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52 funny tweets for anyone who's ever had a period.

Look, if you&#39;re &quot;feeling the flow&quot; at the moment, chances are you don&#39;t need someone reminding you how dreadful the next 2-7 days are going to be. But, if you&#39;re not, laugh it up now because these jokes aren&#39;t going to be as funny next time your uterus is trying to kill you.1.It&#39;s funny how the phrase is &quot;on your period.&quot; Like you&#39;re on a drug. Prolly because it makes you insane, but at the same time ooo brownies&mdash; Jamie Amanda Lee (@TheJamieLee) June 6, 2013 2.Always a relief when you get your period &amp; realize you&#39;re not in fact pregnant WITH SADNESS&mdash; Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 22, 2016 3.Menstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like&mdash; Supa Fly Hella Dope ✊🏽 (@cerealtndencies) October 18, 2015 4.My period is like a houseguest: always shows up on the weekend and inspires me to overeat junk food.&mdash; Selena Coppock (@SelenaCoppock) May 16, 2015 5.&quot;Parting the Red Sea&quot; is my favorite biblical miracle that&#39;s also a euphemism for fingering a woman on her period.&mdash; The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 7, 2015 6.When you start your period and you realize you&#39;re another month closer to death.&mdash; megs (@MeganNahhhman) August 27, 2015 7.Period cramp got me like pic.twitter.com/GiIwiLAUOp&mdash; 𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓪𐇵 (@cyxl_) August 27, 2015 8.I track my period by my reactions to laughing baby videos on the internet. According to the amount of crying I just did, I&#39;m 4 days away.&mdash; Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) August 26, 2015 9.When the Hulk goes into a vicious rage, he&#39;s &quot;incredible&quot;; but when I do it, &quot;I&#39;m on my period&quot; #LiveTweetYourPeriod&mdash; Kris10 (@ardentlyaphotic) June 23, 2015 10.Instead of being like &quot;ugh are you on your period?&quot; BUY ME SOME CHOCOLATE, A CHEESECAKE, A PUPPY, IM BLEEDING AND IN PAIN.&mdash; Caroline☼ (@CarolineAnn27) November 7, 2015 11.&quot;Oh duh, it&#39;s PMS, it all makes sense now,&quot; she mumbled through chocolate-smeared lips as the house burned behind her.&mdash; Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 12, 2015 12.You know what? Fuck it. I&#39;m just going to go up to every man on the street that I can find and start describing my last period to him.&mdash; Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 31, 2016 13.#livetweetyourperiod pic.twitter.com/boEghL4qoR&mdash; jujuubeans (@JuJuuBeans) April 20, 2015 14.Sometimes getting my period feels like the universe&#39;s way of saying &quot;You definitely shouldn&#39;t fuck that guy.&quot;&mdash; ali waller (@imaliwaller) July 22, 2011 15.https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/70803884568262246516.On the one hand getting your period sucks but on the other it makes you totes unfazed when the blood of your enemies spills into your hands&mdash; Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress (@vornietom) September 4, 2016 17.going to bathroom to check if your period started even tho you know it hasnt = refreshing your inbox even tho u know theres no new emails&mdash; Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) August 8, 2016 18.https://twitter.com/christinefriar/status/76535587603526041619.https://twitter.com/kellyoxford/status/66752371295914803220.him: what u doinme: (finger painting with period blood) nothin u&mdash; 🐺🧦 jess [ham]☔️ (@thejessbess) September 9, 2016 21.me on my period *bf sneezes*me: are u mad at mehim: I just sneezedme: idk seemed like an angry sneeze tho&mdash; tK (@gothmoneytkeyah) April 5, 2016 22.When u sneeze ur tampon out pic.twitter.com/iva3i76LgN&mdash; Molly (@Molly_Kats) May 14, 2016 23.When it&#39;s that time of the month pic.twitter.com/SIBDZj15gQ&mdash; andrea schiefelbein (@andrea_schief) May 20, 2016 24.Do I have to poop or is that my period? The autobiography&mdash; Rhiannon (@are_kay_bee) May 7, 2016 25.Me: Didn&#39;t they tell you that I was a savage Me on my period: *cries about not holding the door for someone 6 years ago*&mdash; Becky Kaminsky (@beckkaminsk) October 14, 2016 26.I understand that we gotta shed our uterine lining once a month, but the bloating and acne that accompanies it is just bullying.