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<p>Kids are basically tiny little felons-in-training who love to hide and sneak around in an attempt to bypass their parents&#39; rules. But what they may not realize is that, as sneaky as they think they are, it&#39;s usually pretty difficult to get anything past the keen, watchful eyes of a parent. Someone recently asked parents of Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cm7dp1/parents_of_reddit_what_are_your_kids_currently/" target="_blank">&quot;what are your kids currently attempting to hide from you?&quot;</a></p><p>Here are some of the best responses about kids who think they&#39;re getting away with something. They don&#39;t realize Big Mother (or Father) is watching.</p><h2>1.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/most_painful_truth/">most_painful_truth</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>My 22-year-old son starts work at 6:00 a.m. He left the house at 6:30 and came back thirty minutes later. I think he got fired.</p> </blockquote><h2>2.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/everybodypays/">everybodypays</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>Got a 12 year old and I definitely know his Reddit account cause the little turd used my email to sign up. Must not have thought that one through. I&rsquo;m too scared to look at it though.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/IrksomePigeon/">IrksomePigeon</a> shares:</h2><blockquote> <p>My daughter throws her lettuce under the table for the dog to eat. The dog doesn&rsquo;t like lettuce.</p> </blockquote><h2>4.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/chisleu/">chisleu</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>My kid would get up in the middle of the night and want a snack. He would sneak into the kitchen and eat a whole tomato except the little circle where it connected to the stem.</p> <p>He hid the little stem circles under whatever was on top of the trash and would go to sleep.</p> <p>We always made sure there were tomatoes for him.</p> </blockquote><h2>5.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Enigpragmatic/">Enigpragmatic</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Fortunately my teenager (16, going on 17) doesn&#39;t try to hide much from me. She&#39;s a terrible liar and gets busted right away every time, so she just casually admits stuff these days. It&#39;s pretty great.</p> <p>However, she&#39;s been sneaking her boyfriend over to the house during the day while I&#39;m at work and thinks I&#39;m clueless. Girl, I know you eat a lot, but there&#39;s no way you&#39;re going through half a loaf of bread <em>by yourself</em> in one day. You also left his glass of water on the coffee table...</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Timmy_94/">Timmy_94</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>Our son (9) is taking his marbles to school and screwing other kids out of their marbles. He&#39;s got a real hustle going on there. He&#39;s not allowed to take any toys to school, hence why he&#39;s hiding it. I checked his school backpack and found probably a kilogram worth of marbles in there. We are having a talk this afternoon.</p> </blockquote><h2>7.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/wheresjizzmo/">wheresjizzmo</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Girlfriends kids (20 and 17) like to go work on the car together in the detached garage. Late at night. Yeah, pretty sure they&#39;re smoking weed. She likes to make them awkward by asking what they&#39;re up to. We see the 3ft bong you guys...</p> </blockquote><h2>8.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/killerturtlex/">killerturtlex</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>My 6 year old is gobsmacked that I know about the rolling around on the floor instead of schoolwork. No idea the teacher can reach me anytime..</p> </blockquote><h2>9.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/cherrytwothousand/">cherrytwothousand</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Everybody&rsquo;s kids here are hiding books to read secretly. Mine&rsquo;s hiding in his bedroom trying to use a glue stick like lip balm</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.) Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ASOIAFGymCoach73/">ASOIAFGymCoach73</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>My almost 2yo has started telling me crazy stories as if they are real. He recently told me that our dog rides a motorcycle to go play with her friends.</p> </blockquote><h2>11.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/phormix/">phormix</a> shares:</h2><blockquote> <p>Conversation with daughter:</p> <p>&quot;Ok, so while I was changing your sister did you finish dinner&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Yes daddy&quot;</p> <p>&quot;ALL of it?&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Yes&quot;</p> <p>&quot;So if I look in the garbage can I&#39;m not going to find any of your dinner in there?