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Ever walked in on or discovered something you weren&#39;t supposed to see? The experience can be exciting or funny, or it can leave indelible psychological and emotional scars, especially if it involves your parents&#39;, err, romantic lives [gag]. Someone recently asked Reddit: &quot;<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/bjf4mb/serious_what_was_something_you_saw_you_were/" target="_blank">What was something you saw you were definitely not supposed to see</a>?&quot; And lots of people are revealing the unforgettable, sometimes traumatizing, things they accidentally witnessed.Turns out, everyone&#39;s parents&#39; are pervs. And also, life is a house of horrors, so always knock twice, and loudly. 1.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BougieB_83/">BougieB_83</a>:<blockquote> My severance check. Apparently someone at the payroll company addressed it to me instead of HR. Opened it at my desk and laughed, packed up my shit and left. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>2.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/-NoFaithInFate-/">-NoFaithInFate-</a>:<blockquote> I found a letter between my parents back when my dad was in the army (10 years before I was born) when cleaning out the house. He was saying how they should get a divorce because it just wasn&#39;t seeming to work out. When I was 16 they did end up getting a divorce, I&#39;ve never talked to them about it. </blockquote>3.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TheGooOnTheFloor/">TheGooOnTheFloor</a>:<blockquote> Leaving work late one evening, I saw the HR director and CFO in a dark office shredding papers (no, that&#39;s not an euphemism). I didn&#39;t say anything but quietly walked on down the hall. Two weeks later we were raided by the SEC and several people were charged with cooking the books. </blockquote>4.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/matunascraft/">matunascraft</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Back in 1997, I started work at a new job and took over the office of a salesman who had recently been fired. I was in IT, using the same computer that had been setup for Sales. My first task was to install all the software I&#39;d need. The computer hard drive was almost full, so I poked around and found a TON of folders filled with porn. Went to my supervisor, and he said to delete it, warning me that the salesman had been fired for downloading porn. Over the next few weeks, I kept finding secret porn folders on the the company&#39;s network. Not only had he downloaded enough porn to max out his computer&#39;s HD, he had the network at about 90% capacity. When I was done deleting all the folders I could find, the server capacity was less than 50%. Dude was seriously addicted to porn. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>5.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/my-darling-nikki/">my-darling-nikki</a>:<blockquote> Just 2 days ago, at a community pool, a teenage couple who entered into the pool area went into the hot tub. Stood up to stretch my legs and looked over to, well, sex in the hot tub. It was mid day!! I cringed pretty hard... but I laughed even harder when the neighborhood cop showed up. </blockquote>6.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Joe1972/">Joe1972</a>:<blockquote> I once arrived early to pick up a girl for a first date. She was renting a small garden apartment behind a bigger house. It was just after dusk and I walked around the corner. The sliding door was standing open and she was inside walking around, brushing her hair, wearing only her underwear. She did not see me, so I just walked back around that corner and waited another 10 minutes. When I walked round again she had a dress on. I never told her. edit: Since a few asked. The date went well. I only got to see her underwear again several weeks later. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>7.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mbaarf/">mbaarf</a>:<blockquote> I was downloading a game on my uncle&#39;s computer. So i was looking for the files to complete the setup and i clicked on a file called games. Few videos popped up so the curious girl that i am i clicked on one and there was it, a Chinese girl literally f*cking her couch. That was my first porn experience, i was 7 and my sister was 5. And it doesn&#39;t stop there, we decided to show our mom, i&#39;ll never forget the trauma on her face. </blockquote>8.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/theunicornbort/">theunicornbort</a>:<blockquote> When I was about 16, I was snooping in my parent&#39;s wardrobe. Found a diary written by my mother when she was 14 (from the year 1970). Read some beautiful and brilliantly written entries about meeting and dating my dad (who was 16 at the time). Had to read a little between the lines in some slightly later entries as they were written with such flowery language. In one such entry, all of a sudden she discloses that she&#39;s had an abortion. Performed by my grandfather. An anesthesiologist. She never told anyone. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>9.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/iliketoeatfunyuns/">iliketoeatfunyuns</a>:<blockquote> I was in elementary school playing basketball, I shot the ball but it ended up going over the fence on the other side was someone&#39;s backyard. My teacher requested that after school I knock on the door of the house where the ball had landed to get it back and so I did. I did not expect a woman wrapped in a towel with one of her nipples revealed to answer the door. I was shocked but carried on with my mission. For those wondering, she stated she did not have the ball. </blockquote>10.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/hp5log/">hp5log</a>:<blockquote> My FIL sent a dick pick to my wife on accident...yes his own daughter....luckily, I picked up her phone first and saw it. I was so confused at first and then realized what happened and started dying laughing! It was his shaft and there was an old spice deoderant stick hiding the head of his penis and the caption read, &quot;Is this what you want?&quot; As soon as i laughed, she came over and the phone rang, it was her dad calling. I threw it at her because there was no way in hell i could answer it and not be cackling. Poor guy was crying and apologizing and she said she had no idea what was going on but would delete the picture before even looking at it. She got off the phone, deleted the pic and then was mortified when i told her. It&#39;s my favorite family story....she wouldn&#39;t let me get him an old spice deoderant stick for Christmas :( </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>11.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/CYAAfghanistan/">CYAAfghanistan</a>:<blockquote> David Copperfield show: I was at an angle that allowed me to see the volunteers running out from the stage during a disappearing act. </blockquote>12.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ctd994/">ctd994</a>:<blockquote> I found a suitcase full of dildos under my moms bed when I was 8. </blockquote>13.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/fap_nap_fap/">fap_nap_fap</a>:<blockquote> Back when I was a teenager, we hosted a New Zealander at our house for a couple weeks. Guy gets to our place after the flight, and about 10 minutes later I&rsquo;m walking around my house to see where he&rsquo;s at. The door to his room is partially open, and the dude is laying face down on the bed and HUMPING THE EVERLOVING F*CK out of a pillow. I backed away slowly like Homer when he saw Apu cheating on his wife. I felt bad for the pillow. Edit: for all of you asking - no, it was not a wool pillow and it didn&#39;t resemble a sheep </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>14.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ClutchKickAutos55/">ClutchKickAutos55</a>:<blockquote> My mom gave me an old laptop of hers when I was about 13 and I was scrolling through random pics she had left on it of my little brothers football games and then boom, nudes of my mother. </blockquote>15.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/higgs8/">higgs8</a>:<blockquote> Years ago a colleague had an old smartphone that he brought in to give to another coworker as theirs broke. The phone was sitting on the new owners desk but she hadn&#39;t yet tried it out, as it was still charging after months of not being used. We were talking about how cool it was with the coworker (smartphones were not widespread yet), and I picked it up to see how it felt in my hand. I pressed a button and the first thing that I saw was a Google search for &quot;lump on anus&quot;. I quickly put the phone back down. This must have been the last thing he searched for when he last used it a long time ago, and forgot about it... </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>16.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TheLaudMoac/">TheLaudMoac</a>:<blockquote> Borrowed my Dad&#39;s camera, found out he was gay. </blockquote>17.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/alyx1258/">alyx1258</a>:<blockquote> When I was 11 i walked into my mum&#39;s bedroom and saw my mum and her husband doing a 69. We never spoke about it. Years later when I was 24 she walked into my bedroom and saw my bf naked with a boner. We never spoke about that either. </blockquote>18.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/heuristichuman/">heuristichuman</a>:<blockquote> My dad&rsquo;s AA chips. Learned it&rsquo;s why my parents got divorced. Proud of him for being in recovery though. </blockquote>19.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/idiedforwutnow/">idiedforwutnow</a>:<blockquote> Me and a friend snuck away from a house party at 2am once, we wanted to go to this local abbey. We were exploring the grounds and generally having a nice time when we see two cars stop nearby. Instinctively we hid in some bushes and witnessed what was clearly a large drug trade. We definitely were not supposed to see that. We waited for them to finish their business and then we headed back to the party. