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<p>Everyone loves a good d**k joke. Or vagina joke. And while we really probably shouldn&#39;t laugh at some of them, life&#39;s just too short to have a stick up your a** about everything. So live a little, and don&#39;t feel guilty laughing at these tweets.</p><h2>1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="twitter" height="460" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-16170-1497362367-1png-O4L7zm.jpeg" width="715" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/SADGllRL/status/712493595568246785</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/ZayBody/status/709610947007135744</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Enid Blyton knew <a href="https://t.co/anE2gKPW3f">pic.twitter.com/anE2gKPW3f</a></p>&mdash; Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) <a href="https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/861283672288374786?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/danioooo/status/872634134451048449</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I call my vagina &quot;New Yorker cartoon&quot; because it&#39;s dry and a handful of people have laughed at it</p>&mdash; Megan Amram (@meganamram) <a href="https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/787799268342001665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="twitter" height="646" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-19124-1497362418-1png-R0LHd1.jpeg" width="648" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*having sex*<br><br>bae: &quot;who&#39;s daddy&#39;s little slut&quot;<br>me: <a href="https://t.co/gIzkIiDTks">pic.twitter.com/gIzkIiDTks</a></p>&mdash; rose (@rosepetalqueen) <a href="https://twitter.com/rosepetalqueen/status/797535044839600128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 12, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;When u sit on the dick and it pokes u in the heart&quot; LMFAOOOO <a href="https://t.co/V2Vjuto71K">pic.twitter.com/V2Vjuto71K</a></p>&mdash; alex (@lexkardashh) <a href="https://twitter.com/lexkardashh/status/666102124707729408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/FLESHWORK/status/834565164192108546</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/Juhmil/status/824041276894871553</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">her : choke me, slap me, pull my hair<br><br>me : get on top<br><br>her : <a href="https://t.co/ForhTRn8S1">pic.twitter.com/ForhTRn8S1</a></p>&mdash; parlay. (@esiekyr) <a href="https://twitter.com/esiekyr/status/833939484169338881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 21, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/misandristmochs/status/808714805557268480</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head <a href="https://t.co/lqCxdPIJuJ">pic.twitter.com/lqCxdPIJuJ</a></p>&mdash; i miss my 2002 subaru outback (@andywarhella) <a href="https://twitter.com/andywarhella/status/854845538583199744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Guy: *gets blowjob*<br>Guy: did u cum babe</p>&mdash; Ms. Lenina Crowne 🔞 (@xLeninaCrowne) <a href="https://twitter.com/xLeninaCrowne/status/580100194898952193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 23, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you come across some porn on your TL in public but you still wanna see <a href="https://t.co/EJMsfs1naX">pic.twitter.com/EJMsfs1naX</a></p>&mdash; Chill (@TheChillanguage) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheChillanguage/status/783705018998423556?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 5, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me: waiiitttttt I didn&#39;t shave Bae : idc about no damn hair Me : <a href="https://t.co/NXc1RqJb8L">pic.twitter.com/NXc1RqJb8L</a></p>&mdash; Summer B (@_Summerella_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_Summerella_/status/822633179450327043?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 21, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/Yansii_/status/507359964374269952</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="twitter" height="423" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-19138-1497362467-1png-7BciGd.jpeg" width="715" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

19 Dirty Tweets That'll Make You Laugh Even Though They Shouldn't

Everyone loves a good d**k joke. Or vagina joke. And while we really probably shouldn&#39;t laugh at some of them, life&#39;s just too short to have a stick up your a** about everything. So live a little, and don&#39;t feel guilty laughing at these tweets.1.  twitter2.https://twitter.com/SADGllRL/status/7124935955682467853.https://twitter.com/ZayBody/status/7096109470071357444.Enid Blyton knew pic.twitter.com/anE2gKPW3f&mdash; Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) May 7, 2017 5.https://twitter.com/danioooo/status/8726341344510484496.I call my vagina &quot;New Yorker cartoon&quot; because it&#39;s dry and a handful of people have laughed at it&mdash; Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 16, 2016 7.  twitter8.*having sex*bae: &quot;who&#39;s daddy&#39;s little slut&quot;me: pic.twitter.com/gIzkIiDTks&mdash; rose (@rosepetalqueen) November 12, 2016 9.&quot;When u sit on the dick and it pokes u in the heart&quot; LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/V2Vjuto71K&mdash; alex (@lexkardashh) November 16, 2015 10.https://twitter.com/FLESHWORK/status/83456516419210854611.https://twitter.com/Juhmil/status/82404127689487155312.her : choke me, slap me, pull my hairme : get on topher : pic.twitter.com/ForhTRn8S1&mdash; parlay. (@esiekyr) February 21, 2017 13.https://twitter.com/misandristmochs/status/80871480555726848014.when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head pic.twitter.com/lqCxdPIJuJ&mdash; i miss my 2002 subaru outback (@andywarhella) April 19, 2017 15.Guy: *gets blowjob*Guy: did u cum babe&mdash; Ms. Lenina Crowne 🔞 (@xLeninaCrowne) March 23, 2015 16.When you come across some porn on your TL in public but you still wanna see pic.twitter.com/EJMsfs1naX&mdash; Chill (@TheChillanguage) October 5, 2016 17.Me: waiiitttttt I didn&#39;t shave Bae : idc about no damn hair Me : pic.twitter.com/NXc1RqJb8L&mdash; Summer B (@_Summerella_) January 21, 2017 18.https://twitter.com/Yansii_/status/50735996437426995219.  twitter

Everyone loves a good d**k joke. Or vagina joke. And while we really probably shouldn&#39;t laugh at some of them, life&#39;s just too short to have a stick up your a** about everything. So live a little, and don&#39;t feel guilty laughing...