&mdash; Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 14, 2016 27.Sometimes being on your period means shedding an actual tear over spilled ranch dressing &amp; still having to accept yourself for who you are.&mdash; Janie Johnson (@jarojohn_) October 17, 2016 28.I wish &quot;squirting&quot; referred to the ability to squirt menstrual blood in the eyes of misogynistic men at will.&mdash; erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) October 6, 2016 29.https://twitter.com/Courtz_RM/status/66629908517185945630.Instead of being like &quot;ugh are you on your period?&quot; BUY ME SOME CHOCOLATE, A CHEESECAKE, A PUPPY, IM BLEEDING AND IN PAIN.&mdash; Caroline☼ (@CarolineAnn27) November 7, 2015 31.https://twitter.com/gr8ish/status/66412451383192780832.When youre angry/frustrated af about something and someone asks you if youre on your period #GrowingUpAGirl pic.twitter.com/0GjVuG7beH&mdash; sadfl♡wer (@AminaJanahii) July 21, 2015 33.Menstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like&mdash; Supa Fly Hella Dope ✊🏽 (@cerealtndencies) October 18, 2015 34.https://twitter.com/uravitybubble/status/65110305915476377635.https://twitter.com/Angneedshelp/status/26008670082551808136.https://twitter.com/Bez/status/63637629436472524837.I like to discuss my heavy flow on first dates, so men know that I&#39;m fertile.&mdash; Noodles (@Dawn_M_) January 14, 2015 38.https://twitter.com/laraeparker/status/63100793361504665639.when you have to go somewhere but you&#39;re on your period pic.twitter.com/WyHfVEM8Ir&mdash; ♛s(oup)reme (@sassypxrrilla) October 30, 2015 40.Wow uterus. Sorry I didn&#39;t get you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.&mdash; Mean Blonde Barbie (@meaniebarbie) October 4, 2012 41.meanwhile in my uterus.... #struggleisreal #periodstories 🔴💢😬😡😭 pic.twitter.com/fHpmcroSB9&mdash; ᜃᜒᜃ ᜃᜓ ᜃᜃᜓ ᜃ #OUSTDUTERTENOW (@jeckaffeinated) March 19, 2016 42.Someone hold me and tell me this period isn&#39;t actually baby Satan trying to rip through my uterus and kill me&mdash; andy (@andreakaye_x) March 14, 2016 43.Why is it called menstruating and not womenstruating?&mdash; April Lavalle (@imatoofbrush) December 28, 2015 44.Every time I sneeze while I&#39;m on my period I feel like a tube of ketchup&mdash; R (@complic8edrania) March 10, 2017 45.is my period making me hormonal or am I really just this unhappy and emotional: a novel by me&mdash; mothership (@court_morris_) March 28, 2017 46.https://twitter.com/sandyhonig/status/58051680417237401647.I’m hungry but too tired to eat I hate pants my back hurts go away but bring me chocolate I hate everyone please love me! –Me on my period&mdash; NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde) November 12, 2015 48.Period:🎶Guess who&#39;s back... Back again🎶Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?Period: I can come back in 9 months?Me: Keep fucking singing.&mdash; Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) December 5, 2015 49.a woman&#39;s period is like once a month her body accidentally hits caps lock on her emotions&mdash; Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 3, 2016 50.Me: I love babies so much, can&#39;t wait to have a mini me*period is late by 2 hours*me: pic.twitter.com/XrVs2kxsgR&mdash; caramel marijuana (@thenotoriouscma) March 23, 2017 51.https://twitter.com/Angneedshelp/status/26008670082551808152.Damn Eve for eating that apple man these period pains are so not on 😭😭🙄🙄😂😂😣😡 pic.twitter.com/m2yjPkQpLK&mdash; Nosi (@NosiphoL__) March 23, 2017  

Look, if you&#39;re &quot;feeling the flow&quot; at the moment, chances are you don&#39;t need someone reminding you how dreadful the next 2-7 days are going to be. But, if you&#39;re not, laugh it up now because these jokes aren&#39;t...