&quot;</p> <p>[Silence]</p> <p>*Edit1: Gonna update this so ya&#39;ll stop calling me a prick. I am not force overfeeding my kid. I <em>AM</em> making sure she actually gets some nutritious food in reasonable portions. When said child is asking for snacks (read: sugary shit) right after not eating a meal, that means she&#39;s not full. When she&#39;s not eating a meal simply because it has a color she doesn&#39;t like or something she <em>HAS</em> liked before but presented slightly differently, yeah sorry but she&#39;s gonna have to eat that. And no, I didn&#39;t steal this from a fucking youtube video, do you think that there&#39;s only one parent that has had kids try to pull a fast one with dinner?</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LucretiusCarus/">LucretiusCarus</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>He has a crush on the babysitter and tries to draw hearts to give to her. He also proposed.</p> <p>He is 6</p> </blockquote><h2>13.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Sockbum/">Sockbum</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>The pez dispensers in his night stand. He eats them in secret pretty sparingly so I let it go.</p> <p>He&#39;s 6.</p> <p>Edit: He never eats them at bed time and has a pretty strict teeth brushing schedule so I&#39;m not overly concerned about cavities.</p> </blockquote><h2>14.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/crosex/">crosex</a> reveals:</h2><blockquote> <p>My 4 YO son is currently trying to hide that he pees his bed. His dad questioned him the other morning asking if he did and he said no... Even though we were holding his wet pants. When we asked whos pants they were he said &quot;mommys.&quot; We asked again if he peed his bed and he said &quot; no mommy did it&quot;. Little bastard</p> </blockquote><h2>15.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Troll-I-Am-Not/">Troll-I-Am-Not</a> shares:</h2><blockquote> <p>Our son(3) thinks he&rsquo;s hiding his body when we play hide and seek. Really he just makes eye contact with us till he goes into his spot... softly counting &ldquo;1...2....3&rdquo; until 10. He proceeds to cover his eyes and says &ldquo;try to find me mommy/daddy&rdquo; and it&rsquo;s the cutest and funniest thing to us.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PimpOnTheBarbie/">PimpOnTheBarbie</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>My kid is 5. She sneaks food under her blanket (wrapped snacks) for later and is always amazed when I find them.</p> <p>Edit: Thanks for the concern guys, but as it&#39;s happened 3 times in a 12month span I&#39;m certain that she does not have an eating disorder. She is also not overweight.</p> <p>Kids will be kids. 🤷&zwj;♀️</p> </blockquote><h2>17.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MamaLiq/">MamaLiq</a> shares:</h2><blockquote> <p>My effing dishes/plates. They sneak food up to their rooms so they can game &amp; digest at the same time but forget to bring the dishes downstairs. When I get in a hissyfit because I have to make my sandwich on a Tupperware-lid, they swear they have NOT used any plate but when I enter my kitchen later, a wonky tower of china looms in my sink for me to jenga-wash.Arg!</p> </blockquote><h2>18.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sharpie_mark/">sharpie_mark</a> shares:</h2><blockquote> <p>My 12(m) son went on a double &quot;date&quot;. My husband happened to be driving through town and saw the 4 of them together. I asked him and he said they &quot;happened to be going to the same place&quot;. The mother of the other boy had the scoop and filled me in. I let my son know that he shouldn&#39;t lie to me and it is perfectly fine for him to be going on a double date - he apparently paid for the fries. I offered to drive him and the others somewhere if they wanted to go again.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BlondeSummers/">BlondeSummers</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Where her dad&rsquo;s watch is. I know where she hides it. And I&rsquo;ve seen her wear it pretending to be him. It&rsquo;s so cute. I won&rsquo;t tell my husband though.</p> </blockquote><h2>20.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/CorridorCrocodile/">CorridorCrocodile</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>My kid Noah (15) is trying to hide the fact that he&#39;s found a girlfriend, he thinks he&#39;s really smart by just saying he&#39;s going out to get food every now and then, but it&#39;s so easy to tell that he&#39;s going to see someone. Also his girlfriend snitched on him, she told us that she liked him...</p> </blockquote><h2>21.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/amsplur/">amsplur</a> says:</h2><blockquote> <p>My 2.5 year old daughter hides every time she poops.</p> <p>She starts by asking &ldquo;am I wearing a diaper?&rdquo; Then she loudly announces that she&rsquo;s &ldquo;going to hide over there.&rdquo; If I ask her if she&rsquo;s pooping, she screams at me &ldquo;don&rsquo;t say those words! I&rsquo;m just hiding!!!&rdquo;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>22.) <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/melanieavellano/">melanieavellano</a> shares:</h2><blockquote> <p>My three year old thinks I don&#39;t know that she raids the snack cupboard when I&#39;m out of the room (her face is usually full of chocolate after). She also thinks I can&#39;t see her when she covers her eyes, so sneaks around me thinking she&#39;s in stealth mode to get to something she shouldn&#39;t.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

22 parents share the things their kids are currently attempting to hide from them.

