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<p>I don&#39;t care if it makes me basic: <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/news/28-memes-for-anyone-whos-obsessed-with-fall-3742991/" target="_blank">I love fall</a>. As an autumn apologist, I welcome the cooling temperatures, ability to layer clothes, and pumpkin spice-flavored treats (my favorite? Muffins!). It precedes the most glutton-friendly holidays of Halloween and Thanksgiving, makes scarves especially fashionable, and relieves the summer heat. What&#39;s not to love? In celebration of fall&#39;s imminence, I&#39;ve rounded up some hilarious tweets best read while brainstorming Halloween costumes. Enjoy!</p><p>1.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The pet store had pumpkin spice bones. Good cuz previously my dog could not even.</p>&mdash; Mary (@AnniemuMary) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnniemuMary/status/911374373805854720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thankful it&#39;s almost fall so I can start getting my winter body ready.</p>&mdash; Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) <a href="https://twitter.com/ramblinma/status/762399831587364864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 7, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Well we&#39;ve officially entered into Fall. Or as my husband should start calling it: &quot;season of wife&#39;s decorative hand towels.&quot;</p>&mdash; Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) <a href="https://twitter.com/yenniwhite/status/780506517346852868?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 26, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die</p>&mdash; september22 (@hodgesboi15) <a href="https://twitter.com/hodgesboi15/status/388859485974171649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 12, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*crunches leaf*<br>*closes eyes, breathes in fall air*<br><br>(cam zooms in) *eyes snap open*<br><br>*whispers* my powers, they&#39;re growing stronger.</p>&mdash; brooke strozdas (@stroznuts) <a href="https://twitter.com/stroznuts/status/914495380657786880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">best seasons ranked:<br>12. you<br>11. cant<br>10. rank<br>9. them<br>8. because<br>7. everyone’s <br>6. entitled <br>5. to <br>4. their <br>3. own <br>2. opinion<br>1. it’s fall it’s always fall do not say summer or i will murder you</p>&mdash; kim (@KimmyMonte) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimmyMonte/status/1035709444871671808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">October mood: <a href="https://t.co/LClKAyuIx4">pic.twitter.com/LClKAyuIx4</a></p>&mdash; Fall 🍁 (@seasonaIvibes) <a href="https://twitter.com/seasonaIvibes/status/914631040643272704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You: ahh, September 2nd…Fall will be here before you know it<br><br>Me: *has already eaten 6 bags of candy corn*</p>&mdash; Ygrene (@Ygrene) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/1036401623726284801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">during any season other than fall: hey have a good weekend<br><br>during the fall: hey motherfucker have a bountiful harvest</p>&mdash; Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) <a href="https://twitter.com/bobvulfov/status/913949262446292994?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 30, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I feel like &quot;Autumn&quot; is just Fall&#39;s stripper stage name</p>&mdash; Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) <a href="https://twitter.com/RandiLawson/status/779112688991424512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 23, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">if you say &quot;pumpkin spice latte&quot; in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear &amp; tell you all her favorite things about fall.</p>&mdash; elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/374997509305036800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 3, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Carved my number into some pumpkins at Trader Joe&#39;s and now we wait for the gentlemen callers...</p>&mdash; the exorcism of jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) <a href="https://twitter.com/jackiecarbajal/status/647485304249577473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 25, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It&#39;s officially that &quot;wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon&quot; type of weather.</p>&mdash; Coach Ross (@coachross525) <a href="https://twitter.com/coachross525/status/905412862855827456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 6, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Californians be like: “I love fall” <a href="https://t.co/mlVRJikI9Q">pic.twitter.com/mlVRJikI9Q</a></p>&mdash; California Humor 📖 (@OWCalifornia) <a href="https://twitter.com/OWCalifornia/status/912510060600815621?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 26, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Happy first day of fall everybody! <a href="https://t.co/klBfLOQeeH">pic.twitter.com/klBfLOQeeH</a></p>&mdash; 🍂Pumpkin Spiced Bunny🍂 (@bunnycartoon) <a href="https://twitter.com/bunnycartoon/status/911236180938805248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">has this been done yet? 🎃 <a href="https://t.co/fmIDyWbEGC">pic.twitter.com/fmIDyWbEGC</a></p>&mdash; Kayla Yandoli (@kaylayandoli) <a href="https://twitter.com/kaylayandoli/status/900511799115644928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 24, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hocus Pocus, fall scented candles and chill.</p>&mdash; PrettyInPink (@kcatwalk1) <a href="https://twitter.com/kcatwalk1/status/901895419743043585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 27, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>18.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I love <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/autumn?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#autumn</a> 🍂🍂🍂 <a href="https://t.co/GoSKqJRDz3">pic.twitter.com/GoSKqJRDz3</a></p>&mdash; Kay (@MissKayMurphy) <a href="https://twitter.com/MissKayMurphy/status/771306444050214913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

18 tweets about fall for anyone who's ready for the cold.

Pamela Ross

I don&#39;t care if it makes me basic: I love fall. As an autumn apologist, I welcome the cooling temperatures, ability to layer clothes, and pumpkin spice-flavored treats (my favorite? Muffins!). It precedes the most glutton-friendly holidays of Halloween and Thanksgiving, makes scarves especially fashionable, and relieves the summer heat. What&#39;s not to love? In celebration of fall&#39;s imminence, I&#39;ve rounded up some hilarious tweets best read while brainstorming Halloween costumes. Enjoy!1.The pet store had pumpkin spice bones. Good cuz previously my dog could not even.&mdash; Mary (@AnniemuMary) September 22, 2017 2.Thankful it&#39;s almost fall so I can start getting my winter body ready.&mdash; Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) August 7, 2016 3.Well we&#39;ve officially entered into Fall. Or as my husband should start calling it: &quot;season of wife&#39;s decorative hand towels.&quot;&mdash; Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) September 26, 2016 4.If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die&mdash; september22 (@hodgesboi15) October 12, 2013 5.*crunches leaf**closes eyes, breathes in fall air*(cam zooms in) *eyes snap open**whispers* my powers, they&#39;re growing stronger.&mdash; brooke strozdas (@stroznuts) October 1, 2017 6.best seasons ranked:12. you11. cant10. rank9. them8. because7. everyone’s 6. entitled 5. to 4. their 3. own 2. opinion1. it’s fall it’s always fall do not say summer or i will murder you&mdash; kim (@KimmyMonte) September 1, 2018 7.October mood: pic.twitter.com/LClKAyuIx4&mdash; Fall 🍁 (@seasonaIvibes) October 1, 2017 8.You: ahh, September 2nd…Fall will be here before you know itMe: *has already eaten 6 bags of candy corn*&mdash; Ygrene (@Ygrene) September 2, 2018 9.during any season other than fall: hey have a good weekendduring the fall: hey motherfucker have a bountiful harvest&mdash; Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) September 30, 2017 10.I feel like &quot;Autumn&quot; is just Fall&#39;s stripper stage name&mdash; Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) September 23, 2016 11.if you say &quot;pumpkin spice latte&quot; in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear &amp; tell you all her favorite things about fall.&mdash; elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 3, 2013 12.Carved my number into some pumpkins at Trader Joe&#39;s and now we wait for the gentlemen callers...&mdash; the exorcism of jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) September 25, 2015 13.It&#39;s officially that &quot;wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon&quot; type of weather.&mdash; Coach Ross (@coachross525) September 6, 2017 14.Californians be like: “I love fall” pic.twitter.com/mlVRJikI9Q&mdash; California Humor 📖 (@OWCalifornia) September 26, 2017 15.Happy first day of fall everybody! pic.twitter.com/klBfLOQeeH&mdash; 🍂Pumpkin Spiced Bunny🍂 (@bunnycartoon) September 22, 2017 16.has this been done yet? 🎃 pic.twitter.com/fmIDyWbEGC&mdash; Kayla Yandoli (@kaylayandoli) August 24, 2017 17.Hocus Pocus, fall scented candles and chill.&mdash; PrettyInPink (@kcatwalk1) August 27, 2017 18.I love #autumn 🍂🍂🍂 pic.twitter.com/GoSKqJRDz3&mdash; Kay (@MissKayMurphy) September 1, 2016 

I don&#39;t care if it makes me basic: I love fall. As an autumn apologist, I welcome the cooling temperatures, ability to layer clothes, and pumpkin spice-flavored treats (my favorite? Muffins!). It precedes the most glutton-friendly...