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>20.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/__Z__/">__Z__</a>:<blockquote> my camp counselor&rsquo;s penis lock the bathroom door buddy </blockquote>21.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/untg/">untg</a>:<blockquote> I found invitations to my big surprise 18th birthday just lying on the floor a few weeks before the event, I had to act surprised when the time came to walk through the door to the party, which I did. The only thing is, my twin brother also knew (which I didn&rsquo;t know at the time) and lets just say his acting skills are really bad... So we both found out in different ways about the surprise party but neither of us knew that we found out about it. So when I walked through the door for the &lsquo;surprise&rsquo;, I could tell from his reaction that he knew... </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>22.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/RumpleJump/">RumpleJump</a>:<blockquote> Happened to a friend of mine. She was dating this dude forever, they broke up and he moved out, she was devastated. About a month later she was cleaning out old stuff and found a receipt for a ring that he had bought for her and never given her. That&#39;s how she found out that he had once intended to propose, before he fell out of love with her. She was hurt pretty bad about that. </blockquote>23.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PlasticEnthusiasm/">PlasticEnthusiasm</a>:<blockquote> Happened when I was 7. I found the Tom and Jerry DVD I had lost, in the back of a drawer. In celebration, I decided to watch it again. By the time my mother walked into the living room and saw me watching a threesome, I was already scarred for life. She took away the entire DVD collection. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>24.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/JonSOsugoi/">JonSOsugoi</a>:<blockquote> One time when I was around 9 years old, I woke up to take a leak in the middle of the night. I saw that the TV was still on in my parents room through the tiny opening in their bedroom door (my bathrooms near my parent&#39;s room). I went to check up on them, and when I opened the door... My God I can never erase what I saw. I saw my mom on the edge of the bed and my dad eating her out with all his might. I literally said, &quot;Mama?&quot; and they didn&#39;t even hear me because they were so into it, so I just ran quickly back to my room. I remember the next morning, during breakfast, I asked my mom if there&#39;s anymore juice left and she said, &quot;There&#39;s no more. Your dad has the last cup of juice.&quot; And then my dad said, &quot;You can drink the rest of it if you want.&quot; He offered his cup of juice to me and I looked at the rim of the cup and already felt sick to my stomach. I&#39;m 20 now and I still can&#39;t believe I remember seeing that. TLDR; saw my dad going to town on my mom in the middle of the night. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div> 25.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HeavyMetalHeartbreak/">HeavyMetalHeartbreak</a>:<blockquote> My supervisor plowing an operator in the ass in the work showers. He just looked at me, then looked back at dude&#39;s head and started going for broke. I left. None of us ever acted like it happened. </blockquote>26.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sugaryheaven/">sugaryheaven</a>:<blockquote> A woman using a sink as a bidet. </blockquote>Keeping everyone on this list in my thoughts and prayers.<div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 people share stories of seeing something they weren't supposed to see.

Ever walked in on or discovered something you weren&#39;t supposed to see? The experience can be exciting or funny, or it can leave indelible psychological and emotional scars, especially if it involves your parents&#39;, err, romantic lives [gag]. Someone recently asked Reddit: &quot;What was something you saw you were definitely not supposed to see?&quot; And lots of people are revealing the unforgettable, sometimes traumatizing, things they accidentally witnessed.Turns out, everyone&#39;s parents&#39; are pervs. And also, life is a house of horrors, so always knock twice, and loudly. 1.) From BougieB_83: My severance check. Apparently someone at the payroll company addressed it to me instead of HR. Opened it at my desk and laughed, packed up my shit and left. 2.) From -NoFaithInFate-: I found a letter between my parents back when my dad was in the army (10 years before I was born) when cleaning out the house. He was saying how they should get a divorce because it just wasn&#39;t seeming to work out. When I was 16 they did end up getting a divorce, I&#39;ve never talked to them about it. 3.) From TheGooOnTheFloor: Leaving work late one evening, I saw the HR director and CFO in a dark office shredding papers (no, that&#39;s not an euphemism). I didn&#39;t say anything but quietly walked on down the hall. Two weeks later we were raided by the SEC and several people were charged with cooking the books. 