Kids are basically tiny little felons-in-training who love to hide and sneak around in an attempt to bypass their parents&#39; rules. But what they may not realize is that, as sneaky as they think they are, it&#39;s usually pretty difficult to get anything past the keen, watchful eyes of a parent. Someone recently asked parents of Reddit: &quot;what are your kids currently attempting to hide from you?&quot;Here are some of the best responses about kids who think they&#39;re getting away with something. They don&#39;t realize Big Mother (or Father) is watching.1.) most_painful_truth says: My 22-year-old son starts work at 6:00 a.m. He left the house at 6:30 and came back thirty minutes later. I think he got fired. 2.) everybodypays says: Got a 12 year old and I definitely know his Reddit account cause the little turd used my email to sign up. Must not have thought that one through. I&rsquo;m too scared to look at it though. 3.) IrksomePigeon shares: My daughter throws her lettuce under the table for the dog to eat. The dog doesn&rsquo;t like lettuce. 4.) chisleu says: My kid would get up in the middle of the night and want a snack. He would sneak into the kitchen and eat a whole tomato except the little circle where it connected to the stem. He hid the little stem circles under whatever was on top of the trash and would go to sleep. We always made sure there were tomatoes for him. 5.) From Enigpragmatic: Fortunately my teenager (16, going on 17) doesn&#39;t try to hide much from me. She&#39;s a terrible liar and gets busted right away every time, so she just casually admits stuff these days. It&#39;s pretty great. However, she&#39;s been sneaking her boyfriend over to the house during the day while I&#39;m at work and thinks I&#39;m clueless. Girl, I know you eat a lot, but there&#39;s no way you&#39;re going through half a loaf of bread by yourself in one day. You also left his glass of water on the coffee table... 6.) Timmy_94 says: Our son (9) is taking his marbles to school and screwing other kids out of their marbles. He&#39;s got a real hustle going on there. He&#39;s not allowed to take any toys to school, hence why he&#39;s hiding it. I checked his school backpack and found probably a kilogram worth of marbles in there. We are having a talk this afternoon. 7.) From wheresjizzmo: Girlfriends kids (20 and 17) like to go work on the car together in the detached garage. Late at night. Yeah, pretty sure they&#39;re smoking weed. She likes to make them awkward by asking what they&#39;re up to. We see the 3ft bong you guys... 8.) killerturtlex says: My 6 year old is gobsmacked that I know about the rolling around on the floor instead of schoolwork. No idea the teacher can reach me anytime.. 9.) From cherrytwothousand: Everybody&rsquo;s kids here are hiding books to read secretly. Mine&rsquo;s hiding in his bedroom trying to use a glue stick like lip balm 10.) Via ASOIAFGymCoach73: My almost 2yo has started telling me crazy stories as if they are real. He recently told me that our dog rides a motorcycle to go play with her friends. 11.) phormix shares: Conversation with daughter: &quot;Ok, so while I was changing your sister did you finish dinner&quot; &quot;Yes daddy&quot; &quot;ALL of it?&quot; &quot;Yes&quot; &quot;So if I look in the garbage can I&#39;m not going to find any of your dinner in there?&quot; [Silence] *Edit1: Gonna update this so ya&#39;ll stop calling me a prick. I am not force overfeeding my kid. I AM making sure she actually gets some nutritious food in reasonable portions. When said child is asking for snacks (read: sugary shit) right after not eating a meal, that means she&#39;s not full. When she&#39;s not eating a meal simply because it has a color she doesn&#39;t like or something she HAS liked before but presented slightly differently, yeah sorry but she&#39;s gonna have to eat that. And no, I didn&#39;t steal this from a fucking youtube video, do you think that there&#39;s only one parent that has had kids try to pull a fast one with dinner? 