When a grown man asked his clearly unhappy girlfriend a strange version of "If you love them so much, why don't you go MARRY them?!", he was shocked at her response. Thus, he came to the high court of Reddit to ask:
My girlfriend Katie made a new friend a few months ago, Mary. Katie talked about her a lot, Mary said this, did that, started teaching her something, etc.
I thought it was a bit weird how much Katie seemed to look up to Mary, but I didn't think much of it until Mary's husband, Joe, entered the picture too.
From then on, Katie talked about their relationship all the time. How they do things, how they divide the chores, how respectful are they to each other. Basically how they are just the best couple ever.