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<p>The only people weirder than adults are kids.</p><p>Everyone is kooky and curious when they&#39;re young, and sometimes (more like most of the time) it caused trouble. A <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dr1pwq/whats_the_worst_thing_your_parents_caught_you/?sort=top">recent Reddit thread</a> asked the internet &quot;What&rsquo;s the worst thing your parents caught you doing as a kid?&quot;</p><p>It&#39;s a lot of pee, a lot of masturbation, and a little bit of poop.</p><h2>1. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/wrcker/">wrcker</a> liked peeing with their peers.</h2><blockquote> <p>When we were about 6 years old me and a friend were having a contest seeing who could pee the furthest out the third story window. Some nosy lady from across the street ratted us out to his parents... I still think I won but we didn&#39;t get a chance to check who peed the furthest.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BUTTPOOP69LONGFART/">BUTTPOOP69LONGFART</a> has grown up a lot since then.</h2><blockquote> <p>Peeing and pooping in odd places. I pooped in my little sister&#39;s toy washing machine and I pooped in the trunk of her toy Barbie Corvette. Also, kids, if you want to blame the dog for peeing on the carpet you need to make sure it&#39;s like a solid puddle instead of loop-de-loops. Rookie mistake.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>3. Good to know that <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/m4ch1n3g0d/">m4ch1n3g0d</a>&#39;s friend&#39;s dad would love him anyway.</h2><blockquote> <p>Not me, but my best friend growing up. We found some porno mags in a field behind his house that he took home. When he would take a shower, he would cut out images of the girls, stick them to the inside of the shower and do the deed, then flush the pic. Eventually he had a porno mag consisting of all men, with the women all cut out. Needless to say, his dad found them and thought he was gay for a few years before talking with him about it.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/wmeijering/">wmeijering</a> wants to be the very best like no one ever was.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was about 6, I was watching an episode of Pokemon, I had to pee but didn&#39;t want to miss anything, so I peed in a trash can. I though that was super clever at the time but as soon as my mom got home she could smell it and 21 years later she still remembers.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/trycksy/">trycksy</a> and her mom still have awkward moments.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m female. When I was 4 my mom caught me trying to sit backwards on the toilet.</p> <p>When I was 37, she walked in my room and found me passed out mid-masturbation with porn playing. She turned off the porn. Thanks mom.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>6. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ImaginaryPoint69/">ImaginaryPoint69</a> made an imaginary point.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was 4 my parents were trying to potty train me and they made me go around the house naked from the waist down so I HAD to use the toilet. I shit on the floor, hid it under the couch when my parents walked in and blamed it on the cats.</p> <p>We didn&#39;t even have cats.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>7. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Vannie666/">Vannie666</a>&#39;s post-wank tea time is the most British thing to ever Britain.</h2><blockquote> <p>As a teenager I went through a phase of masturbating with my eyes closed with my ear phones on full blast.</p> <p>What put a stop to this was the time I had finished the &#39;deed&#39; I opened my eyes, took the ear phones off and noticed that there was a fresh made, hot cup of tea on my bedside table.</p> <p>To this day the thought that my mum brought me a cup of tea mid wank mortifies me. Suffice to say, we have never spoken about it.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>8. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/nova008/">nova008</a> wanted to smell minty fresh all over.</h2><blockquote> <p>mixing toothpaste with water while i was bathing, i was a stupid kid</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>9. Why did <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Blood_Burn_Bite/">Blood_Burn_Bite</a> even want to lick raw egg?</h2><blockquote> <p><span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">I found my moms vibrator and was mixing eggs with it...also shells. Licked it and everything...</span></p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>10. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/meg1042/">meg1042</a> is going to hell for this.</h2><blockquote> <p>Skipping church and lying about it. We went to Starbucks instead.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>11. Did <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LidsRodney/">LidsRodney</a> also play &quot;burning bush&quot;?</h2><blockquote> <p>A neighbor boy and I got naked in his fort and set fire to a pile of newspapers once. He was a weird boy and this was his idea of playing Adam and Eve.</p> </blockquote><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. It&#39;s more embarrassing to be bad at spelling than it is to be curious, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TimelessCorruption/">TimelessCorruption</a>.</h2><blockquote> <p>Caught me looking up &ldquo;vajina&rdquo; on Google. The worst part was there reactions. They weren&rsquo;t mad or upset about it, they just laughed and made fun of me which is honestly probably worse.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>13. Who&#39;s your Papa Smurf, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/c-est-magnifique/">c-est-magnifique</a>?</h2><blockquote> <p>Looking at smurf porn when I was 8. My cousin tried to show me a funny website and that&#39;s the first thing he found. He wasn&#39;t allowed to play with me for a while.</p> </blockquote><hr /><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/weallstartoffaswhat/">weallstartoffaswhat</a> started off as an arsonist.</h2><blockquote> <p>I lit the bottom of my bed on fire looking for something with a lighter I found. I was 5.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

