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<p>Farts may only last a second, but the shame can last a lifetime.</p><p>People are sharing the <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e9eoe2/what_is_the_most_embarrassing_thing_thats_ever/">most embarrassing things that have ever happened to them,</a> and while the question is extremely broad, it&#39;s enlightening to see the specific things that stay with people for decades: humiliating experiences involving poop, farts, and snot.</p><p>If you have ever been called out for a fart, you are not alone.</p><h2>1. It happens once in a blue moon, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/noturmoms_spaghetti/">noturmoms_spaghetti</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>I ran cross country in high school. I would lead stretches, meaning that both the boys and girls teams were circled around me. A buddy came up and de-pantsed me and grabbed too many layers. At least the girls team got the rear end and the guys got the front. I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve ever been truly embarrassed since.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/xpepsi1x/">xpepsi1x</a> broke it down.</h2><blockquote> <p>Easily the time I was breakdancing in drama class in grade 11 and kicked a girl in the face.<span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;"> </span></p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>3. Don&#39;t think twice, it&#39;s alright, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/cat_bastard/">cat_bastard</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>I was in high school and we had a prize giving ceremony during school assembly.</p> <p>My name gets unexpectedly called out, so I make my way to the front of the hall to collect my prize. I&#39;m almost at the front when I have a sudden crisis of confidence and think that I must have misheard them and there is no way they called my name, so I turn around, walk back to my chair and sit back down. My friends are looking at me and ask me what the hell I&#39;m doing, and tell me to get back up there to collect my prize. So I get back up, walk all the way up to the front and then have ANOTHER crisis of confidence and think that my friends must have been messing with me. So I turn around and walk back to my chair and sit back down. The hall is silent and the teachers are on stage looking at me like I just landed from another planet.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HipsterGalt/">HipsterGalt</a> wasn&#39;t a spelling champion.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was like 5 I shouted at my sister &quot;YOU&#39;RE AN IDIOT I-D-O-T&quot;, 21 years later I&#39;ve yet to live it down.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/GoodFellaGotEm/">GoodFellaGotEm</a>&#39;s teacher is the new Miss Trunchbull.</h2><blockquote> <p>In 8th grade I had a teacher Mr.Jean. He was 6&rsquo;3, had to be over 400 pounds and had a lazy eye. Mr. Jean was known for having bottles and bottles of Febreeze in his room. Whenever he would smell a student stinking he would stand up out of his chair, go from aisle to aisle sniffing kids and spraying a cloud of mist over the kid that thought he smelled foul.</p> <p>I had forgot to wear deodorant one day and I was lucky enough to be rained in the freshness.</p> </blockquote><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. Happy belated birthday, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dadbeast/">dadbeast</a>!</h2><blockquote> <p>I sh*t myself on my 13th birthday coming home from Red Lobster. Haven&rsquo;t set foot in one since; not gonna risk it again.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>7. Flatulence like <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Artpetchi626/">Artpetchi626</a>&#39;s can stay with you forever.</h2><blockquote> <p>Farted very loudly on valentine&#39;s day in 4th grade.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>8. You&#39;re welcome, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/chinchuberry/">chinchuberry</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>Said thank you to an ATM.<span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;"> </span></p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Shockabrah530/">Shockabrah530</a> experienced the only fate worse than farting.</h2><blockquote> <p>I once had diarrhea in the middle of class in 3rd grade. I was smart enough to wait until everyone left to recess and ask to go to the school nurse before anyone found out but that memory still haunts me to this day.</p> </blockquote><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Happy belated birthday, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Whacking_Material/">Whacking_Material</a>!</h2><blockquote> <p>My freshman year of college (on my 19th birthday) there was a fire in my dorm. I was in the shower when the alarm went off. Had to jump out and right then, a male RA runs in yelling that we need to evacuate immediately. I grabbed the closest towel I could find and barely covered myself up in time for him to look over. I then had to stand outside in nothing but a towel for over two hours while the fire was put out and the building was cleared. The fire was caused by some idiot microwaving tin foil. I couldn&#39;t call anyone to come get me because it was the first week of school and I hadn&#39;t made any friends who had a car yet. It was...mildly frustrating.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>11. A sh*tty situation, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/1regit/">1regit</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>My 2 year-old brother shat in the ocean while he was with my mom. A while later 10 year-old me managed to stumble upon the shit while diving and thought it was a sea cucumber. I proudly presented it to my mom, to her horror, before she asked where I had found it.</p> <p>She still won&#39;t let me live down the time I discovered a &quot;sea cucumber.&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>12. Maybe <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/shawnypitman/">shawnypitman</a> deserved it for calling women &quot;chicks&quot;?</h2><blockquote> <p>Running straight into a sliding glass door in front of a party full of chicks.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>13. I&#39;m lovin it, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mjrome23/">mjrome23</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>After going to McDonalds earlier in the day, I pulled a ketchup packet out of my pocket and opened it in her hair instead the condom in the other pocket. Those rigid edges got me at 17.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>14. Nobody told <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/NobodyInRealLife/">NobodyInRealLife</a> in real life.</h2><blockquote> <p>Had to poop in a public bathroom. When I was done one of the pieces of toilet paper that I put on the seat stuck to me and hung out like a tail for the rest of the day. Didn&#39;t notice until I got home.</p> </blockquote><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. Bless you, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ejb2112/">ejb2112</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>Senior year of high school I started developing allergies, especially to perfume. Was in class, watching a movie, and started having a reaction.</p> <p>Sneezed so hard I blew a huge wad of snot right into my hand. As I&rsquo;m pulling my hand away and wondering what to do, the girl in front of me turns around and says &ldquo;bless y&mdash;oh my god!&rdquo; as she notices the bridge of snot between my nose and my hand.</p> <p>35 years later it&rsquo;s still embarrassing.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

15 people share the embarrassing moments they still think about years later.

Farts may only last a second, but the shame can last a lifetime.People are sharing the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to them, and while the question is extremely broad, it&#39;s enlightening to see the specific things that stay with people for decades: humiliating experiences involving poop, farts, and snot.If you have ever been called out for a fart, you are not alone.1. It happens once in a blue moon, noturmoms_spaghetti. I ran cross country in high school. I would lead stretches, meaning that both the boys and girls teams were circled around me. A buddy came up and de-pantsed me and grabbed too many layers. At least the girls team got the rear end and the guys got the front. I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve ever been truly embarrassed since. 2. xpepsi1x broke it down. Easily the time I was breakdancing in drama class in grade 11 and kicked a girl in the face.  3. Don&#39;t think twice, it&#39;s alright, cat_bastard. I was in high school and we had a prize giving ceremony during school assembly. My name gets unexpectedly called out, so I make my way to the front of the hall to collect my prize. I&#39;m almost at the front when I have a sudden crisis of confidence and think that I must have misheard them and there is no way they called my name, so I turn around, walk back to my chair and sit back down. My friends are looking at me and ask me what the hell I&#39;m doing, and tell me to get back up there to collect my prize. So I get back up, walk all the way up to the front and then have ANOTHER crisis of confidence and think that my friends must have been messing with me. So I turn around and walk back to my chair and sit back down. The hall is silent and the teachers are on stage looking at me like I just landed from another planet. 4. HipsterGalt wasn&#39;t a spelling champion. When I was like 5 I shouted at my sister &quot;YOU&#39;RE AN IDIOT I-D-O-T&quot;, 21 years later I&#39;ve yet to live it down. 5. GoodFellaGotEm&#39;s teacher is the new Miss Trunchbull. In 8th grade I had a teacher Mr.Jean. He was 6&rsquo;3, had to be over 400 pounds and had a lazy eye. Mr. Jean was known for having bottles and bottles of Febreeze in his room. Whenever he would smell a student stinking he would stand up out of his chair, go from aisle to aisle sniffing kids and spraying a cloud of mist over the kid that thought he smelled foul. I had forgot to wear deodorant one day and I was lucky enough to be rained in the freshness. 6. Happy belated birthday, dadbeast! I sh*t myself on my 13th birthday coming home from Red Lobster. Haven&rsquo;t set foot in one since; not gonna risk it again. 7. Flatulence like Artpetchi626&#39;s can stay with you forever. Farted very loudly on valentine&#39;s day in 4th grade. 8. You&#39;re welcome, chinchuberry. Said thank you to an ATM.  9. Shockabrah530 experienced the only fate worse than farting. I once had diarrhea in the middle of class in 3rd grade. I was smart enough to wait until everyone left to recess and ask to go to the school nurse before anyone found out but that memory still haunts me to this day. 10. Happy belated birthday, Whacking_Material! My freshman year of college (on my 19th birthday) there was a fire in my dorm. I was in the shower when the alarm went off. Had to jump out and right then, a male RA runs in yelling that we need to evacuate immediately. I grabbed the closest towel I could find and barely covered myself up in time for him to look over. I then had to stand outside in nothing but a towel for over two hours while the fire was put out and the building was cleared. The fire was caused by some idiot microwaving tin foil. I couldn&#39;t call anyone to come get me because it was the first week of school and I hadn&#39;t made any friends who had a car yet. It was...mildly frustrating. 11. A sh*tty situation, 1regit. My 2 year-old brother shat in the ocean while he was with my mom. A while later 10 year-old me managed to stumble upon the shit while diving and thought it was a sea cucumber. I proudly presented it to my mom, to her horror, before she asked where I had found it. She still won&#39;t let me live down the time I discovered a &quot;sea cucumber.&quot; 12. Maybe shawnypitman deserved it for calling women &quot;chicks&quot;? Running straight into a sliding glass door in front of a party full of chicks. 13. I&#39;m lovin it, mjrome23. After going to McDonalds earlier in the day, I pulled a ketchup packet out of my pocket and opened it in her hair instead the condom in the other pocket. Those rigid edges got me at 17. 14. Nobody told NobodyInRealLife in real life. Had to poop in a public bathroom. When I was done one of the pieces of toilet paper that I put on the seat stuck to me and hung out like a tail for the rest of the day. Didn&#39;t notice until I got home. 15. Bless you, ejb2112. Senior year of high school I started developing allergies, especially to perfume. Was in class, watching a movie, and started having a reaction. Sneezed so hard I blew a huge wad of snot right into my hand. As I&rsquo;m pulling my hand away and wondering what to do, the girl in front of me turns around and says &ldquo;bless y&mdash;oh my god!&rdquo; as she notices the bridge of snot between my nose and my hand. 35 years later it&rsquo;s still embarrassing. 

Farts may only last a second, but the shame can last a lifetime.  People are sharing the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to them, and while the question is extremely broad, it&#39;s enlightening to see the specific things...