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If you&#39;ve ever had a one night stand, you know they can range from awkward to amazing, to hilarious, to horrifying. A recent thread on <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tjtsvj/what_is_your_craziest_onenight_stand_story/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=ios_app&amp;utm_name=iossmf">AskReddit</a> has people sharing the details of their most outrageous one night stands.<h2>What is your craziest one-night stand story?</h2>1. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/shaka_sulu/">shaka_sulu</a>:<blockquote> Went on a date and I finally got a &quot;wanna come up to my place&quot;. I never been to her place so I was shocked that not only it was a small size studio apartment but she had 8 cats there. </blockquote><blockquote> So we&#39;re doing it while 8 cats were staring at us the whole time. When we started doing it doggie style Mr. Lemmon jumped on her back. </blockquote><blockquote> The only reason why I know his name was because as he jumped on her back she said, &quot;Mr Lemmon, get off you naughty boy!&quot; </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>2. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Competitive-Cry1989/">Competitive-Cry1989</a><blockquote> I,21 at the time, had never had a one-night stand before. So, the story goes: met a woman at a bar. We quickly get back to her place. In the morning, I have to get to work. I get dressed and head downstairs. </blockquote><blockquote> I cross through the kitchen to get to the back door we came through last night. As I grab for the handle, I quickly glance left and see an older woman sipping coffee. </blockquote><blockquote> That woman happened to be my teacher from when I was in 3rd grade. (Her mom) I went so red. Good god, my cheeks. We make eye contact. And I slowly exit. Lol. </blockquote><blockquote> I didn&rsquo;t have a one-night stand for a long while after that. Maybe more funny than crazy, but here we are. </blockquote>3. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ohnoallie/">ohnoallie</a><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> There last time I attempted a one-night stand I failed spectacularly at the one-night part. </blockquote><blockquote> Got too drunk at a friend&#39;s party and one of her husband&#39;s friends, who I had been hitting it off with, gave me a ride home. </blockquote><blockquote> We hooked up in his back seat and I didn&#39;t give him my number, but I ended up hanging out with my friend again the next weekend and oh, what a surprise, look who else they invited! </blockquote><blockquote> We got married last year. </blockquote>4. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/justcammie/">justcammie</a><blockquote> Went home with a guy during my time at uni. In the throws of the moment, he flung his T-Shirt off and into what seemed to be a random corner. </blockquote><blockquote> We&rsquo;re going at it for a while, until suddenly we both stop because we can smell smoke. Being very drunk we didn&rsquo;t realise what was happening until out the corner of our eye, something burst into flames. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Somehow, he&rsquo;d thrown his T-shirt onto a lamp which had been on all night while he was out and was super hot. </blockquote><blockquote> In his panic he starts yelling, which causes his 3 room mates to come running into the room while I&rsquo;m just there butt naked trying to protect what was left of my dignity. </blockquote><blockquote> Extinguished the fire, all good, I start putting my clothes back on to leave because moment is ruined and I&rsquo;m no longer feeling it. He begs me to stay and carry on as if nothing happened while his roommates still there&hellip; </blockquote><blockquote> I just ran out as quick as I could. Always careful where I throw my clothes now. </blockquote>5. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Few_Till_6920/">Few_Till_6920</a><blockquote> I was on an Amtrak traveling alone. All of the sudden one of the conductors comes down the aisle and introduces himself. Then he walks away again. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> A few hours later he comes back and says that one of the sleeper cars wasn&rsquo;t occupied and asked if I wanted to sleep there instead of my seat. I was young and not well versed on the pick-up game. </blockquote><blockquote> He was handsome and I seriously just thought he was being nice. So I follow him down to the sleeper car and he stays to talk with me. He was being a gentleman and not forcing anything on me. </blockquote><blockquote> Anyway, the sparks were there and we ended up hooking up. I fell asleep and woke up a few hours later. I went back to my seat and dozed off again. </blockquote><blockquote> When I got up, there was a tray with breakfast and a rose. There was also a note thanking me for a wonderful night. I never saw him again. True story. </blockquote>6.<a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/poppa99/">poppa99</a><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Meet a lady at a club. We went back to her house, as we walk through the front door we are greeted by her mum. My &ldquo;date&rdquo; goes to introduce me but instead asks &ldquo;what&rsquo;s your name?&rdquo; </blockquote><blockquote> We had sex on her single bed. </blockquote>7. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jennatilwarts/">jennatilwarts</a><blockquote> Met a girl at a bar, Leave together, too drunk to drive so We end up climbing these exterior stairs on top of a parking garage. </blockquote><blockquote> She&rsquo;s bent over the railing when this security guard walks out the doors below us. Dude looks up and asks,&rdquo;ya&rsquo;ll committing suicide or just having sex?&rdquo; </blockquote><blockquote> Just sex I said, he says alright be careful, and just walks away clapping. </blockquote>8. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/RaiseTheNight/">RaiseTheNight</a><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Pretty drunk after a night out went back to some girl&#39;s place, hadn&#39;t eaten all night and was starving. </blockquote><blockquote> While she was ontop I noticed she had some doritos on her nightstand. Proceeded to have a cheeky snack mid deed. </blockquote><blockquote> She flipped out, dragged me out of her house out into the street (was missing multiple clothing items) doritos still in hand. Phone died so ended up walking home for 30 minutes through town in just my jocks, socks and t-shirt with a pack of doritos. </blockquote><blockquote> 10/10 best pack of doritos I&#39;ve ever had </blockquote>9. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/barbell94/">barbell94</a><blockquote> When I was freshly single, I went to a bar and hooked up with someone I shouldn&#39;t have. </blockquote><blockquote> Got blackout drunk at her place, woke up tied to her bed and she was nowhere in sight. She eventually strolled in, after me yelling for 5 minutes lol. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> She told me to help myself to her fridge. Opened it up and all that was in there mountain dew and English muffins. I&#39;ll never forget that 😂 </blockquote>10. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Extreme-Kangaroo-842/">Extreme-Kangaroo-842</a><blockquote> Went on holiday abroad with a mate in 1996 when in our early 20s. First night: met a girl who was on her last night and wanted to literally leave with a bang. </blockquote><blockquote> Had great fun, said our goodbyes the next morning, presumably never to see each other again. </blockquote><blockquote> A month later me and some mates decided to go out on a random night to a nearby city we probably visited twice before in the previous 5 years. </blockquote><blockquote> First pub we walk in, there&#39;s the girl. Get chatting and agree to meet up the following night for a date. We do so and have an unbelievably great evening followed by an equally great, passionate night. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Been together ever since; husband and wife for the last 22 years and have two great kids. </blockquote>11. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/namelessghoul77/">namelessghoul77</a><blockquote> Was backpacking in Asia 20 years ago. Came back from a bar after striking out, rather drunk. </blockquote><blockquote> Get to my hotel, and meet a random girl in the hallway, who seems to have had a similar night to me. Without saying a word we make out, and slip into my room to do the deed, and then she leaves. </blockquote><blockquote> Not. A. Single. Word. </blockquote>12. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Team_Soda1/">Team_Soda1</a><blockquote> Had a nosebleed while going down. </blockquote>13. <a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/untactfullyhonest/">untactfullyhonest</a><blockquote> Met this guy at a dance club one night with my friends. Took him home. Expected nothing else. I was just 21 out to have a good time. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> We&rsquo;ve been married for 21 years this July. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

13 people share the story of their craziest one night stand

If you&#39;ve ever had a one night stand, you know they can range from awkward to amazing, to hilarious, to horrifying. A recent thread on AskReddit has people sharing the details of their most outrageous one night stands.What is your craziest one-night stand story?1. shaka_sulu: Went on a date and I finally got a &quot;wanna come up to my place&quot;. I never been to her place so I was shocked that not only it was a small size studio apartment but she had 8 cats there.  So we&#39;re doing it while 8 cats were staring at us the whole time. When we started doing it doggie style Mr. Lemmon jumped on her back.  The only reason why I know his name was because as he jumped on her back she said, &quot;Mr Lemmon, get off you naughty boy!&quot; 2. Competitive-Cry1989 I,21 at the time, had never had a one-night stand before. So, the story goes: met a woman at a bar. We quickly get back to her place. In the morning, I have to get to work. I get dressed and head downstairs.  I cross through the kitchen to get to the back door we came through last night. As I grab for the handle, I quickly glance left and see an older woman sipping coffee.  That woman happened to be my teacher from when I was in 3rd grade. (Her mom) I went so red. Good god, my cheeks. We make eye contact. And I slowly exit. Lol.  I didn&rsquo;t have a one-night stand for a long while after that. Maybe more funny than crazy, but here we are. 3. ohnoallie There last time I attempted a one-night stand I failed spectacularly at the one-night part.  