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<p>What a week.</p><p><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/23/americas/brazil-beef-amazon-rainforest-fire-intl/index.html">My world&#39;s on fire,</a> how &#39;bout yours? Here are some great tweets from women. That&#39;s the way I like it and I never get bored.</p><p>1.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Women are like wine: the older we are the more we&#39;re kept in a basement</p>&mdash; defne gencler (@omgitsdef) <a href="https://twitter.com/omgitsdef/status/1164542783383883776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey guys, so I&#39;ve realized that Twitter, as much as I enjoy it sometimes, is having a seriously negative impact on my mental health and sucking up untold hours of my life. So I&#39;ve decided to try to get a lot more followers to justify it</p>&mdash; Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) <a href="https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1164245492936691712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 21, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me when a guy says he regularly goes to therapy <a href="https://t.co/oEszluNhJj">pic.twitter.com/oEszluNhJj</a></p>&mdash; Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) <a href="https://twitter.com/JulieAbridged/status/1163481408184020992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 19, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seems unfair that never in my life have I sat next to a hot person on a plane and yet every person who’s ever sat next to me has.</p>&mdash; claire parker (@SorryDontClaire) <a href="https://twitter.com/SorryDontClaire/status/1164309329706704896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 21, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">young adult novels really oversold how easy it would be for 5-10 people to topple a fascist regime</p>&mdash; i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1164221062877519873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 21, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/theconradical/status/1164417503516168193?s=20</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">me: wouldnt it be funny if after the birth of jesus mary got pregnant again but she still hadnt had sex with joseph so like whats her excuse gonna be this time? they needed a backup messiah? so that&#39;s the premise for my character monologue--<br><br>priest: please leave the confessional</p>&mdash; Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan) <a href="https://twitter.com/lizzzzzielogan/status/1164704018750476288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 23, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">torn between two lovers... one is kind* while the other is exciting**<br><br>*likes my instagram posts pretty often, does not respect me<br>**likes my instagram posts pretty infrequently, really does not respect me</p>&mdash; Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) <a href="https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1164675843861274624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey dudes! Swab out your dick hole with URETHRA WASH. Exfoliate your penis-tunnel! Really get up in there! <a href="https://t.co/UgUJCje5WX">https://t.co/UgUJCje5WX</a></p>&mdash; Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArielDumas/status/1164675108046364672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Woke up this morning to a breakup text from a sugar daddy I went on one (1) date with and received absolutely no sugar from. It is time we teach baby boomers how to ghost.</p>&mdash; Anya Volz (@AnyaVolz) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnyaVolz/status/1163797425338900481?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I want a healthy relationship with toxic relationship sex</p>&mdash; Gemini. (@_najab) <a href="https://twitter.com/_najab/status/1162502391737937920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">never asking her for a loan again <a href="https://t.co/c5Xbf3NOWF">pic.twitter.com/c5Xbf3NOWF</a></p> &mdash; aida (@shutupaida) <a href="https://twitter.com/shutupaida/status/1162187776189583360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> </div><p>13.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m a pretty private person unless you ask me how I’m doing.