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<p>When it comes to matters of pregnancy and parenting, why ask a doctor when you can ask random people on Facebook? That stupid question is the first of many you&#39;ll see here.</p><h2>1. &quot;Are there special cases of babies who remember the womb and want to leave it?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/tk020o/errwhat/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Err...what?</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>2. &quot;What do I do with my frozen placenta steak?&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="600" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-22-at-111245-am-bJwLvl.jpg" width="1230" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. &quot;Can I give birth in a hotel?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/tff3st/im_sure_the_hotel_and_other_guests_would/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">I'm sure the hotel and other guests would appreciate that.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>4. &quot;Did you know that coconut+chlorophyll=natural blood transfusion?&quot; (it doesn&#39;t.)</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/tfhgew/i_designed_a_recipe_for_home_blood_transfusion/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">i designed a recipe for home blood transfusion</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. &quot;Do I need to have a doctor?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/tfhfbj/babies_come_when_theyre_ready/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">&quot;Babies come when they're ready&quot;</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>6. &quot;Has anyone fed their dog their placenta?&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="174" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-22-at-111831-am-dCwHC5.jpg" width="1024" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. &quot;Do you have any advice on how to cope with a 20-year-old&#39;s TikTok?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/tc8vad/i_judged_my_daughters_roommate_and_then_was/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">I judged my daughter's roommate and then was shocked when she said I was judgemental.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>8. &quot;Has anyone else ever put a pregnancy test in blood instead of pee, which is what it&#39;s designed for?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/t8y3vu/i_see_these_all_the_time_in_my_pregnancy/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">I see these all the time in my pregnancy groups…Why would you not just pee on it like it says?!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. &quot;Can anyone recommend a doctor who doesn&#39;t do medicine?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/t8xjuj/antivax_actually_found_one_on_my_own_feed/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Anti-Vax ...actually found one on my own feed 😲</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>10. &quot;How do I get a teenage boy to dress for success?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/t8pjam/i_just_want_my_freshman_to_dress_for_success/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">I just want my freshman to dress for success!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. &quot;Has anyone treated a baby ear infection without medicine?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/t62jrz/once_again_with_the_ear_infections_she_knows_eo/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Once again with the ear infections: she knows EO are dangerous for a newborn, but they're better than an actual treatment, apparently.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>12. &quot;Can a urine douche help fertility?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/t4leiz/she_is_talking_about_urine_btw_shudder/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">She is talking about urine btw *shudder*</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. &quot;Anyone know a babysitter who will accept less than four dollars an hour?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/t1mfmv/leas_than_four_dollars_an_hour_sign_me_up/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Leas than four dollars an hour? Sign me up!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>14. &quot;Can I put a lid on my kid&#39;s bed?&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/shogoe/a_lid_for_the_cot/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">A lid… for the cot??!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/">ShitMomGroupsSay</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. &quot;Why don&#39;t more people eat their placenta?&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="520" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/cwfxg6eboxc81-4Q5kHD.jpg" width="960" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><h2>16. &quot;How can I treat &#39;my friend&#39;s&#39; HPV?&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="420" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-22-at-115337-am-30QlV1.jpg" width="546" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. &quot;How can I discipline a kid who has already been disciplined?&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="700" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2022-03-22-at-115620-am-tJXRc2.jpg" width="1078" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 of the funniest and craziest questions asked in Facebook mom groups.

When it comes to matters of pregnancy and parenting, why ask a doctor when you can ask random people on Facebook? That stupid question is the first of many you&#39;ll see here.1. &quot;Are there special cases of babies who remember the womb and want to leave it?&quot; Err...what? from ShitMomGroupsSay  2. &quot;What do I do with my frozen placenta steak?&quot;Reddit3. &quot;Can I give birth in a hotel?&quot; I'm sure the hotel and other guests would appreciate that. from ShitMomGroupsSay  4. &quot;Did you know that coconut+chlorophyll=natural blood transfusion?&quot; (it doesn&#39;t.) i designed a recipe for home blood transfusion from ShitMomGroupsSay  5. &quot;Do I need to have a doctor?&quot; &quot;Babies come when they're ready&quot; from ShitMomGroupsSay  6. &quot;Has anyone fed their dog their placenta?&quot;Reddit7. &quot;Do you have any advice on how to cope with a 20-year-old&#39;s TikTok?&quot; I judged my daughter's roommate and then was shocked when she said I was judgemental. from ShitMomGroupsSay  8. &quot;Has anyone else ever put a pregnancy test in blood instead of pee, which is what it&#39;s designed for?&quot; I see these all the time in my pregnancy groups…Why would you not just pee on it like it says?! from ShitMomGroupsSay  9. &quot;Can anyone recommend a doctor who doesn&#39;t do medicine?&quot; Anti-Vax ...actually found one on my own feed 😲 from ShitMomGroupsSay  10. &quot;How do I get a teenage boy to dress for success?&quot; I just want my freshman to dress for success! from ShitMomGroupsSay  11. &quot;Has anyone treated a baby ear infection without medicine?&quot; Once again with the ear infections: she knows EO are dangerous for a newborn, but they're better than an actual treatment, apparently. from ShitMomGroupsSay  12. &quot;Can a urine douche help fertility?&quot; She is talking about urine btw *shudder* from ShitMomGroupsSay  13. &quot;Anyone know a babysitter who will accept less than four dollars an hour?&quot; Leas than four dollars an hour? Sign me up! from ShitMomGroupsSay  14. &quot;Can I put a lid on my kid&#39;s bed?&quot; A lid… for the cot??! from ShitMomGroupsSay  15. &quot;Why don&#39;t more people eat their placenta?&quot;Reddit16. &quot;How can I treat &#39;my friend&#39;s&#39; HPV?&quot;Reddit17. &quot;How can I discipline a kid who has already been disciplined?&quot;Reddit

When it comes to matters of pregnancy and parenting, why ask a doctor when you can ask random people on Facebook? That stupid question is the first of many you&#39;ll see here.  1. &quot;Are there special cases of babies who remember the...

17 of the funniest and craziest questions asked in Facebook mom groups.

1. "Are there special cases of babies who remember the womb and want to leave it?"

2. "What do I do with my frozen placenta steak?"