Parents

Kids brag about the darndest things. Someone recently <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/coai4l/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_best_weird_flex_but/" target="_blank">asked parents of Reddit</a>, &quot;what is the best &#39;weird flex but ok&#39; moment you&#39;ve seen from your child?&quot; Turns out, little kids are the masters and pioneers of the &quot;weird flex but ok&quot; movement. Here are some hilarious, epic highlights from parents sharing the wildest things their kids ever thought were brag-worthy:1) Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Action1988/">Action1988</a>:<blockquote> When my sister was younger she told her teacher that my dad was a clown. He actually owns an autobody shop but I guess she thought he was pretty funny. Apparently the parent / teacher conference was hilarious. &quot;Your daughter tells us you&#39;re a clown? What an...interesting career.&quot; </blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><blockquote> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>2) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sweetxexile/">sweetxexile</a>:<blockquote> Had an Amber Alert hit my phone one night while my then 6yo was playing a game on it. She asks what that was and I explained it&rsquo;s a message that gets sent out of a kid gets kidnapped. She looks at it again and sees it&rsquo;s for a town over two hours from where we live. She then asks me why they sent to if it&rsquo;s so far away. I said because they want everyone to look and find the kid, wouldn&rsquo;t you want everyone to look if you got kidnapped? They want to find the kid so they don&rsquo;t get killed. She leans over close to my ear and whispers &ldquo;I&rsquo;m very difficult to kill&rdquo; </blockquote>3) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Gatorphan/">Gatorphan</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div> <blockquote> My 7 y/o daughter didn&rsquo;t want our houseguests to go in her room because that might see her awards (good grades, tae kwon doe belts). She worried they would think she was famous. </blockquote>4) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PrincessOtterpop/">PrincessOtterpop</a>:<blockquote> When my brother was two or three he rolled down the car window to get the attention of the gas station attendant and shouted &ldquo;hey mister, I got a penis!&rdquo; He had a mullet, if that helps paint a better picture. </blockquote>5) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LilJimboR/">LilJimboR</a>:<blockquote> He told me I dont need history classes because I know that hitler got shot in the balls </blockquote>6) Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sparksparksparkle/">sparksparksparkle</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> My 5 year-old son woke up with his voice hoarse from a cold. Me: oh, you&rsquo;ve got a cold. Him, solemnly: no, I think i&rsquo;m a man now. </blockquote>7) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Jrfemfin/">Jrfemfin</a>:<blockquote> When my son was potty training, I started letting him do the clean-up, then I&#39;d have to finish. After a bit of this, he figured he was pretty well good to go on his own, and he was very &quot;big boy&quot; about it. So for the next couple of weeks, he&#39;d do his thing (which always included stripping naked) then come running out to wherever I was, bend over with his cheeks spread, and shout &quot;Hey, Mom! I wiped my butt all by myself!!Lookit!!&quot; </blockquote>8) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/andante528/">andante528</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> &ldquo;There are lots of members of our family tree, and I&rsquo;m probably the prettiest one, don&rsquo;t you think?&rdquo; - my daughter (to me), age 7 She is an identical twin, so kind of a weird flex. </blockquote>9) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sftktysluttykty/">sftktysluttykty</a>:<blockquote> Just a couple days ago, my 2 year old son woke up so I went to change him. I pulled his jammie pants off, then went to undo the diaper, and the whole time he has this look on his face like he&rsquo;s waiting for something. I pull the diaper off the front of him and boing he&rsquo;s got a boner. He even smiled big and threw his arms up at the moment of reveal, like &ldquo;TA DAAAAA&rdquo;. When I wasn&rsquo;t appropriately amazed and merely continued with changing him, he pointed at it and said, loudly and forcefully, &ldquo;THATS MINE.&rdquo; Yes, my dear, that is YOUR penis. Congratulations. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>10) Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/NobodyBallad/">NobodyBallad</a>:<blockquote> My oldest told me she used to control me from the inside when she was in my tummy. </blockquote>11) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/thisdragonis/">thisdragonis</a>:<blockquote> My kid (5) is obsessed with cars. Lives and breaths Motorsport. He&rsquo;s driving his go kart in the driveway and our neighbors yell over, &ldquo;wow You&rsquo;re amazing, kiddo!&rdquo; And kid yells back dead serious, &ldquo;I know- I&rsquo;m a better driver than most of the grownups I know.&rdquo; He&rsquo;s honestly not wrong. </blockquote>12) Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mikhela/">mikhela</a>:<blockquote> Not a parent, but I teach swimming lessons. This one 5 year old first day of lessons was like, &quot;I&#39;m not very good at kicking.&quot; So I said, &quot;That&#39;s okay. Nobody is perfect at everything.&quot; Dead serious he just goes, &quot;No, I&#39;m perfect at everything.