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Straight guy accuses gay roommate of sleeping with his date while he was pooping.

Straight guy accuses gay roommate of sleeping with his date while he was pooping.

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A young man posted a story on Reddit, asking the internet for earthly wisdom. Believing his roommate to have betrayed him, he lashed out like a jealous King Arthur. Only in this case... Lancelot is a lot like Lance Bass.

TIFU (Today I f*cked up) after leaving my date alone with my roommate.

I didn't come home alone last night. I had a girl with me. She was confident and cute, and to be honest, I didn't expect someone like her to be interested in spending the night at my place considering how socially awkward I was during our entire date.

My roommate was in the living room when we entered the apartment. I introduced the two of them before excusing myself to use the bathroom. I poop whenever I'm extremely nervous. I don't know why, but it's been like that since I was a kid.

Sources: Reddit
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