5. Rita Ora, because she got busted for lip syncing at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade even though everybody lip syncs at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not N*SYNC. ShutterstockRita Ora, who plays Christian Grey's sister in the Fifty Shades moves and also has a music career apparently, had a Thanksgiving morning even more awkward than a conversation with your uncle Tony.Ora and her puffy jacket were featured on a float at the 3-hour NBC commercial known as the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and she accidentally had an Ashlee Simpson-level lip sync SNAFU. Yikes Rita Ora caught lip synching at #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/nkd4w9VKRM— Ryan Schocket (@RyanSchocket) November 22, 2018 The "singer" was promptly roasted on Twitter, because the schadenfreude was just too fun.Seeing Rita Ora being exposed like that at the Macy's Day Parade is the best thing to ever happen— Adrian James-Michael (@happylilpancake) November 22, 2018 Rita Ora missing her cue for the lip sync and forcing the camera crew to only use wide shots is the highlight of the parade for me.— The Screech Queen 🏳️🌈 (@QueenScreech) November 22, 2018 https://twitter.com/DeeH_NYC/status/1065631624430260225John Legend, ever the mensch, came to Ora's defense by spilling tea about the parade. According to Legend, all artists have to lip sync on the parade because of technical difficulties, but rest assured, his vocals at concerts are live, baby, LIVE!Fun fact. We all have to lip sync on this parade because the floats don't have the capacity to handle the sound requirements for a live performance. Hope y'all enjoyed it anyway. Know that if you come to my shows, the vocals are 100% live! https://t.co/C2bGj63AF6— John Legend (@johnlegend) November 22, 2018 Still, Ora could use some lip sync lessons from literally anybody on RuPaul's Drag Race. Giphy4. James Comey, because he got subpoenaed. Lordy, there are subpoenas. ShutterstockJames Comey, aka Witness #1 to President Trump's obstruction of justice, got a nice Thanksgiving treat from the House Republicans making the most of their lame duck session before Democrats take over committees and actually conduct oversight.The former FBI director tweeted that he was gifted with a subpoena, and that he'll insist on any testimony being public in the interest of transparency.Happy Thanksgiving. Got a subpoena from House Republicans. I’m still happy to sit in the light and answer all questions. But I will resist a “closed door” thing because I’ve seen enough of their selective leaking and distortion. Let’s have a hearing and invite everyone to see.— James Comey (@Comey) November 22, 2018 House Judiciary Chairman Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-Virginia, not a Starbucks drink) subpoenaed Comey as part of an investigation into FBI decisions during the 2016 election, such as Comey's infamous letter about emails that likely cost Hillary the presidency. He also subpoenaed former Attorney General Loretta Lynch. Comey at Thanksgiving. GiphyIn honor of Black Friday, House Republicans are having an last call, "everything must go!" subpoena party. It doesn't seem desperate at all as Special Counsel Robert Mueller closes in. 3. Tristan Thompson, because he got dragged for being a cheater on his own Thanksgiving post. Cavalier about fidelity. ShutterstockCleveland Cavalier and guilty philanderer Tristan Thompson spent Thanksgiving with Khloé Kardashian and their baby True, which came only a few days after Keeping Up with the Kardashains aired an episode about his cheating.Regardless of what Tristan did to me, I was never going to take that moment away from True or Tristan. She should not be punished for his actions. He is her father and they both deserve to love one another as deeply as They possibly can #KUWTK— Khloé (@khloekardashian) November 19, 2018 Thompson posted a pic of him, Khloé, and the baby looking like a happy family, but commenters did NOT forget about his messy cheating scandal—and the fact that he has another kid. https://www.instagram.com/p/BqgosSqnBuF/?utm_source=ig_embedInstagramInstagramInstagramInstagramHere's hoping that Khloé uses Christmas as an opportunity to blast "O Come All, Ye Faithful."2. This Redditor who almost died because they hate jam. Thanksgiving is a near-death experience. GiphyRedditor u/Hufflepuff20 shared a story on the site's delightful Today I F**ked Up forum about the time yesterday they almost got killed by breadL So this actually happened about an hour ago. So my husband, me, and my parents are having Thanksgiving together. It’s really great, O haven’t seen them in 6 months, and my parents and I like to tease each other a lot. For Thanksgiving my mother made these really fluffy, delicious rolls, and my dad made huckleberry jam. I don’t really like jam, so I just grab a roll and start to butter it. My dad tells me to try his jam, I say no I don’t like jam. He and my mom, then tell me to try it again. Then, because I’m an idiot, I stared my father in the eyes and stuffed the whole roll into my mouth. I chew. I try to swallow. A huge portion of the roll (I still had some in my mouth) gets stuck in my throat. I keep trying to swallow it, it won’t go down, and I can’t throw it up, I’m at the table with good food and I still have some on my mouth. At this point I’m making these weird little hurk hurk noises. My mom, who is a nurse, is standing up at this point, ready to do the heimlich. I shake my head, get up, go to the bathroom, and spit/regurgitate the whole thing out. So, yeah, my family is now making fun of me for almost offing myself at Thanksgiving. Good times. TL;DR Almost killed myself with bread because jam is gross. Let's get this bread. GiphyYeah...they'll never be able to live that down.1. These Trump supporters who chose Trump over their own families. Family is fleeting. Trump is forever. ShutterstockTwitter's Krang T. Nelson posted a now-viral tweet showing how some Trump-loving conspiracy theorists celebrated Thanksgiving and it's really f**king sad.TwitterTwitterTwitterTwitterThis is bleak.TwitterReal bleak.