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<p>The subreddit <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/choosingbeggars">Choosing Beggars </a>is a treasure trove of entitled schmucks trying to get free stuff. Some haggling is smoother than others, and these 13 hagglers weren&#39;t so smooth.</p><h2>1. Korean BBQ or BUST.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/plaid-knight" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9tyhlb/girl_on_tinder_wants_korean_bbq/" src="https://preview.redd.it/uvitq7c637w11.jpg?width=960&amp;crop=smart&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=b7f35fc77b5716d736a8e20d62d75f82e51f344a" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9tyhlb/girl_on_tinder_wants_korean_bbq/">Reddit: u/plaid-knight</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>2. To quote Her Royal Highness Britney Spears, &quot;You better work, b*tch.&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/Hemingwinehouse1" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9vc6u0/cashapp_beggars/" height="537" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/cashapp-SW7civ.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9vc6u0/cashapp_beggars/">Reddit: u/Hemingwinehouse1</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>3. Way harsh, Tai.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/merryprankstr2" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9rngyz/does_this_work/" height="544" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/fuck-off-sg1Omn.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9rngyz/does_this_work/">Reddit: u/merryprankstr2</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>4. They&#39;re a terrible mate, mate.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/danielmarkwright" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/8qc4jt/the_sheer_audacity_of_someone_who_stopped/" height="1554" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/mate-oH9rEw.png" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/8qc4jt/the_sheer_audacity_of_someone_who_stopped/">Reddit: u/danielmarkwright</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>5. Thanks, but no Thanksgiving.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/chained-maniac" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9wying/volunteer_to_wait_on_my_family_at_thanksgiving/" height="530" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/thanksgiving-uJkEdQ.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9wying/volunteer_to_wait_on_my_family_at_thanksgiving/">Reddit: u/chained-maniac</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><hr /><h2>6. Getting testy with a furry.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/Moon-Desu" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9pe2gn/lets_just_say_that_me_and_my_friend_are_going_to/" height="4565" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/reunited-NDjHrh.jpg" width="1242" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9pe2gn/lets_just_say_that_me_and_my_friend_are_going_to/">Reddit: u/Moon-Desu</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>7. From the Department of Irony Department.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/hb111097" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/8zm8te/looking_for_a_slave_to_help_fight_slavery/" height="480" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/slavery-ZT8giF.png" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/8zm8te/looking_for_a_slave_to_help_fight_slavery/">Reddit: u/hb111097</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>8. &quot;Your art is so mediocre I want it tattooed on my body for all time.&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/meow_mayhem" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9axcv8/your_art_is_mediocre_at_best_so_please_design_me/" height="799" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/tattoo-LA87fK.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9axcv8/your_art_is_mediocre_at_best_so_please_design_me/">Reddit: u/meow_mayhem</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>9. Not free, but hilarious.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/lietomepls" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/8ci2vv/not_my_own_but_thought_you_guys_would_enjoy/" height="528" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/makeup-IvbUM3.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/8ci2vv/not_my_own_but_thought_you_guys_would_enjoy/">Reddit: u/lietomepls</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>10. You&#39;ll get your money when you get to heaven.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/SquatzOatz" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/97bycy/looking_for_unpaid_app_developer_sinners_need_not/" height="759" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/god-NPOSUp.png" width="913" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/97bycy/looking_for_unpaid_app_developer_sinners_need_not/">Reddit: u/SquatzOatz</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>11. One sleepless kid, get one phone free.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/meatgel" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7x77vi/my_kids_wont_let_me_sleep_send_me_a_phone/" src="https://external-preview.redd.it/1b7pZtEMVI-DWBdT2sZVNh6SOIHktHCkGRT54XMTh1M.png?width=640&amp;crop=smart&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=16a27d571b6451880b3d58d4b086f5215c2c14d6" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7x77vi/my_kids_wont_let_me_sleep_send_me_a_phone/">Reddit: u/meatgel</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>12. No birthdays for the broke.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/eddrriley" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9tskaq/no_broke_boy_birthday_wishes/" src="https://i.redd.it/lah89i44v2w11.jpg" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/9tskaq/no_broke_boy_birthday_wishes/">Reddit: u/eddrriley</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>13. Why do your homework when you could do mine?</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/j2kg" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a4rl7g/do_my_assignment_for_me_for_free_instead_of_your/" height="1138" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/homework-3wX00N.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a4rl7g/do_my_assignment_for_me_for_free_instead_of_your/">Reddit: u/j2kg</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

13 of the scammiest scammers who tried to get free sh*t and got satisfyingly shut down.

The subreddit Choosing Beggars is a treasure trove of entitled schmucks trying to get free stuff. Some haggling is smoother than others, and these 13 hagglers weren&#39;t so smooth.1. Korean BBQ or BUST.Reddit: u/plaid-knight2. To quote Her Royal Highness Britney Spears, &quot;You better work, b*tch.&quot;Reddit: u/Hemingwinehouse13. Way harsh, Tai.Reddit: u/merryprankstr24. They&#39;re a terrible mate, mate.Reddit: u/danielmarkwright5. Thanks, but no Thanksgiving.Reddit: u/chained-maniac 6. Getting testy with a furry.Reddit: u/Moon-Desu7. From the Department of Irony Department.Reddit: u/hb1110978. &quot;Your art is so mediocre I want it tattooed on my body for all time.&quot;Reddit: u/meow_mayhem9. Not free, but hilarious.Reddit: u/lietomepls10. You&#39;ll get your money when you get to heaven.Reddit: u/SquatzOatz11. One sleepless kid, get one phone free.Reddit: u/meatgel12. No birthdays for the broke.Reddit: u/eddrriley13. Why do your homework when you could do mine?Reddit: u/j2kg

The subreddit Choosing Beggars is a treasure trove of entitled schmucks trying to get free stuff. Some haggling is smoother than others, and these 13 hagglers weren&#39;t so smooth.  1. Korean BBQ or BUST.     2. To quote Her Royal...