&quot; </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>13) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/frankiesaypanic/">frankiesaypanic</a>:<blockquote> Tonight my 3-year-old stopped midway up the stairs and turned slowly to me and said, &ldquo;Mom. Earlier. While you were out. I. Put. On. My. Pants. All. By. My. Self. &ldquo;. I have no idea why he emphasized every word, but then he smirked and turned and kept climbing the stairs. Big day. The kid is really going places. </blockquote>14) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/THSSFC/">THSSFC</a>:<blockquote> When my kids was potty training, he was in a phase where he loved temporary tattoos. We used tattoos as a reward for a successful potty trip. He got so he was covered on both arms, back and chest. We didn&#39;t think much of it, living in Seattle, until one summer day we took him to the wading pool. For one of the first times in public, we took his shirt off, and he strode out into the pool with his toddler abs, and Thomas the tank train shorts, looking like he had just finished a hard set of reps at the free weights in the prison yard. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>15) Not a brag, exactly, but close. Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ONCETWICENEVER/">ONCETWICENEVER</a>:<blockquote> My daughter (3) can poop in the back yard without anyone knowing. I picked it up for weeks wondering why the dog&#39;s poop looked so weird. I looked out of the sliding glass door one day while my girls were playing. I saw my 3 year old pooping in the middle of the yard. Her older sister (5) sprayed her with the water house as soon as the log hit the ground. It was a spectacular scene, and I will never let them forget it. </blockquote>16) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/elquesogrande/">elquesogrande</a>:<blockquote> My son let out a high-pitched screech while playing a video game. Told him &ldquo;Dude. Knock it off.&rdquo; A few seconds later I heard him whisper &ldquo;...it&rsquo;s my battle cry.&rdquo; </blockquote>17) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/kimberac43/">kimberac43</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> My 8 year old son&#39;s doctor was trying to make him comfortable during an EKG by telling him he had to leave his ear with the doctor. They went back and forth for a while and finally the doctor said he would trade him the ear for a lollipop. My son said he would not give up his ear but wanted the lollipop. The doctor said, &quot;What! That is not a fair trade. What will you give me for the lollipop?&quot; My son answered dead serious, &quot;I get the lollipop and you get my respect.&quot; </blockquote>18) Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/VincenzoSS/">VincenzoSS</a>:<blockquote> Sassy Niece after 1st day in school: &quot;I learned how to count to eleventy today, I bet you can&#39;t!&quot; Weird flex but... wait. I indeed cannot count to eleventy. </blockquote>19) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MetallHengst/">MetallHengst</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> When I was 6 my absent father came back into my life briefly and I paraded him around all of my friends bragging saying &quot;this is my dad, I bet you thought I didn&#39;t have a dad, but I did!&quot; He was gone again within a month, lmao. </blockquote>20) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/k0r0ze/">k0r0ze</a>:<blockquote> My little boy is extremely proud of his ability to get the automatic soap foam dispenser to form a 💩 shaped form on his hand. </blockquote>21) Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Ishnian/">Ishnian</a>:<blockquote> My son, 4 at the time, was (I guess) trying to impress the 6 year old neighbor girl. He leaned casually on his arm and said, &quot;I have lots of accidents. Pee and poop accidents.&quot; I hope for his sake his pick up lines improve. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Parents share their favorite things their kids have bragged about.

Kids brag about the darndest things. Someone recently asked parents of Reddit, &quot;what is the best &#39;weird flex but ok&#39; moment you&#39;ve seen from your child?&quot; Turns out, little kids are the masters and pioneers of the &quot;weird flex but ok&quot; movement. Here are some hilarious, epic highlights from parents sharing the wildest things their kids ever thought were brag-worthy:1) Via Action1988: When my sister was younger she told her teacher that my dad was a clown. He actually owns an autobody shop but I guess she thought he was pretty funny. Apparently the parent / teacher conference was hilarious. &quot;Your daughter tells us you&#39;re a clown? What an...interesting career.&quot;   2) From sweetxexile: Had an Amber Alert hit my phone one night while my then 6yo was playing a game on it. She asks what that was and I explained it&rsquo;s a message that gets sent out of a kid gets kidnapped. She looks at it again and sees it&rsquo;s for a town over two hours from where we live. She then asks me why they sent to if it&rsquo;s so far away. I said because they want everyone to look and find the kid, wouldn&rsquo;t you want everyone to look if you got kidnapped? They want to find the kid so they don&rsquo;t get killed. She leans over close to my ear and whispers &ldquo;I&rsquo;m very difficult to kill&rdquo; 3) From Gatorphan:  My 7 y/o daughter didn&rsquo;t want our houseguests to go in her room because that might see her awards (good grades, tae kwon doe belts). She worried they would think she was famous. 4) From PrincessOtterpop: When my brother was two or three he rolled down the car window to get the attention of the gas station attendant and shouted &ldquo;hey mister, I got a penis!