True love is sh*t.
Well, being capable of facing one another's literal poop.
A common belief is that love is about chocolate-dipped strawberries and roses, but it's actually more meaningful when you're exposed to your significant other's vomit and don't vomit yourself.
A recent Reddit thread asked, "What's the most unromantic thing that's happened between the two of you that actually is a stronger indication of love than others might think?" and gave us these moving tales of bodily functions.
My husband got diarrhea so bad that it went everywhere in our bathroom, and I accidentally sat in it. I cleaned everything off, and jumped in the shower to clean his poop off while he was still going. I started puking in the shower from the awful seafood food poisoning smells. He says his time for me is us waiting in a drive thru line and I sneezed a giant snot rocket all over my shirt and freaked out trying to hide it and find a tissue.