirty, and thriving.Twitter: @MarciaBelsky3. You feel, how does it make?My therapist when I say literally anything to her pic.twitter.com/NmgGchk8AC&mdash; Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) November 30, 2019 4. As charming as Charmin.I just used the shitter in 7 airports and I must say their toilet paper was deluxe. pic.twitter.com/b7XR9I3Thd&mdash; Paula Pell (@perlapell) December 2, 2019 5. I can see clearly now.Twitter: @rosebudbaker6. More accurate than the Sorting Hat.Twitter: @siriusclaw7. Premium content.Twitter: @meladoodle8. How the sausage is made.Twitter: @GiuliaRozzi9. Yup, that pretty much sums it up.Twitter: @xpatriciah10. Who would ever do such a prepostorous thing?Twitter: @CaseyRackham11. Degrassi was......de greatest.manny santos walked so bella could run https://t.co/dfMjQPUeic&mdash; Nina Mohan (@NinaLMohan) December 6, 2019 12. I want to go to there.Twitter: @lizzzzzielogan13. The ultimate mashup.Twitter: @sassysiddiqi14. Baby Yoda is the new Cousin Greg.my number one boy pic.twitter.com/d9UibVgjOG&mdash; sarah j. dudski (@dudski) November 30, 2019 15. Those were the days.Me home sick in elementary school watching the price is right pic.twitter.com/oeGUfWWLD0&mdash; honest jabe (@jaynooch) November 30, 2019 

Are you in the right headspace to receive funny jokes right now?   This week gifted us with multiple new joke formats, one impeachment hearing, and approximately 525,600 Baby Yoda memes. Here are some great tweets from women, all of whom...