31 people share the funniest and weirdest names people have given their kids.

You should have to take a sanity test to be a parent. But you don't. If the parts work, literally anyone can bring a child into this world and name it whatever the heck they want (with a few exceptions). For example, my mom wanted to name me Willa. This would've made my full name Willa Wilkerson, which would've given me no choice but to run my own chocolate factory. But it could've been much, much worse.

People are sharing the most "horrible and ridiculous" names they've ever heard parents choose for their children. Here are 31 stories of kids with names so absurd and terrible that their parents should probably be locked up.

Good luck out there to all of these kids. Stay strong. And remember at 18, you can legally change your name. Yes, Queeth. I'm talking to you.

1.) From MmeGrey:

I went to high school with a guy named John John John. Yes, his first name, middle name and last name were all “John”.

2.) From Idonediditdonedidit: