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<p>I&#39;m not a mom so I&#39;m not in any mom Facebook groups. But after reading one mom&#39;s hilarious takedown, I am thinking about getting knocked up just so I can participate in the madness.</p><h2>A mom who had had it *up to here* with Facebook groups for moms shared her thoughts in an explosive post on...Facebook, of course.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="516" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/moms1-A536oJ.jpg" width="828" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="439" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/moms2-6h6KKd.jpg" width="828" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="575" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/moms3-E0ZyFI.jpg" width="828" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>In the post, the mom calls these groups a &quot;train wreck&quot; and makes fun of the posts she frequently sees, such as moms asking if they can have sex shortly after giving birth.</h2><p>She writes:</p><blockquote> <p>Why OH WHY do I insist on staying in mo groups on Facebook?! It&#39;s like a train wreck that you can&#39;t quite look away from. &quot;Can i have sex 3 days after a baby&quot; NO, TIFFANI WITH AN &quot;I&quot;. You have a gaping wound in your uterus the size of a ding dang dinner plate and infection is not worth the 13 minutes of disappointment.</p> </blockquote><h2>She also mocks the moms for the spelling of their names, and calls them &quot;moronic&quot; for believing that they have &quot;wolverine-like healing abilities&quot; after giving birth:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;Well, I only waited a week because I stopped spotting.&quot; CONGRATULATINS, PUTRISHUH. But I assure you, you&#39;re not some superhuman with wolverine-like healing abilities and you just outed yourself as an actual moron.</p> </blockquote><h2>Finally, she makes fun of them for asking ignorant questions about how to feed and care for their babies and how to handle emergencies.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;Should I feed my 3 month-old marshmallow fluff?&quot;</p> <p>I&#39;m not even touching that one.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>&quot;My son burned his hand on my straightener that I left on while he was unsupervised because I was watching the new Selena Gomez music video. Does it look infected?&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>IT SURE DOES, AUBRYANNA. But hey, let&#39;s wait a week before going to a hospital just in case it turns necrotic... that will be even better in the description for the gofundme I&#39;m gonna see posted in this group for this very scenario.</p> </blockquote><h2>She went IN. And clearly her epic call-out touched a nerve, or thousands of nerves. A screenshot of the post was <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/ei5a7a/i_am_howling/" target="_blank">shared</a> on Reddit where other moms are &quot;howling&quot; at the accuracy.</h2><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ryvenkrennel/">ryvenkrennel</a> writes:</p><blockquote> <p>Tragically accurate.</p> </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mulchmuffin/">mulchmuffin</a> writes:</p><blockquote> <p>I like this &quot;insane&quot; person. Seems like she is some kind of mom punisher for ignorant moms. Unfortunately its not just her mom groups. Facebook is a cesspool of idiots. That&#39;s why I stick to the neckbeards on reddit.</p> </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Methebarbarian/">Methebarbarian</a> shares their own experience with these groups, writing:</p><blockquote> <p>Oh god so many injury/rash pictures. Also the ones where they warn against the irritation cause by x brand diaper followed by fighting about diaper brands cause no one seems to realize that each kid&rsquo;s skin is different. Then some arguing over sleep training.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/miniflasks/">miniflasks</a> also weighed in:</p><blockquote> <p>The highlight of my baby group was the mom who followed her crawling baby girl around with a mat because they only had hardwood and tile in their house. Was the mat for a logical reason like &ldquo;Will the baby get burns from crawling on the floor?&rdquo;</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Nope, she did not want her baby sitting on the floor because the floors were cold (we&rsquo;re Canadian and it&rsquo;s winter) and she said it would damage her daughter&rsquo;s uterus. The fuck.</p> </blockquote><p>And <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/maxmynameismax/">maxmynameismax</a> paid the mom who wrote the post this high compliment:</p><blockquote> <p>This is the most sane person I&rsquo;ve ever seen on Facebook</p> </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BullyBumble/">BullyBumble</a> jumped in to roast husbands:</p><blockquote> <p>13 min? Who is this marathon man?</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Moms, can you relate?</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Woman hilariously roasts Facebook groups for new moms.

I&#39;m not a mom so I&#39;m not in any mom Facebook groups. But after reading one mom&#39;s hilarious takedown, I am thinking about getting knocked up just so I can participate in the madness.A mom who had had it *up to here* with Facebook groups for moms shared her thoughts in an explosive post on...Facebook, of course.      In the post, the mom calls these groups a &quot;train wreck&quot; and makes fun of the posts she frequently sees, such as moms asking if they can have sex shortly after giving birth.She writes: Why OH WHY do I insist on staying in mo groups on Facebook?! It&#39;s like a train wreck that you can&#39;t quite look away from. &quot;Can i have sex 3 days after a baby&quot; NO, TIFFANI WITH AN &quot;I&quot;. You have a gaping wound in your uterus the size of a ding dang dinner plate and infection is not worth the 13 minutes of disappointment. She also mocks the moms for the spelling of their names, and calls them &quot;moronic&quot; for believing that they have &quot;wolverine-like healing abilities&quot; after giving birth: &quot;Well, I only waited a week because I stopped spotting.&quot; CONGRATULATINS, PUTRISHUH. But I assure you, you&#39;re not some superhuman with wolverine-like healing abilities and you just outed yourself as an actual moron. Finally, she makes fun of them for asking ignorant questions about how to feed and care for their babies and how to handle emergencies. &quot;Should I feed my 3 month-old marshmallow fluff?&quot; I&#39;m not even touching that one.  &quot;My son burned his hand on my straightener that I left on while he was unsupervised because I was watching the new Selena Gomez music video. Does it look infected?&quot;  IT SURE DOES, AUBRYANNA. But hey, let&#39;s wait a week before going to a hospital just in case it turns necrotic... that will be even better in the description for the gofundme I&#39;m gonna see posted in this group for this very scenario. She went IN. And clearly her epic call-out touched a nerve, or thousands of nerves. A screenshot of the post was shared on Reddit where other moms are &quot;howling&quot; at the accuracy.ryvenkrennel writes: Tragically accurate. mulchmuffin writes: I like this &quot;insane&quot; person. Seems like she is some kind of mom punisher for ignorant moms. Unfortunately its not just her mom groups. Facebook is a cesspool of idiots. That&#39;s why I stick to the neckbeards on reddit. Methebarbarian shares their own experience with these groups, writing: Oh god so many injury/rash pictures. Also the ones where they warn against the irritation cause by x brand diaper followed by fighting about diaper brands cause no one seems to realize that each kid&rsquo;s skin is different. Then some arguing over sleep training. miniflasks also weighed in: The highlight of my baby group was the mom who followed her crawling baby girl around with a mat because they only had hardwood and tile in their house. Was the mat for a logical reason like &ldquo;Will the baby get burns from crawling on the floor?&rdquo;  Nope, she did not want her baby sitting on the floor because the floors were cold (we&rsquo;re Canadian and it&rsquo;s winter) and she said it would damage her daughter&rsquo;s uterus. The fuck. And maxmynameismax paid the mom who wrote the post this high compliment: This is the most sane person I&rsquo;ve ever seen on Facebook BullyBumble jumped in to roast husbands: 13 min? Who is this marathon man? Moms, can you relate?

I&#39;m not a mom so I&#39;m not in any mom Facebook groups. But after reading one mom&#39;s hilarious takedown, I am thinking about getting knocked up just so I can participate in the madness.  A mom who had had it *up to here* with...