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<p>The world is full of dudes who think that the way to win a woman&#39;s affection is by putting on an elaborate show rather than by simply starting a pleasant conversation.</p><p>Women on the receiving end of these bros&#39; desperate attempts at impressing them are <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/eimpeh/girls_of_reddit_what_was_worst_way_a_guy_tried/?sort=confidence">sharing on Reddit </a>the worst flexes they were shown by men trying to impress them.</p><p>It&#39;s impossible to read these without being reminded of Gaston from <em>Beauty and the Beast. </em></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="My what a guy, that Gaston." data-attribution="Disney" height="407" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/378d08d900000578-3756724-image-m-161472055905919-eoN23o.jpg" width="634" /></div> <figcaption>My what a guy, that Gaston.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Disney</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>1. &quot;By far, the worst was when a guy was trying to show me how good he was in bed, SO HE SENT ME AUDIO OF HIM F*CKING ANOTHER GIRL. She was praising his gLoRiOuS c*ck. The audacity.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HallofMasks/">HallofMasks</a></p><hr /><h2>2. &quot;Writing me a love poem 30 minutes after meeting me. That ain&rsquo;t it, Chief.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HallofMasks/">HallofMasks</a></p><hr /><h2>3. &quot;By telling me about all the chicks that want him. Then was genuinely shocked that I didn&#39;t immediately swoon.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LAANAAAAAA/">LAANAAAAAA</a></p><hr /><h2>4. &quot;Took me on a fancy date then told me, &#39;as long as you give me a son you will get this life as long as you don&#39;t try to start some stupid career.&#39; He wanted me to drop out of college and be his 1950s housewife.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/StormingSunshine/">StormingSunshine</a></p><hr /><h2>5. &quot;He was a teenager at a playground, and he jumped on the swings and proceeded to swing as high as possible and then jumped off. Pretty sure his knees and ankles never recovered.&quot;</h2><h2>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/justalurkerkthxbai/">justalurkerkthxbai</a></h2><hr /><h2>6. &quot;Took his shirt off outside of the bar and started a fight with a random stranger. What is wrong with people lol!&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/momoRn3/">momoRn3</a></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>7. &quot;I&rsquo;m a dude, but my mom loves to tell the story of the guy in high school that asked to look at the goldfish she just won at the fair, then proceeded to take it out of the bag and swallow it. Safe to say that guy is not my dad so it didn&rsquo;t really work out in his favor.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PM-ME-GOOD-MUSIC1999/" style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;">PM-ME-GOOD-MUSIC1999</a></p><hr /><h2>8. &quot;Chewing out his subordinates.</h2><h2>I was working as a cabinet installer in new construction homes. There are usually more than one person/crew working in a house at a time. One day there were some guys stuccoing the outside of the house while I was working, and their boss showed up at the end of the day. He made direct eye contact with me, then immediately turned and just started LAYING INTO the poor workers over tiny minor issues. After a couple of minutes he looks over to make sure I saw his expression of dominance and looked shocked that I wasn&#39;t swooning.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Sarcasma19/">Sarcasma19</a></p><hr /><h2>9. &quot;By getting a kill in Fortnite and he said Fortnite is the best game ever and I said what about Minecraft and he said that Minecraft was by far the worst game ever.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Im_bored_help_plz/">Im_bored_help_plz</a></p><hr /><h2>10. &quot;Sending pic of &#39;his big dick.&#39;&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/gabriey/">gabriey</a></p><hr /><h2>11. &quot;He dedicated his shaved off mustache to me.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/_bellle_/">_bellle_</a></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>12. &quot;Inviting me to a concert 6 months away during our first date.&quot;</h2><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/yosaffbridge1630/">yosaffbridge1630</a></p><p>Nice try, men.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Shania has spoken." data-attribution="YouTube" height="1440" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/744792-shania-twain-that-don-t-impress-me-much-OfALak.jpg" width="1920" /></div> <figcaption>Shania has spoken.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">YouTube</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

12 women share the most ridiculous ways men have tried to impress them.

The world is full of dudes who think that the way to win a woman&#39;s affection is by putting on an elaborate show rather than by simply starting a pleasant conversation.Women on the receiving end of these bros&#39; desperate attempts at impressing them are sharing on Reddit the worst flexes they were shown by men trying to impress them.It&#39;s impossible to read these without being reminded of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.  My what a guy, that Gaston. Disney1. &quot;By far, the worst was when a guy was trying to show me how good he was in bed, SO HE SENT ME AUDIO OF HIM F*CKING ANOTHER GIRL. She was praising his gLoRiOuS c*ck. The audacity.&quot;-HallofMasks2. &quot;Writing me a love poem 30 minutes after meeting me. That ain&rsquo;t it, Chief.&quot;-HallofMasks3. &quot;By telling me about all the chicks that want him. Then was genuinely shocked that I didn&#39;t immediately swoon.&quot;-LAANAAAAAA4. &quot;Took me on a fancy date then told me, &#39;as long as you give me a son you will get this life as long as you don&#39;t try to start some stupid career.&#39; He wanted me to drop out of college and be his 1950s housewife.&quot;-StormingSunshine5. &quot;He was a teenager at a playground, and he jumped on the swings and proceeded to swing as high as possible and then jumped off. Pretty sure his knees and ankles never recovered.&quot;-justalurkerkthxbai6. &quot;Took his shirt off outside of the bar and started a fight with a random stranger. What is wrong with people lol!&quot;-momoRn37. &quot;I&rsquo;m a dude, but my mom loves to tell the story of the guy in high school that asked to look at the goldfish she just won at the fair, then proceeded to take it out of the bag and swallow it. Safe to say that guy is not my dad so it didn&rsquo;t really work out in his favor.&quot;-PM-ME-GOOD-MUSIC19998. &quot;Chewing out his subordinates.I was working as a cabinet installer in new construction homes. There are usually more than one person/crew working in a house at a time. One day there were some guys stuccoing the outside of the house while I was working, and their boss showed up at the end of the day. He made direct eye contact with me, then immediately turned and just started LAYING INTO the poor workers over tiny minor issues. After a couple of minutes he looks over to make sure I saw his expression of dominance and looked shocked that I wasn&#39;t swooning.&quot;-Sarcasma199. &quot;By getting a kill in Fortnite and he said Fortnite is the best game ever and I said what about Minecraft and he said that Minecraft was by far the worst game ever.&quot;-Im_bored_help_plz10. &quot;Sending pic of &#39;his big dick.&#39;&quot;-gabriey11. &quot;He dedicated his shaved off mustache to me.&quot;-_bellle_12. &quot;Inviting me to a concert 6 months away during our first date.&quot;-yosaffbridge1630Nice try, men. Shania has spoken. YouTube

The world is full of dudes who think that the way to win a woman&#39;s affection is by putting on an elaborate show rather than by simply starting a pleasant conversation.  Women on the receiving end of these bros&#39; desperate attempts...