14 people share the most embarrassing things their parents caught them doing

The only people weirder than adults are kids.Everyone is kooky and curious when they&#39;re young, and sometimes (more like most of the time) it caused trouble. A recent Reddit thread asked the internet &quot;What&rsquo;s the worst thing your parents caught you doing as a kid?&quot;It&#39;s a lot of pee, a lot of masturbation, and a little bit of poop.1. wrcker liked peeing with their peers. When we were about 6 years old me and a friend were having a contest seeing who could pee the furthest out the third story window. Some nosy lady from across the street ratted us out to his parents... I still think I won but we didn&#39;t get a chance to check who peed the furthest. 2. BUTTPOOP69LONGFART has grown up a lot since then. Peeing and pooping in odd places. I pooped in my little sister&#39;s toy washing machine and I pooped in the trunk of her toy Barbie Corvette. Also, kids, if you want to blame the dog for peeing on the carpet you need to make sure it&#39;s like a solid puddle instead of loop-de-loops. Rookie mistake. 3. Good to know that m4ch1n3g0d&#39;s friend&#39;s dad would love him anyway. Not me, but my best friend growing up. We found some porno mags in a field behind his house that he took home. When he would take a shower, he would cut out images of the girls, stick them to the inside of the shower and do the deed, then flush the pic. Eventually he had a porno mag consisting of all men, with the women all cut out. Needless to say, his dad found them and thought he was gay for a few years before talking with him about it. 4. wmeijering wants to be the very best like no one ever was. When I was about 6, I was watching an episode of Pokemon, I had to pee but didn&#39;t want to miss anything, so I peed in a trash can. I though that was super clever at the time but as soon as my mom got home she could smell it and 21 years later she still remembers. 5. trycksy and her mom still have awkward moments. I&#39;m female. When I was 4 my mom caught me trying to sit backwards on the toilet. When I was 37, she walked in my room and found me passed out mid-masturbation with porn playing. She turned off the porn. Thanks mom. 6. ImaginaryPoint69 made an imaginary point. When I was 4 my parents were trying to potty train me and they made me go around the house naked from the waist down so I HAD to use the toilet. I shit on the floor, hid it under the couch when my parents walked in and blamed it on the cats. We didn&#39;t even have cats. 7. Vannie666&#39;s post-wank tea time is the most British thing to ever Britain. As a teenager I went through a phase of masturbating with my eyes closed with my ear phones on full blast. What put a stop to this was the time I had finished the &#39;deed&#39; I opened my eyes, took the ear phones off and noticed that there was a fresh made, hot cup of tea on my bedside table. To this day the thought that my mum brought me a cup of tea mid wank mortifies me. Suffice to say, we have never spoken about it. 8. nova008 wanted to smell minty fresh all over. mixing toothpaste with water while i was bathing, i was a stupid kid 9. Why did Blood_Burn_Bite even want to lick raw egg? I found my moms vibrator and was mixing eggs with it...also shells. Licked it and everything... 10. meg1042 is going to hell for this. Skipping church and lying about it. We went to Starbucks instead. 11. Did LidsRodney also play &quot;burning bush&quot;? A neighbor boy and I got naked in his fort and set fire to a pile of newspapers once. He was a weird boy and this was his idea of playing Adam and Eve. 12. It&#39;s more embarrassing to be bad at spelling than it is to be curious, TimelessCorruption. Caught me looking up &ldquo;vajina&rdquo; on Google. The worst part was there reactions. They weren&rsquo;t mad or upset about it, they just laughed and made fun of me which is honestly probably worse. 13. Who&#39;s your Papa Smurf, c-est-magnifique? Looking at smurf porn when I was 8. My cousin tried to show me a funny website and that&#39;s the first thing he found. He wasn&#39;t allowed to play with me for a while. 14. weallstartoffaswhat started off as an arsonist. I lit the bottom of my bed on fire looking for something with a lighter I found. I was 5. 

The only people weirder than adults are kids.  Everyone is kooky and curious when they&#39;re young, and sometimes (more like most of the time) it caused trouble. A recent Reddit thread asked the internet &quot;What&rsquo;s the worst thing...