</p>&mdash; Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) <a href="https://twitter.com/curlycomedy/status/1164361619503296514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Twitter??? Wouldn’t dream of following u. Instagram??? I’ll follow ur aunt’s dentist’s niece in Kentucky</p>&mdash; Blair Socci (@blairsocci) <a href="https://twitter.com/blairsocci/status/1164942346988843008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 23, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Once I told a man I was a Type 1<br>Diabetic and he said “I bet you taste extra sweet down there.” Using my autoimmune disease to be creepy? Folks, THAT’S amore!</p>&mdash; Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/AmySilverberg/status/1164605143385399296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/somaddysmith/status/1164374064984514560?s=20</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">if a song doesn’t:<br>⭐️hurt my feelings⭐️<br>and<br>⭐️ruin my day?⭐️<br>then, honey,<br>👏it’s👏<br>👏not👏<br>👏music👏<br><br>thanks for following my page!<br>RT to support</p>&mdash; SARAH STINKY (@SARAH_STINKY_) <a href="https://twitter.com/SARAH_STINKY_/status/1163920582221676550?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>18.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The very first song on my Spotify Daily Mix 1 for my WEDDING ANNIVERSARY is &quot;No Children,&quot; and honestly, go off Spotify Daily Mix 1!!!! Go off John Darnielle!!!</p>&mdash; Emily VanDerWerff 🙋‍♀️ (@emilyvdw) <a href="https://twitter.com/emilyvdw/status/1164965240758386689?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 23, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>19.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">every guy’s tinder bio is like “just looking for casual sex but with someone who will love and care for me 🍆💦”</p>&mdash; Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaufmanAudrey/status/1163245791416180736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 19, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>20.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&#39;Strum My Strings&#39;<br>by: horny4hufflepuff | R | Draco/Hermione<br>Sexual Situations, Nudity, Mild Language<br><br>Summary: Draco and Hermione realize that the Room of Requirement turns into a music room for the both of them. They make music, magic, and love.<br>Quote Tweet <a href="https://t.co/URMhc11eca">https://t.co/URMhc11eca</a></p>&mdash; ariel (@arielgitlin) <a href="https://twitter.com/arielgitlin/status/1163894230168801281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>21.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!!”<br>-original thought of mine I had today 💕</p>&mdash; Patti Harrison (@Party_Harderson) <a href="https://twitter.com/Party_Harderson/status/1164666223029735424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>22.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me: Where is the scholastic book fair for adults<br>Them: It&#39;s called a book store<br>Me: No</p>&mdash; Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) <a href="https://twitter.com/kendrawcandraw/status/1164717515961974784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 23, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>23.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you never got the chance to live abroad and want the day-to-day experience, just go to the Whole Foods snack aisle and try finding anything that looks remotely familiar.</p>&mdash; Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) <a href="https://twitter.com/EmilyMcWinter/status/1164922364007768065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 23, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>24.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Now I&#39;m falling asleep<br>And she&#39;s calling a cab<br>While he&#39;s having a smoke<br>And she&#39;s taking a drag<br>Now they&#39;re going to bed<br>And my stomach is sick<br>And it&#39;s all in my head<br>But she&#39;s touching his chest now <br>He takes off her dress now<br>Let me go <a href="https://t.co/KAApOLeoBW">https://t.co/KAApOLeoBW</a></p>&mdash; Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) <a href="https://twitter.com/samlymatters/status/1162482249859813377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>25.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Good to see you!&quot; she said, avoiding eye contact</p>&mdash; cathy humes (@CrappyFumes) <a href="https://twitter.com/CrappyFumes/status/1164900191557836801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 23, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 tweets from women this week that will make you smile, not that we're telling women to smile.