Got too drunk at a friend&#39;s party and one of her husband&#39;s friends, who I had been hitting it off with, gave me a ride home.  We hooked up in his back seat and I didn&#39;t give him my number, but I ended up hanging out with my friend again the next weekend and oh, what a surprise, look who else they invited!  We got married last year. 4. justcammie Went home with a guy during my time at uni. In the throws of the moment, he flung his T-Shirt off and into what seemed to be a random corner.  We&rsquo;re going at it for a while, until suddenly we both stop because we can smell smoke. Being very drunk we didn&rsquo;t realise what was happening until out the corner of our eye, something burst into flames.  Somehow, he&rsquo;d thrown his T-shirt onto a lamp which had been on all night while he was out and was super hot.  In his panic he starts yelling, which causes his 3 room mates to come running into the room while I&rsquo;m just there butt naked trying to protect what was left of my dignity.  Extinguished the fire, all good, I start putting my clothes back on to leave because moment is ruined and I&rsquo;m no longer feeling it. He begs me to stay and carry on as if nothing happened while his roommates still there&hellip;  I just ran out as quick as I could. Always careful where I throw my clothes now. 5. Few_Till_6920 I was on an Amtrak traveling alone. All of the sudden one of the conductors comes down the aisle and introduces himself. Then he walks away again.  A few hours later he comes back and says that one of the sleeper cars wasn&rsquo;t occupied and asked if I wanted to sleep there instead of my seat. I was young and not well versed on the pick-up game.  He was handsome and I seriously just thought he was being nice. So I follow him down to the sleeper car and he stays to talk with me. He was being a gentleman and not forcing anything on me.  Anyway, the sparks were there and we ended up hooking up. I fell asleep and woke up a few hours later. I went back to my seat and dozed off again.  When I got up, there was a tray with breakfast and a rose. There was also a note thanking me for a wonderful night. I never saw him again. True story. 6.poppa99 Meet a lady at a club. We went back to her house, as we walk through the front door we are greeted by her mum. My &ldquo;date&rdquo; goes to introduce me but instead asks &ldquo;what&rsquo;s your name?&rdquo;  We had sex on her single bed. 7. jennatilwarts Met a girl at a bar, Leave together, too drunk to drive so We end up climbing these exterior stairs on top of a parking garage.  She&rsquo;s bent over the railing when this security guard walks out the doors below us. Dude looks up and asks,&rdquo;ya&rsquo;ll committing suicide or just having sex?&rdquo;  Just sex I said, he says alright be careful, and just walks away clapping. 8. RaiseTheNight Pretty drunk after a night out went back to some girl&#39;s place, hadn&#39;t eaten all night and was starving.  While she was ontop I noticed she had some doritos on her nightstand. Proceeded to have a cheeky snack mid deed.  She flipped out, dragged me out of her house out into the street (was missing multiple clothing items) doritos still in hand. Phone died so ended up walking home for 30 minutes through town in just my jocks, socks and t-shirt with a pack of doritos.  10/10 best pack of doritos I&#39;ve ever had 9. barbell94 When I was freshly single, I went to a bar and hooked up with someone I shouldn&#39;t have.  Got blackout drunk at her place, woke up tied to her bed and she was nowhere in sight. She eventually strolled in, after me yelling for 5 minutes lol.  She told me to help myself to her fridge. Opened it up and all that was in there mountain dew and English muffins. I&#39;ll never forget that 😂 10. Extreme-Kangaroo-842 Went on holiday abroad with a mate in 1996 when in our early 20s. First night: met a girl who was on her last night and wanted to literally leave with a bang.  Had great fun, said our goodbyes the next morning, presumably never to see each other again.  A month later me and some mates decided to go out on a random night to a nearby city we probably visited twice before in the previous 5 years.  First pub we walk in, there&#39;s the girl. Get chatting and agree to meet up the following night for a date. We do so and have an unbelievably great evening followed by an equally great, passionate night.  Been together ever since; husband and wife for the last 22 years and have two great kids. 11. namelessghoul77 Was backpacking in Asia 20 years ago. Came back from a bar after striking out, rather drunk.  Get to my hotel, and meet a random girl in the hallway, who seems to have had a similar night to me. Without saying a word we make out, and slip into my room to do the deed, and then she leaves.  Not. A. Single. Word. 12. Team_Soda1 Had a nosebleed while going down. 13. untactfullyhonest Met this guy at a dance club one night with my friends. Took him home. Expected nothing else. I was just 21 out to have a good time.  We&rsquo;ve been married for 21 years this July. 

If you&#39;ve ever had a one night stand, you know they can range from awkward to amazing, to hilarious, to horrifying. A recent thread on AskReddit has people sharing the details of their most outrageous one night stands.  What is your...