'Ashley' is either the worst Starbucks customer in history or trolling us all.
Starbucks baristas have to deal with a lot—and not just the daily spelling tests.
A barista named Jessica Lynn tweeted out what appears to be the most insanely obnoxious order with TWENTY instructions.
Jessica live-tweeted the beverage's creation and it's even crazier in practice.
This is just the syrups yall pic.twitter.com/z6EBleNUNA
— Jessica Lynn (@vspookygirl) March 18, 2018
I had the intentions of replying to people but my mentions are a mess now so just an update, yes we made the drink, yes she’s ordered this more than once and this drink would only cost $5.19 thank you pic.twitter.com/wD9jGjea8o
— Jessica Lynn (@vspookygirl) March 20, 2018
All that work and the drink is still basically the same price as a capuccino.
The thread inspired more baristas to share their most ridiculous concoctions.
This is from a guy at the store I used to work at 😅 he used to do this once a week for his free drink, no tip, actually drank it pic.twitter.com/AQk27esk07
— val pal ✨ (@vnw_x) March 19, 2018
(Note: WTF is "Ristretto"?)
Seventeen shots of espresso anyone?
Some orders I’ve gotten. There’s been worse of course pic.twitter.com/iBefNEUUrm
— Kimberlyy🌞 (@KimberlyyRoot) March 19, 2018
How many flavors is too many flavors?
there was a girl at my store who would get a venti iced coffee with 7 pumps of vanilla, 7 caramel, 7 toffee nut, 5 classic, and 7 hazelnut with ex heavy cream. like I thought that was bad.
— Jacqueline Gonzalez (@captainyackie) March 19, 2018
I hope Christopher works out often.
Late but had a similiar experience with a man named Christopher. These people are just ridiculous pic.twitter.com/OdHnvk8ALQ
— Pastry Boy (@toners_) March 21, 2018
Caramel sauce AND caramel syrup? Damn.
Let me add to the thread of extra pic.twitter.com/ZvkHFsxvOL
— Majestic Queen ✨✨ (@ashleynichelle_) March 20, 2018
"It's still skinny though, right?"
This came in a few weeks ago could’ve filled three grande cups with left overs pic.twitter.com/BTwIFT24E6
— felicitie (@feIicitie) March 20, 2018
"Fifteen splendas....kthxbai."
we also have a lady who gets a sf vanilla latte with coconut milk and FIFTEEN SPLENDAS pic.twitter.com/AkJbXpyfJK
— ˗ˏˋ delaney ˎˊ˗ (@lanadelaneym) March 20, 2018
A barista at a different location made Ashley's order and........it's a lot.
Felt like I had to. For the culture 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7B2vEix0GW
— Fêłïçītÿ🦋 (@Royale_kay) March 20, 2018
Good work, everyone.
How about people try some simple "coffee with milk"?