Are you and your partner 'not like the other couples'? Are you looking for a way to show your friends that you are so cool, chill, and above the wedding-industrial complex? Look no further than this foul-mouthed invitation that reads like swear words Mad Libs.
Posted in the That's It, I'm Wedding Shaming Facebook group, a place for—you guessed it—wedding shaming, this casual invite ironically has people thinking that the couple is trying too hard.
Out of respect for the couple, I'm not going to blurt out the swear words.
There's even more where that came from, under 'sh*t you need to know.'
Children? Leave the 'little sh*ts behind so you can 'get f*cked'!
Dress code? Whatever the F you want, or naked!
Hotels? 'Google it you lazy f*ck!'
And to get everyone in the mood for romance...
Dietary requirements? 'Eat what the f*ck you're given you fat f*cker'
Hopefully they have personalities listed on their f**king registry.