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<p>It&#39;s been a wild week on the internet. Baby boomers acted like babies over<a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/news/15-boomer-tweets-poke-fun-battle-of-the-generations/"> the &quot;ok boomer&quot; meme,</a> and <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/entertainment/keanu-reeves-age-appropriate-girlfriend/">Keanu Reeves was canonized as a saint </a>for dating a woman who is only nine years younger than him.</p><p>1.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">we’re probably about a year away from a reality competition show called “The Internets Next Top Viral Star” with challenges like front facing comedy videos, original takes on trending memes, and mastering the art of an ironic yet sincere political post.</p>&mdash; Chrispy Leaf ShackelGourd (@ChrissySh) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrissySh/status/1192243336217841664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>2.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i once went home w an open-married dude and i was like ‘how’s this gonna work with your wife at home, where will she sleep’ and he said ‘it’s cool she’ll just sleep in the coffin’ and wouldn’t you know it that bitch slept in a coffin in the living room that night</p>&mdash; rax ‘adriana la cerva&#39;s IBD’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) <a href="https://twitter.com/RaxKingIsDead/status/1192452402454114309?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Every billionaire responding to Liz Warren&#39;s Wealth Tax <a href="https://t.co/clMQ8l4oy8">pic.twitter.com/clMQ8l4oy8</a></p>&mdash; Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) <a href="https://twitter.com/emmylanepotter/status/1192869187649245190?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>4.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When I&#39;m bored I go around putting <br>these stickers on paper towel <br>dispensers <a href="https://t.co/WUwHDPm1nS">pic.twitter.com/WUwHDPm1nS</a></p>&mdash; Sofia Paredes (@SofiaParedes79) <a href="https://twitter.com/SofiaParedes79/status/1191406812853129217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my mom met her husband on OkBoomer</p>&mdash; Rachel Borat Kaly (@rachel_kaly) <a href="https://twitter.com/rachel_kaly/status/1191554815349972992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>6.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Face DOWN <br>Ass UP<br>That’s the way she<br>Passed away...<br>Quietly at 1:30AM at Mt. Sinai surrounded by her loved ones 💗</p>&mdash; Patti Harrison (@Party_Harderson) <a href="https://twitter.com/Party_Harderson/status/1191849106974490625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Indie girl: &quot;meet my boyfriend&quot;<br>Her boyfriend: <a href="https://t.co/hhRwNqfhO5">pic.twitter.com/hhRwNqfhO5</a></p>&mdash; ursula (@AltOccult) <a href="https://twitter.com/AltOccult/status/1192227599751081984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>8.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/alanalevinson/status/1192245864296660992?s=20</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me for 2-3 days every month for my entire adult life: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me! Everything is hopeless. I hate my body, skin, and life. I just want to quit everything and give up. Nothing matters. What is going on with me?!”<br>My vagina one minute later: “blood”</p>&mdash; Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) <a href="https://twitter.com/NikkiGlaser/status/1192194320474025984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>10.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1192144348466384896?s=20</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/hauteballsbaby/status/1189734025197477893?s=20</oembed><p>12.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t care for math. if a number wants to get different that’s none of my business</p>&mdash; kimmy (@ka_waltz) <a href="https://twitter.com/ka_waltz/status/1190699612320874497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey ladies instead of trying to explain the female anatomy to your man just capitalize on it. I told mine an IUD gets replaced monthly, costs $500 &amp; we gotta split it</p>&mdash; Erica Spera (@Spericaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/Spericaa/status/1192438866101391360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>14.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Eating soup is just drinking the bathwater of veggies</p>&mdash; Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) <a href="https://twitter.com/brondotcomputer/status/1192868144592957440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/lizchar/status/1192559998087450629?s=20</oembed><p>16.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh. Oh my GOD. This was... ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <a href="https://t.co/ji5SF0ANOu">https://t.co/ji5SF0ANOu</a></p>&mdash; Nicole Gallucci (@nicolemichele5) <a href="https://twitter.com/nicolemichele5/status/1192520460241641472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“losing/taking virginity”<br><br>- turns sex into an object<br>- places pressure on the decision<br>- you don’t actually lose or take anything ?<br><br>“sexual debut”<br><br>- exciting <br>- all focus is on u <br>- suggests a musical number is involved</p>&mdash; goblin (@lottydoes) <a href="https://twitter.com/lottydoes/status/1191326530250653697?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>18.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when a hot guy is on twitter im like ....... sir are you lost</p>&mdash; rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) <a href="https://twitter.com/rebexxxxa/status/1192511537430310914?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>19.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when all of my crushes stop being openly gay men it’s over for u hoes</p>&mdash; corie johnson (@corietjohnson) <a href="https://twitter.com/corietjohnson/status/1191532470690140160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>20.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/jjomarch/status/1192631861853462534?s=20</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>21.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">someone just referred to 2000 as two decades ago and I don&#39;t think so sweetie</p>&mdash; Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) <a href="https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1192486277972512768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>22.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">downloaded a white noise app from the itunes store, but it&#39;s just been playing This American Life and old Gilmore Girls eps</p>&mdash; Sachi Ezura (@misstrionics) <a href="https://twitter.com/misstrionics/status/1191773197903048704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>23.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope one day you are even half as happy as I was last night when a stranger asked if I knew the time and I checked and it was NINE O CLOCK ON A SATURDAY</p>&mdash; Karen Chee (@karencheee) <a href="https://twitter.com/karencheee/status/1191178837528399873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

23 tweets from women this week that will make you smile (not that we're telling women to smile).

