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<p>They literally bring home the bacon, delivering joy to wherever they are summoned. Food delivery workers are the heroes who keep us nourished, and sometimes add a little extra entertainment on the side.</p><h2>1. The Injury</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="580" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/1-2VWSi2.jpeg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><h2>2. The Snatcher</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/dms_weird/status/1500223913900527618?s=20&amp;t=6iqHCkxvvXHPJOgWCRdRyw" height="900" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/2-qCRvN9.jpeg" width="900" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/dms_weird/status/1500223913900527618?s=20&amp;t=6iqHCkxvvXHPJOgWCRdRyw">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. The Memer</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/dms_weird/status/1500629438123450370?s=20&amp;t=6iqHCkxvvXHPJOgWCRdRyw" height="677" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/3-H5wHxK.jpeg" width="945" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/dms_weird/status/1500629438123450370?s=20&amp;t=6iqHCkxvvXHPJOgWCRdRyw">Twitter</a></div></figure><h2>4. The Witness</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/kylewtx/status/1500431831740604416?s=20&amp;t=6iqHCkxvvXHPJOgWCRdRyw" height="900" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/4-NbV0Jq.jpeg" width="711" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/kylewtx/status/1500431831740604416?s=20&amp;t=6iqHCkxvvXHPJOgWCRdRyw">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. THE ALL CAPS EXPERIENCE</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Artemis/status/1092232011526225921" height="218" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-111543-am-1m2ORb.jpg" width="836" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Artemis/status/1092232011526225921">Twitter</a></div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Artemis/status/1092232011526225921" height="2048" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/5-0J84a8.jpeg" width="946" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Artemis/status/1092232011526225921">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. The New Confidante</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/skyeducharme/status/889186491225735172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E889186491225735172%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous" height="224" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-111824-am-iAPoGz.jpg" width="844" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/skyeducharme/status/889186491225735172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E889186491225735172%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous">Twitter</a></div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/skyeducharme/status/889186491225735172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E889186491225735172%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous" height="1002" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/6-T4VEkK.jpeg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/skyeducharme/status/889186491225735172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E889186491225735172%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. The Superhero</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="224" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-111824-am-AWen8O.jpg" width="844" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/sabrinashlynn/status/930932420043456512?s=20&amp;t=xDSsU-muXT86rMVMQcD-mA" height="1867" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/7-aVJEYr.jpeg" width="1152" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/sabrinashlynn/status/930932420043456512?s=20&amp;t=xDSsU-muXT86rMVMQcD-mA">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>8. The Teaser</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/DOMtheB0MB/status/760218139145621504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E760218139145621504%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous" height="222" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-113442-am-J8LJha.jpg" width="844" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/DOMtheB0MB/status/760218139145621504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E760218139145621504%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous">Twitter</a></div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/DOMtheB0MB/status/760218139145621504?s=20&amp;t=DqpKUjINN6xo6EKUoQaM7Q" height="242" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/8-rxo1qF.jpeg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/DOMtheB0MB/status/760218139145621504?s=20&amp;t=DqpKUjINN6xo6EKUoQaM7Q">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. The DJ</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/taylorgayng/status/842893182555897856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E842893182555897856%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous" height="648" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-113612-am-vrqpT5.jpg" width="844" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/taylorgayng/status/842893182555897856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E842893182555897856%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous">Twitter</a></div></figure><h2>10. The Model</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My <a href="https://twitter.com/Postmates?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Postmates</a> has taken an hour and a half so far. So I just texted go see where she was. How does this happen to me? <a href="http://t.co/wyapA50t3Y">pic.twitter.com/wyapA50t3Y</a></p>&mdash; Gerry (@MidnightGerry) <a href="https://twitter.com/MidnightGerry/status/622534128802512897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. The Rapid Fire Texter</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/StressKluge/status/783850946832928768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E783850946832928768%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous" height="264" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-113822-am-tjpkoh.jpg" width="844" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/StressKluge/status/783850946832928768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E783850946832928768%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous">Twitter</a></div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="974" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/11-y4jCIO.jpeg" width="638" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. The Historian</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SubuBhandari/status/922975256184320000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E922975256184320000%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous" height="222" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-113939-am-AaWv24.jpg" width="780" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SubuBhandari/status/922975256184320000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E922975256184320000%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous">Twitter</a></div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SubuBhandari/status/922975256184320000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E922975256184320000%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous" height="1237" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/12-ZCaD1S.jpeg" width="1152" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SubuBhandari/status/922975256184320000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E922975256184320000%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F15-food-delivery-people-who-make-me-nervous">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. The Garfield Fan</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="625" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/13-rnZDrH.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><h2>14. The Voice-to-Texter</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="593" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/14-7RpxHb.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. Batman</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/MemesMeccha/status/1452454460928761861?s=20&amp;t=RN2DoxzgfnAlfyT36RXJ6A" height="800" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-07-at-114642-am-qY4avk.jpg" width="954" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/MemesMeccha/status/1452454460928761861?s=20&amp;t=RN2DoxzgfnAlfyT36RXJ6A">Twitter</a></div></figure><h2>16. The A** Man</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">never using doordash again wtf <a href="https://t.co/MYacoRg6d1">pic.twitter.com/MYacoRg6d1</a></p>&mdash; Chris (@chrisaileo) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrisaileo/status/1429929471583395853?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 23, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. The Smart Mouth</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="860" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/17-4VHl2x.jpeg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 funny and unexpected texts from food delivery workers.

They literally bring home the bacon, delivering joy to wherever they are summoned. Food delivery workers are the heroes who keep us nourished, and sometimes add a little extra entertainment on the side.1. The InjuryTwitter2. The SnatcherTwitter3. The MemerTwitter4. The WitnessTwitter5. THE ALL CAPS EXPERIENCETwitterTwitter6. The New ConfidanteTwitterTwitter7. The SuperheroTwitterTwitter 8. The TeaserTwitterTwitter9. The DJTwitter10. The ModelMy @Postmates has taken an hour and a half so far. So I just texted go see where she was. How does this happen to me? pic.twitter.com/wyapA50t3Y&mdash; Gerry (@MidnightGerry) July 18, 2015 11. The Rapid Fire TexterTwitterTwitter12. The HistorianTwitterTwitter13. The Garfield FanReddit14. The Voice-to-TexterReddit15. BatmanTwitter16. The A** Mannever using doordash again wtf pic.twitter.com/MYacoRg6d1&mdash; Chris (@chrisaileo) August 23, 2021 17. The Smart MouthReddit

They literally bring home the bacon, delivering joy to wherever they are summoned. Food delivery workers are the heroes who keep us nourished, and sometimes add a little extra entertainment on the side.  1. The Injury    2. The Snatcher   ...