4.) From matunascraft: Back in 1997, I started work at a new job and took over the office of a salesman who had recently been fired. I was in IT, using the same computer that had been setup for Sales. My first task was to install all the software I&#39;d need. The computer hard drive was almost full, so I poked around and found a TON of folders filled with porn. Went to my supervisor, and he said to delete it, warning me that the salesman had been fired for downloading porn. Over the next few weeks, I kept finding secret porn folders on the the company&#39;s network. Not only had he downloaded enough porn to max out his computer&#39;s HD, he had the network at about 90% capacity. When I was done deleting all the folders I could find, the server capacity was less than 50%. Dude was seriously addicted to porn. 5.) From my-darling-nikki: Just 2 days ago, at a community pool, a teenage couple who entered into the pool area went into the hot tub. Stood up to stretch my legs and looked over to, well, sex in the hot tub. It was mid day!! I cringed pretty hard... but I laughed even harder when the neighborhood cop showed up. 6.) From Joe1972: I once arrived early to pick up a girl for a first date. She was renting a small garden apartment behind a bigger house. It was just after dusk and I walked around the corner. The sliding door was standing open and she was inside walking around, brushing her hair, wearing only her underwear. She did not see me, so I just walked back around that corner and waited another 10 minutes. When I walked round again she had a dress on. I never told her. edit: Since a few asked. The date went well. I only got to see her underwear again several weeks later. 7.) From mbaarf: I was downloading a game on my uncle&#39;s computer. So i was looking for the files to complete the setup and i clicked on a file called games. Few videos popped up so the curious girl that i am i clicked on one and there was it, a Chinese girl literally f*cking her couch. That was my first porn experience, i was 7 and my sister was 5. And it doesn&#39;t stop there, we decided to show our mom, i&#39;ll never forget the trauma on her face. 8.) From theunicornbort: When I was about 16, I was snooping in my parent&#39;s wardrobe. Found a diary written by my mother when she was 14 (from the year 1970). Read some beautiful and brilliantly written entries about meeting and dating my dad (who was 16 at the time). Had to read a little between the lines in some slightly later entries as they were written with such flowery language. In one such entry, all of a sudden she discloses that she&#39;s had an abortion. Performed by my grandfather. An anesthesiologist. She never told anyone. 9.) From iliketoeatfunyuns: I was in elementary school playing basketball, I shot the ball but it ended up going over the fence on the other side was someone&#39;s backyard. My teacher requested that after school I knock on the door of the house where the ball had landed to get it back and so I did. I did not expect a woman wrapped in a towel with one of her nipples revealed to answer the door. I was shocked but carried on with my mission. For those wondering, she stated she did not have the ball. 10.) From hp5log: My FIL sent a dick pick to my wife on accident...yes his own daughter....luckily, I picked up her phone first and saw it. I was so confused at first and then realized what happened and started dying laughing! It was his shaft and there was an old spice deoderant stick hiding the head of his penis and the caption read, &quot;Is this what you want?&quot; As soon as i laughed, she came over and the phone rang, it was her dad calling. I threw it at her because there was no way in hell i could answer it and not be cackling. Poor guy was crying and apologizing and she said she had no idea what was going on but would delete the picture before even looking at it. She got off the phone, deleted the pic and then was mortified when i told her. It&#39;s my favorite family story....she wouldn&#39;t let me get him an old spice deoderant stick for Christmas :( 11.) From CYAAfghanistan: David Copperfield show: I was at an angle that allowed me to see the volunteers running out from the stage during a disappearing act. 12.) From ctd994: I found a suitcase full of dildos under my moms bed when I was 8. 