&rdquo; He had a mullet, if that helps paint a better picture. 5) From LilJimboR: He told me I dont need history classes because I know that hitler got shot in the balls 6) Via sparksparksparkle: My 5 year-old son woke up with his voice hoarse from a cold. Me: oh, you&rsquo;ve got a cold. Him, solemnly: no, I think i&rsquo;m a man now. 7) From Jrfemfin: When my son was potty training, I started letting him do the clean-up, then I&#39;d have to finish. After a bit of this, he figured he was pretty well good to go on his own, and he was very &quot;big boy&quot; about it. So for the next couple of weeks, he&#39;d do his thing (which always included stripping naked) then come running out to wherever I was, bend over with his cheeks spread, and shout &quot;Hey, Mom! I wiped my butt all by myself!!Lookit!!&quot; 8) From andante528: &ldquo;There are lots of members of our family tree, and I&rsquo;m probably the prettiest one, don&rsquo;t you think?&rdquo; - my daughter (to me), age 7 She is an identical twin, so kind of a weird flex. 9) From sftktysluttykty: Just a couple days ago, my 2 year old son woke up so I went to change him. I pulled his jammie pants off, then went to undo the diaper, and the whole time he has this look on his face like he&rsquo;s waiting for something. I pull the diaper off the front of him and boing he&rsquo;s got a boner. He even smiled big and threw his arms up at the moment of reveal, like &ldquo;TA DAAAAA&rdquo;. When I wasn&rsquo;t appropriately amazed and merely continued with changing him, he pointed at it and said, loudly and forcefully, &ldquo;THATS MINE.&rdquo; Yes, my dear, that is YOUR penis. Congratulations. 10) Via NobodyBallad: My oldest told me she used to control me from the inside when she was in my tummy. 11) From thisdragonis: My kid (5) is obsessed with cars. Lives and breaths Motorsport. He&rsquo;s driving his go kart in the driveway and our neighbors yell over, &ldquo;wow You&rsquo;re amazing, kiddo!&rdquo; And kid yells back dead serious, &ldquo;I know- I&rsquo;m a better driver than most of the grownups I know.&rdquo; He&rsquo;s honestly not wrong. 12) Via mikhela: Not a parent, but I teach swimming lessons. This one 5 year old first day of lessons was like, &quot;I&#39;m not very good at kicking.&quot; So I said, &quot;That&#39;s okay. Nobody is perfect at everything.&quot; Dead serious he just goes, &quot;No, I&#39;m perfect at everything.&quot; 13) From frankiesaypanic: Tonight my 3-year-old stopped midway up the stairs and turned slowly to me and said, &ldquo;Mom. Earlier. While you were out. I. Put. On. My. Pants. All. By. My. Self. &ldquo;. I have no idea why he emphasized every word, but then he smirked and turned and kept climbing the stairs. Big day. The kid is really going places. 14) From THSSFC: When my kids was potty training, he was in a phase where he loved temporary tattoos. We used tattoos as a reward for a successful potty trip. He got so he was covered on both arms, back and chest. We didn&#39;t think much of it, living in Seattle, until one summer day we took him to the wading pool. For one of the first times in public, we took his shirt off, and he strode out into the pool with his toddler abs, and Thomas the tank train shorts, looking like he had just finished a hard set of reps at the free weights in the prison yard. 15) Not a brag, exactly, but close. Via ONCETWICENEVER: My daughter (3) can poop in the back yard without anyone knowing. I picked it up for weeks wondering why the dog&#39;s poop looked so weird. I looked out of the sliding glass door one day while my girls were playing. I saw my 3 year old pooping in the middle of the yard. Her older sister (5) sprayed her with the water house as soon as the log hit the ground. It was a spectacular scene, and I will never let them forget it. 16) From elquesogrande: My son let out a high-pitched screech while playing a video game. Told him &ldquo;Dude. Knock it off.&rdquo; A few seconds later I heard him whisper &ldquo;...it&rsquo;s my battle cry.&rdquo; 17) From kimberac43: My 8 year old son&#39;s doctor was trying to make him comfortable during an EKG by telling him he had to leave his ear with the doctor. They went back and forth for a while and finally the doctor said he would trade him the ear for a lollipop. My son said he would not give up his ear but wanted the lollipop. The doctor said, &quot;What! That is not a fair trade. What will you give me for the lollipop?&quot; My son answered dead serious, &quot;I get the lollipop and you get my respect.&quot; 18) Via VincenzoSS: Sassy Niece after 1st day in school: &quot;I learned how to count to eleventy today, I bet you can&#39;t!&quot; Weird flex but... wait. I indeed cannot count to eleventy. 19) From MetallHengst: When I was 6 my absent father came back into my life briefly and I paraded him around all of my friends bragging saying &quot;this is my dad, I bet you thought I didn&#39;t have a dad, but I did!&quot; He was gone again within a month, lmao. 20) From k0r0ze: My little boy is extremely proud of his ability to get the automatic soap foam dispenser to form a 💩 shaped form on his hand. 21) Via Ishnian: My son, 4 at the time, was (I guess) trying to impress the 6 year old neighbor girl. He leaned casually on his arm and said, &quot;I have lots of accidents. Pee and poop accidents.&quot; I hope for his sake his pick up lines improve. 

Kids brag about the darndest things. Someone recently asked parents of Reddit, &quot;what is the best &#39;weird flex but ok&#39; moment you&#39;ve seen from your child?&quot; Turns out, little kids are the masters and pioneers of the...