What a week.My world&#39;s on fire, how &#39;bout yours? Here are some great tweets from women. That&#39;s the way I like it and I never get bored.1.Women are like wine: the older we are the more we&#39;re kept in a basement&mdash; defne gencler (@omgitsdef) August 22, 2019 2.Hey guys, so I&#39;ve realized that Twitter, as much as I enjoy it sometimes, is having a seriously negative impact on my mental health and sucking up untold hours of my life. So I&#39;ve decided to try to get a lot more followers to justify it&mdash; Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) August 21, 2019 3.Me when a guy says he regularly goes to therapy pic.twitter.com/oEszluNhJj&mdash; Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) August 19, 2019 4.Seems unfair that never in my life have I sat next to a hot person on a plane and yet every person who’s ever sat next to me has.&mdash; claire parker (@SorryDontClaire) August 21, 2019 5.young adult novels really oversold how easy it would be for 5-10 people to topple a fascist regime&mdash; i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) August 21, 2019 6.https://twitter.com/theconradical/status/1164417503516168193?s=207.me: wouldnt it be funny if after the birth of jesus mary got pregnant again but she still hadnt had sex with joseph so like whats her excuse gonna be this time? they needed a backup messiah? so that&#39;s the premise for my character monologue--priest: please leave the confessional&mdash; Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan) August 23, 2019 8.torn between two lovers... one is kind* while the other is exciting***likes my instagram posts pretty often, does not respect me**likes my instagram posts pretty infrequently, really does not respect me&mdash; Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) August 22, 2019 9.Hey dudes! Swab out your dick hole with URETHRA WASH. Exfoliate your penis-tunnel! Really get up in there! https://t.co/UgUJCje5WX&mdash; Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) August 22, 2019 10.Woke up this morning to a breakup text from a sugar daddy I went on one (1) date with and received absolutely no sugar from. It is time we teach baby boomers how to ghost.&mdash; Anya Volz (@AnyaVolz) August 20, 2019 11.I want a healthy relationship with toxic relationship sex&mdash; Gemini. (@_najab) August 16, 2019 12.  never asking her for a loan again pic.twitter.com/c5Xbf3NOWF &mdash; aida (@shutupaida) August 16, 2019  13.I’m a pretty private person unless you ask me how I’m doing.&mdash; Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) August 22, 2019 14.Twitter??? Wouldn’t dream of following u. Instagram??? I’ll follow ur aunt’s dentist’s niece in Kentucky&mdash; Blair Socci (@blairsocci) August 23, 2019 15.Once I told a man I was a Type 1Diabetic and he said “I bet you taste extra sweet down there.” Using my autoimmune disease to be creepy? Folks, THAT’S amore!&mdash; Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) August 22, 2019 16.https://twitter.com/somaddysmith/status/1164374064984514560?s=2017.if a song doesn’t:⭐️hurt my feelings⭐️and⭐️ruin my day?⭐️then, honey,👏it’s👏👏not👏👏music👏thanks for following my page!RT to support&mdash; SARAH STINKY (@SARAH_STINKY_) August 20, 2019 18.The very first song on my Spotify Daily Mix 1 for my WEDDING ANNIVERSARY is &quot;No Children,&quot; and honestly, go off Spotify Daily Mix 1!!!! Go off John Darnielle!!!&mdash; Emily VanDerWerff 🙋‍♀️ (@emilyvdw) August 23, 2019 19.every guy’s tinder bio is like “just looking for casual sex but with someone who will love and care for me 🍆💦”&mdash; Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) August 19, 2019 20.&#39;Strum My Strings&#39;by: horny4hufflepuff | R | Draco/HermioneSexual Situations, Nudity, Mild LanguageSummary: Draco and Hermione realize that the Room of Requirement turns into a music room for the both of them. They make music, magic, and love.Quote Tweet https://t.co/URMhc11eca&mdash; ariel (@arielgitlin) August 20, 2019 21.“I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!!”-original thought of mine I had today 💕&mdash; Patti Harrison (@Party_Harderson) August 22, 2019 22.Me: Where is the scholastic book fair for adultsThem: It&#39;s called a book storeMe: No&mdash; Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) August 23, 2019 23.If you never got the chance to live abroad and want the day-to-day experience, just go to the Whole Foods snack aisle and try finding anything that looks remotely familiar.&mdash; Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) August 23, 2019 24.Now I&#39;m falling asleepAnd she&#39;s calling a cabWhile he&#39;s having a smokeAnd she&#39;s taking a dragNow they&#39;re going to bedAnd my stomach is sickAnd it&#39;s all in my headBut she&#39;s touching his chest now He takes off her dress nowLet me go https://t.co/KAApOLeoBW&mdash; Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 16, 2019 25.&quot;Good to see you!&quot; she said, avoiding eye contact&mdash; cathy humes (@CrappyFumes) August 23, 2019 

What a week.  My world&#39;s on fire, how &#39;bout yours? Here are some great tweets from women. That&#39;s the way I like it and I never get bored.  1.    2.    3.    4.    5.    6.    7.    8.    9.    10.    11.    12.    never asking...