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<p>Sometimes, roasts are so undeniably funny that you&#39;re too busy laughing to be insulted. Writer <a href="https://twitter.com/acutetroll20/status/1391829421926060038?s=20">Natalie Zed</a> kicked off a thread of people sharing the most memorable insults they&#39;ve received, and it&#39;s time to update your insult repertoire.</p><h2>1. Gamer girl glamour</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/NatalieZed/status/1391150397922889739" height="400" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-21921-pm-2IPX7C.jpg" width="732" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/NatalieZed/status/1391150397922889739">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. Badge of honor.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When I was a software tester, my project manager got angry and told me I was finding &quot;too many bugs&quot; and &quot;bringing down the team.&quot; I used our badge printer to make this and still wear it, years later. <a href="https://t.co/btYsqbK4BZ">pic.twitter.com/btYsqbK4BZ</a></p>&mdash; Keri (@pkeridactyl) <a href="https://twitter.com/pkeridactyl/status/1391455892487380999?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Don&#39;t judge a nerd by their bone structure.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/plant_father/status/1391427112284925956" height="364" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-22141-pm-fF0nFV.jpg" width="784" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/plant_father/status/1391427112284925956">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4. Write this one down.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/AaronAndrewFox/status/1391493685485969411" height="316" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-22535-pm-T2I4jy.jpg" width="770" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/AaronAndrewFox/status/1391493685485969411">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. High school girls are killer.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Veronica/status/1391798906988601346" height="214" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-22836-pm-x1ZFLF.jpg" width="782" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Veronica/status/1391798906988601346">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. Oh hunny.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Caissie/status/1391618269300232193" height="320" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-22925-pm-tGxIRQ.jpg" width="784" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Caissie/status/1391618269300232193">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. Homophobes are stupid.<figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/AZMisterBen/status/1391516516026224642" height="252" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-24933-pm-EDCcHM.jpg" width="776" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/AZMisterBen/status/1391516516026224642">Twitter</a></div></figure>8. A+</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/gregorykhillis/status/1391497927194038273" height="186" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-25310-pm-fYYQpE.jpg" width="786" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/gregorykhillis/status/1391497927194038273">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. Daily double.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Two recent favorites <a href="https://t.co/XlqMMsay2Z">https://t.co/XlqMMsay2Z</a> <a href="https://t.co/MMSaIRuCkR">pic.twitter.com/MMSaIRuCkR</a></p>&mdash; Lance, Saint of Film Tw*tter (@LanceStLaurent) <a href="https://twitter.com/LanceStLaurent/status/1391481175290613762?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Social media summarized.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">it&#39;s been three years and i can&#39;t stop thinking about this <a href="https://t.co/FhxBQZiwQp">https://t.co/FhxBQZiwQp</a> <a href="https://t.co/ClTe7lWWYf">pic.twitter.com/ClTe7lWWYf</a></p>&mdash; sierra (@SierraWritesYA) <a href="https://twitter.com/SierraWritesYA/status/1391478340993826819?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Yup, sounds like Brooklyn.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">this guy on the N train once called me Stuart Little-looking ass <a href="https://t.co/qxJKvxS2JO">https://t.co/qxJKvxS2JO</a> <a href="https://t.co/0Sd7Eh6dIC">pic.twitter.com/0Sd7Eh6dIC</a></p>&mdash; hmmm 🌻 (@aboutsqualor) <a href="https://twitter.com/aboutsqualor/status/1391579744546787335?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 10, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. Boss move.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In college, a group of guys made jokes behind my back about how I looked like Randall from Monsters Inc. <br><br>I found out and made a picture of him my profile picture on Facebook. 😂 <a href="https://t.co/hc8N4ZPvRb">https://t.co/hc8N4ZPvRb</a> <a href="https://t.co/x3EVga7AwT">pic.twitter.com/x3EVga7AwT</a></p>&mdash; Maddy 🖤✨ (@maddizzlee) <a href="https://twitter.com/maddizzlee/status/1391505371227770880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. Kids say the darndest things.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/lindsaydevon/status/1391717640511557639" height="214" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-25924-pm-QedxdW.jpg" width="468" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/lindsaydevon/status/1391717640511557639">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. TBT.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">sometimes you just have to recognize you got got <a href="https://t.co/KPV6prwPhY">https://t.co/KPV6prwPhY</a> <a href="https://t.co/9nGLFHwMyT">pic.twitter.com/9nGLFHwMyT</a></p>&mdash; molly conger (@socialistdogmom) <a href="https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1391458072263118851?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>15. Thanks, mom.