13.) From fap_nap_fap: Back when I was a teenager, we hosted a New Zealander at our house for a couple weeks. Guy gets to our place after the flight, and about 10 minutes later I&rsquo;m walking around my house to see where he&rsquo;s at. The door to his room is partially open, and the dude is laying face down on the bed and HUMPING THE EVERLOVING F*CK out of a pillow. I backed away slowly like Homer when he saw Apu cheating on his wife. I felt bad for the pillow. Edit: for all of you asking - no, it was not a wool pillow and it didn&#39;t resemble a sheep 14.) From ClutchKickAutos55: My mom gave me an old laptop of hers when I was about 13 and I was scrolling through random pics she had left on it of my little brothers football games and then boom, nudes of my mother. 15.) From higgs8: Years ago a colleague had an old smartphone that he brought in to give to another coworker as theirs broke. The phone was sitting on the new owners desk but she hadn&#39;t yet tried it out, as it was still charging after months of not being used. We were talking about how cool it was with the coworker (smartphones were not widespread yet), and I picked it up to see how it felt in my hand. I pressed a button and the first thing that I saw was a Google search for &quot;lump on anus&quot;. I quickly put the phone back down. This must have been the last thing he searched for when he last used it a long time ago, and forgot about it... 16.) From TheLaudMoac: Borrowed my Dad&#39;s camera, found out he was gay. 17.) From alyx1258: When I was 11 i walked into my mum&#39;s bedroom and saw my mum and her husband doing a 69. We never spoke about it. Years later when I was 24 she walked into my bedroom and saw my bf naked with a boner. We never spoke about that either. 18.) From heuristichuman: My dad&rsquo;s AA chips. Learned it&rsquo;s why my parents got divorced. Proud of him for being in recovery though. 19.) From idiedforwutnow: Me and a friend snuck away from a house party at 2am once, we wanted to go to this local abbey. We were exploring the grounds and generally having a nice time when we see two cars stop nearby. Instinctively we hid in some bushes and witnessed what was clearly a large drug trade. We definitely were not supposed to see that. We waited for them to finish their business and then we headed back to the party. 20.) From __Z__: my camp counselor&rsquo;s penis lock the bathroom door buddy 21.) From untg: I found invitations to my big surprise 18th birthday just lying on the floor a few weeks before the event, I had to act surprised when the time came to walk through the door to the party, which I did. The only thing is, my twin brother also knew (which I didn&rsquo;t know at the time) and lets just say his acting skills are really bad... So we both found out in different ways about the surprise party but neither of us knew that we found out about it. So when I walked through the door for the &lsquo;surprise&rsquo;, I could tell from his reaction that he knew... 22.) From RumpleJump: Happened to a friend of mine. She was dating this dude forever, they broke up and he moved out, she was devastated. About a month later she was cleaning out old stuff and found a receipt for a ring that he had bought for her and never given her. That&#39;s how she found out that he had once intended to propose, before he fell out of love with her. She was hurt pretty bad about that. 23.) From PlasticEnthusiasm: Happened when I was 7. I found the Tom and Jerry DVD I had lost, in the back of a drawer. In celebration, I decided to watch it again. By the time my mother walked into the living room and saw me watching a threesome, I was already scarred for life. She took away the entire DVD collection. 24.) From JonSOsugoi: One time when I was around 9 years old, I woke up to take a leak in the middle of the night. I saw that the TV was still on in my parents room through the tiny opening in their bedroom door (my bathrooms near my parent&#39;s room). I went to check up on them, and when I opened the door... My God I can never erase what I saw. I saw my mom on the edge of the bed and my dad eating her out with all his might. I literally said, &quot;Mama?&quot; and they didn&#39;t even hear me because they were so into it, so I just ran quickly back to my room. I remember the next morning, during breakfast, I asked my mom if there&#39;s anymore juice left and she said, &quot;There&#39;s no more. Your dad has the last cup of juice.&quot; And then my dad said, &quot;You can drink the rest of it if you want.&quot; He offered his cup of juice to me and I looked at the rim of the cup and already felt sick to my stomach. I&#39;m 20 now and I still can&#39;t believe I remember seeing that. TLDR; saw my dad going to town on my mom in the middle of the night.  25.) From HeavyMetalHeartbreak: My supervisor plowing an operator in the ass in the work showers. He just looked at me, then looked back at dude&#39;s head and started going for broke. I left. None of us ever acted like it happened. 26.) From sugaryheaven: A woman using a sink as a bidet. Keeping everyone on this list in my thoughts and prayers.

Ever walked in on or discovered something you weren&#39;t supposed to see? The experience can be exciting or funny, or it can leave indelible psychological and emotional scars, especially if it involves your parents&#39;, err, romantic...