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<p>The internet is a cesspool of terrible takes, but sometimes the dumb statements set up a takedown so perfect it almost makes the bad stuff worth it. Almost.</p><p>These are 13 of the best replies the whole world wide web has to offer. </p><h2>1. Nothing tastes as good as broccoli feels.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/8q1q4j/some_people/" height="794" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/vaccines-Wp7Bgt.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/8q1q4j/some_people/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>2. Has Mike ever been to a birthday party?</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/mayordadler/status/1170781819429687297?lang=en" height="1200" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/eebwjvzxsaaq7xn-STUFyU.jpg" width="1072" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/mayordadler/status/1170781819429687297?lang=en">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>3. The original &quot;OK Boomer.&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You had a few typos. I fixed it.<br><br>&quot;Millennials Are So Motivated They&#39;re Taking Classes to Learn The Skills Older Generations Failed to Teach Them&quot; <a href="https://t.co/mw8aLxmDQx">https://t.co/mw8aLxmDQx</a></p>&mdash; MatPat (@MatPatGT) <a href="https://twitter.com/MatPatGT/status/1085965501702987778?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 17, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>4. The Land of the Free (Labor)</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;you have to pay employees for work&quot; being framed as &quot;adding billions to labor costs&quot; is the most America thing ever</p>&mdash; morton subbottwink (@wolicyponk) <a href="https://twitter.com/wolicyponk/status/1022613874694967297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>5. On the right track.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains.</p>&mdash; SuspendBullying (@SUSPBullying) <a href="https://twitter.com/SUSPBullying/status/1047082183062638592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 2, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>6. I believe that children are our future.</h2><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">$5 billion for water infrastructure upgrades and testing in schools seems like a much better way to spend that much money...but what do I know...I&rsquo;m just a kid from Flint who was forced to learn all things water after the government poisoned us</p> &mdash; Mari Copeny (@LittleMissFlint) <a href="https://twitter.com/LittleMissFlint/status/1072829910077579265?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 12, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><hr /><h2>7. Thrown for a lupus.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/bwz35a/political_smackdown/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x" height="656" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/2d9xjmcr6h231-JsFKkn.png" width="607" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/bwz35a/political_smackdown/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>8. Dream big, tweet hard.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/Chase?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Chase</a>: why aren’t customers saving money?<br>Taxpayers: we lost our jobs/homes/savings but gave you a $25b bailout<br>Workers: employers don’t pay living wages<br>Economists: rising costs + stagnant wages = 0 savings<br>Chase: guess we’ll never know<br>Everyone: seriously?<br> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MoneyMotivation?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MoneyMotivation</a> <a href="https://t.co/WcboMr5MCE">pic.twitter.com/WcboMr5MCE</a></p>&mdash; Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) <a href="https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1122954072867450880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>9. Butt-um-ching!</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="679" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/anus-nveQkq.png" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>10. One man&#39;s ass is another man&#39;s treasure.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="550" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/ass-F04TEh.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>11. Oh say, AOC.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/c83t4o/and_btw_its_congresswoman_boom/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x" height="597" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/congresswoman-p3Xpeg.jpg" width="590" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/c83t4o/and_btw_its_congresswoman_boom/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>12. That part wasn&#39;t in <em>Hamilton</em>?</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You&#39;re quoting Jefferson&#39;s denial that he&#39;d raped and impregnated a girl he kept as property. Which he did, in fact, do.</p>&mdash; Zeddy (@Zeddary) <a href="https://twitter.com/Zeddary/status/1189955309659398144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 31, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>13. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="350" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/virginity-Mg1s7r.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

13 of the funniest responses to people who posted something dumb online.

The internet is a cesspool of terrible takes, but sometimes the dumb statements set up a takedown so perfect it almost makes the bad stuff worth it. Almost.These are 13 of the best replies the whole world wide web has to offer. 1. Nothing tastes as good as broccoli feels.Reddit2. Has Mike ever been to a birthday party?Twitter3. The original &quot;OK Boomer.&quot;You had a few typos. I fixed it.&quot;Millennials Are So Motivated They&#39;re Taking Classes to Learn The Skills Older Generations Failed to Teach Them&quot; https://t.co/mw8aLxmDQx&mdash; MatPat (@MatPatGT) January 17, 2019 4. The Land of the Free (Labor)&quot;you have to pay employees for work&quot; being framed as &quot;adding billions to labor costs&quot; is the most America thing ever&mdash; morton subbottwink (@wolicyponk) July 26, 2018 5. On the right track.With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains.&mdash; SuspendBullying (@SUSPBullying) October 2, 2018 6. I believe that children are our future.  $5 billion for water infrastructure upgrades and testing in schools seems like a much better way to spend that much money...but what do I know...I&rsquo;m just a kid from Flint who was forced to learn all things water after the government poisoned us &mdash; Mari Copeny (@LittleMissFlint) December 12, 2018 7. Thrown for a lupus.Reddit8. Dream big, tweet hard..@Chase: why aren’t customers saving money?Taxpayers: we lost our jobs/homes/savings but gave you a $25b bailoutWorkers: employers don’t pay living wagesEconomists: rising costs + stagnant wages = 0 savingsChase: guess we’ll never knowEveryone: seriously? #MoneyMotivation pic.twitter.com/WcboMr5MCE&mdash; Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) April 29, 2019 9. Butt-um-ching!Twitter10. One man&#39;s ass is another man&#39;s treasure.Twitter11. Oh say, AOC.Twitter12. That part wasn&#39;t in Hamilton?You&#39;re quoting Jefferson&#39;s denial that he&#39;d raped and impregnated a girl he kept as property. Which he did, in fact, do.&mdash; Zeddy (@Zeddary) October 31, 2019 13. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.Twitter

The internet is a cesspool of terrible takes, but sometimes the dumb statements set up a takedown so perfect it almost makes the bad stuff worth it. Almost.  These are 13 of the best replies the whole world wide web has to offer.   1....