It&#39;s been a wild week on the internet. Baby boomers acted like babies over the &quot;ok boomer&quot; meme, and Keanu Reeves was canonized as a saint for dating a woman who is only nine years younger than him.1.we’re probably about a year away from a reality competition show called “The Internets Next Top Viral Star” with challenges like front facing comedy videos, original takes on trending memes, and mastering the art of an ironic yet sincere political post.&mdash; Chrispy Leaf ShackelGourd (@ChrissySh) November 7, 2019 2.i once went home w an open-married dude and i was like ‘how’s this gonna work with your wife at home, where will she sleep’ and he said ‘it’s cool she’ll just sleep in the coffin’ and wouldn’t you know it that bitch slept in a coffin in the living room that night&mdash; rax ‘adriana la cerva&#39;s IBD’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) November 7, 2019 3.Every billionaire responding to Liz Warren&#39;s Wealth Tax pic.twitter.com/clMQ8l4oy8&mdash; Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) November 8, 2019 4.When I&#39;m bored I go around putting these stickers on paper towel dispensers pic.twitter.com/WUwHDPm1nS&mdash; Sofia Paredes (@SofiaParedes79) November 4, 2019 5.my mom met her husband on OkBoomer&mdash; Rachel Borat Kaly (@rachel_kaly) November 5, 2019 6.Face DOWN Ass UPThat’s the way shePassed away...Quietly at 1:30AM at Mt. Sinai surrounded by her loved ones 💗&mdash; Patti Harrison (@Party_Harderson) November 5, 2019 7.Indie girl: &quot;meet my boyfriend&quot;Her boyfriend: pic.twitter.com/hhRwNqfhO5&mdash; ursula (@AltOccult) November 6, 2019 8.https://twitter.com/alanalevinson/status/1192245864296660992?s=209.Me for 2-3 days every month for my entire adult life: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me! Everything is hopeless. I hate my body, skin, and life. I just want to quit everything and give up. Nothing matters. What is going on with me?!”My vagina one minute later: “blood”&mdash; Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) November 6, 2019 10.https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1192144348466384896?s=2011.https://twitter.com/hauteballsbaby/status/1189734025197477893?s=2012.I don’t care for math. if a number wants to get different that’s none of my business&mdash; kimmy (@ka_waltz) November 2, 2019 13.Hey ladies instead of trying to explain the female anatomy to your man just capitalize on it. I told mine an IUD gets replaced monthly, costs $500 &amp; we gotta split it&mdash; Erica Spera (@Spericaa) November 7, 2019 14.Eating soup is just drinking the bathwater of veggies&mdash; Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) November 8, 2019 15.https://twitter.com/lizchar/status/1192559998087450629?s=2016.Oh. Oh my GOD. This was... ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/ji5SF0ANOu&mdash; Nicole Gallucci (@nicolemichele5) November 7, 2019 17.“losing/taking virginity”- turns sex into an object- places pressure on the decision- you don’t actually lose or take anything ?“sexual debut”- exciting - all focus is on u - suggests a musical number is involved&mdash; goblin (@lottydoes) November 4, 2019 18.when a hot guy is on twitter im like ....... sir are you lost&mdash; rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) November 7, 2019 19.when all of my crushes stop being openly gay men it’s over for u hoes&mdash; corie johnson (@corietjohnson) November 5, 2019 20.https://twitter.com/jjomarch/status/1192631861853462534?s=2021.someone just referred to 2000 as two decades ago and I don&#39;t think so sweetie&mdash; Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 7, 2019 22.downloaded a white noise app from the itunes store, but it&#39;s just been playing This American Life and old Gilmore Girls eps&mdash; Sachi Ezura (@misstrionics) November 5, 2019 23.I hope one day you are even half as happy as I was last night when a stranger asked if I knew the time and I checked and it was NINE O CLOCK ON A SATURDAY&mdash; Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 4, 2019 

It&#39;s been a wild week on the internet. Baby boomers acted like babies over the &quot;ok boomer&quot; meme, and Keanu Reeves was canonized as a saint for dating a woman who is only nine years younger than him.  1.    2.    3.    4.   ...