First dates are inherently awkward. The conversation you're having out loud covers standard topics like siblings and jobs, the subtext of the evening is "do we have that elusive thing called 'chemistry'?" and "can I picture myself ever putting my mouth on your mouth in a context other than CPR?"
A Reddit thread asked, "What’s the craziest thing that’s happened on or after a first date?" Here are stories to make you feel better about the time you couldn't hold in your fart after drinking coffee on a first date.
On the first date the guy's phone rang and he answered it while at dinner. He said "Hi mom, I can't talk right now because I'm on a date and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get laid later". Then he winked at me. I left.-mommypants84