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/MrPaulBae/status/1391806811800436741" height="322" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-30215-pm-fc6gNX.jpg" width="782" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/MrPaulBae/status/1391806811800436741">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>16. Don&#39;t yak on khakis.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/ethnicohioan/status/1391523400120770561" height="252" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-30338-pm-HvmKTN.jpg" width="782" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/ethnicohioan/status/1391523400120770561">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. He could be the substitute.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/DanWilbur/status/1391599786571218946" height="252" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-30526-pm-uzBbOt.jpg" width="784" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/DanWilbur/status/1391599786571218946">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18. Ho ho ho.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/megelison/status/1391558276572016643" height="220" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-31356-pm-yuhcsA.jpg" width="786" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/megelison/status/1391558276572016643">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19. Thanks for the pep talk.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/comedysavage/status/1391556192510558211" height="322" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-31923-pm-rmYQZy.jpg" width="780" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/comedysavage/status/1391556192510558211">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20. Surprisingly heartwarming.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/enotonik/status/1391608351583244288" height="250" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-32041-pm-6vtkUo.jpg" width="744" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/enotonik/status/1391608351583244288">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>21. Expelliaramus.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/mrmatthew/status/1391493652262768641" height="216" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-32503-pm-D93ikC.jpg" width="784" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/mrmatthew/status/1391493652262768641">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22. Two-for-one.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/jendeaderick/status/1391563877813526531" height="294" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-32727-pm-AntrQS.jpg" width="782" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/jendeaderick/status/1391563877813526531">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>23. It&#39;s showtime!</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/activesandal/status/1391541651290697730" height="252" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-33131-pm-XXGN2W.jpg" width="782" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/activesandal/status/1391541651290697730">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>24. Just a Broadway baby...</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1391436123814068226" height="322" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-33633-pm-3nrcxG.jpg" width="784" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1391436123814068226">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>25. &quot;Devastatingly simple and effective.&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/emilyvgordon/status/1391518177465536513" height="284" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-10-at-33804-pm-Tkxj41.jpg" width="778" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/emilyvgordon/status/1391518177465536513">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 people share the most specific insult they've ever received.

Sometimes, roasts are so undeniably funny that you&#39;re too busy laughing to be insulted. Writer Natalie Zed kicked off a thread of people sharing the most memorable insults they&#39;ve received, and it&#39;s time to update your insult repertoire.1. Gamer girl glamourTwitter2. Badge of honor.When I was a software tester, my project manager got angry and told me I was finding &quot;too many bugs&quot; and &quot;bringing down the team.&quot; I used our badge printer to make this and still wear it, years later. pic.twitter.com/btYsqbK4BZ&mdash; Keri (@pkeridactyl) May 9, 2021 3. Don&#39;t judge a nerd by their bone structure.Twitter4. Write this one down.Twitter5. High school girls are killer.Twitter6. Oh hunny.Twitter7. Homophobes are stupid.Twitter8. A+Twitter9. Daily double.Two recent favorites https://t.co/XlqMMsay2Z pic.twitter.com/MMSaIRuCkR&mdash; Lance, Saint of Film Tw*tter (@LanceStLaurent) May 9, 2021 10. Social media summarized.it&#39;s been three years and i can&#39;t stop thinking about this https://t.co/FhxBQZiwQp pic.twitter.com/ClTe7lWWYf&mdash; sierra (@SierraWritesYA) May 9, 2021 11. Yup, sounds like Brooklyn.this guy on the N train once called me Stuart Little-looking ass https://t.co/qxJKvxS2JO pic.twitter.com/0Sd7Eh6dIC&mdash; hmmm 🌻 (@aboutsqualor) May 10, 2021 12. Boss move.In college, a group of guys made jokes behind my back about how I looked like Randall from Monsters Inc. I found out and made a picture of him my profile picture on Facebook. 😂 https://t.co/hc8N4ZPvRb pic.twitter.com/x3EVga7AwT&mdash; Maddy 🖤✨ (@maddizzlee) May 9, 2021 13. Kids say the darndest things.Twitter14. TBT.sometimes you just have to recognize you got got https://t.co/KPV6prwPhY pic.twitter.com/9nGLFHwMyT&mdash; molly conger (@socialistdogmom) May 9, 2021  15. Thanks, mom.Twitter 16. Don&#39;t yak on khakis.Twitter17. He could be the substitute.Twitter18. Ho ho ho.Twitter19. Thanks for the pep talk.Twitter20. Surprisingly heartwarming.Twitter21. Expelliaramus.Twitter22. Two-for-one.Twitter23. It&#39;s showtime!Twitter 24. Just a Broadway baby...Twitter25. &quot;Devastatingly simple and effective.&quot;Twitter

Sometimes, roasts are so undeniably funny that you&#39;re too busy laughing to be insulted. Writer Natalie Zed kicked off a thread of people sharing the most memorable insults they&#39;ve received, and it&#39;s time to update your insult...