12.) From LucretiusCarus: He has a crush on the babysitter and tries to draw hearts to give to her. He also proposed. He is 6 13.) Sockbum says: The pez dispensers in his night stand. He eats them in secret pretty sparingly so I let it go. He&#39;s 6. Edit: He never eats them at bed time and has a pretty strict teeth brushing schedule so I&#39;m not overly concerned about cavities. 14.) crosex reveals: My 4 YO son is currently trying to hide that he pees his bed. His dad questioned him the other morning asking if he did and he said no... Even though we were holding his wet pants. When we asked whos pants they were he said &quot;mommys.&quot; We asked again if he peed his bed and he said &quot; no mommy did it&quot;. Little bastard 15.) Troll-I-Am-Not shares: Our son(3) thinks he&rsquo;s hiding his body when we play hide and seek. Really he just makes eye contact with us till he goes into his spot... softly counting &ldquo;1...2....3&rdquo; until 10. He proceeds to cover his eyes and says &ldquo;try to find me mommy/daddy&rdquo; and it&rsquo;s the cutest and funniest thing to us. 16.) From PimpOnTheBarbie: My kid is 5. She sneaks food under her blanket (wrapped snacks) for later and is always amazed when I find them. Edit: Thanks for the concern guys, but as it&#39;s happened 3 times in a 12month span I&#39;m certain that she does not have an eating disorder. She is also not overweight. Kids will be kids. 🤷&zwj;♀️ 17.) MamaLiq shares: My effing dishes/plates. They sneak food up to their rooms so they can game &amp; digest at the same time but forget to bring the dishes downstairs. When I get in a hissyfit because I have to make my sandwich on a Tupperware-lid, they swear they have NOT used any plate but when I enter my kitchen later, a wonky tower of china looms in my sink for me to jenga-wash.Arg! 18.) sharpie_mark shares: My 12(m) son went on a double &quot;date&quot;. My husband happened to be driving through town and saw the 4 of them together. I asked him and he said they &quot;happened to be going to the same place&quot;. The mother of the other boy had the scoop and filled me in. I let my son know that he shouldn&#39;t lie to me and it is perfectly fine for him to be going on a double date - he apparently paid for the fries. I offered to drive him and the others somewhere if they wanted to go again. 19.) From BlondeSummers: Where her dad&rsquo;s watch is. I know where she hides it. And I&rsquo;ve seen her wear it pretending to be him. It&rsquo;s so cute. I won&rsquo;t tell my husband though. 20.) CorridorCrocodile says: My kid Noah (15) is trying to hide the fact that he&#39;s found a girlfriend, he thinks he&#39;s really smart by just saying he&#39;s going out to get food every now and then, but it&#39;s so easy to tell that he&#39;s going to see someone. Also his girlfriend snitched on him, she told us that she liked him... 21.) amsplur says: My 2.5 year old daughter hides every time she poops. She starts by asking &ldquo;am I wearing a diaper?&rdquo; Then she loudly announces that she&rsquo;s &ldquo;going to hide over there.&rdquo; If I ask her if she&rsquo;s pooping, she screams at me &ldquo;don&rsquo;t say those words! I&rsquo;m just hiding!!!&rdquo;  22.) melanieavellano shares: My three year old thinks I don&#39;t know that she raids the snack cupboard when I&#39;m out of the room (her face is usually full of chocolate after). She also thinks I can&#39;t see her when she covers her eyes, so sneaks around me thinking she&#39;s in stealth mode to get to something she shouldn&#39;t. 

Kids are basically tiny little felons-in-training who love to hide and sneak around in an attempt to bypass their parents&#39; rules. But what they may not realize is that, as sneaky as they think they are, it&#39;s usually pretty...