School

Every class has a class clown who will do anything to entertain his or her peers&mdash;even when the consequences may include social alienation, punishment from teachers or parents, or even physical danger.<h2>People on Reddit are <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ec6sxj/when_did_the_class_clown_take_it_too_far/" target="_blank">sharing stories</a> of times the class clown crossed a line. Here are 22 stories about kids who took things way too far just to get a laugh.</h2>Sending my thoughts and prayers to all teachers tasked with keeping the world&#39;s future comedians under control. 1.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/muddybuttbrew/">muddybuttbrew</a>:<blockquote> He tried to pants the teacher. </blockquote>2.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/_EarthWyrm_/">_EarthWyrm_</a>:<blockquote> He loaded up porn on someone&#39;s computer while they were in the bathroom. Teacher wasn&#39;t paying attention and the victim ended up getting suspended. </blockquote>3.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/certified-terrorist/" style="font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;">certified-terrorist</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Not the same but someone typed how to buy guns illegally on someone else&rsquo;s school computer and got him arrested, next day a beatdown occurred in the soccer field with like 6 people kicking someone, no one snitched but it&rsquo;s pretty obvious what happened </blockquote>4.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/clutterdillon67/">clutterdillon67</a>:<blockquote> My high school class clown made a joke in a dead silent class room about boning a teacher with another teacher in the room. His situation afterwards wasn&#39;t great... </blockquote>5.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/emmalamadingdong/">emmalamadingdong</a>:<blockquote> called our teacher&#39;s daughter (who&#39;s name is Mia), Mia Khalifa. The teacher then proceeded to search up Mia khalifa in front of the whole class </blockquote>6.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/cosmickalamity/">cosmickalamity</a>:<blockquote> Ate a shit ton of notebook paper and ended up going home after he projectile vomited on the goddamn floor </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>7.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/criuggn/" style="font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;">criuggn</a>:<blockquote> One time the &quot;class clown&quot; asked what the teacher&#39;s wife, another teacher, was like in bed. It was so goddamn awkward. </blockquote>8.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/shakeandcaked161/">shakeandcaked161</a>:<blockquote> This one kid thought it would be funny to snort a line of that sour powder. This was no small line mind you, I actually think he was rubbing it off the candy. Anyways, he does his line and instantly starts screaming. His nose was gushing blood and I honestly think he popped a blood vessel in his eye. Ran out of the room and later saw an ambulance come to the school. Don&#39;t do drugs. </blockquote>9.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/raunchyboyz/">raunchyboyz</a>:<blockquote> Am a teacher. A female colleague told her class about how she was going to spend the holidays resting in her bed. Kid said loudly &quot;Ooh can I join.&quot; Silence. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>10.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/RawPiza/">RawPiza</a>:<blockquote> Pulled out a chair from underneath a kid thinking it would be really funny when the kid fell. The kid ended up falling and cracking his head open and getting around 30 stitches. </blockquote>11.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/THICKSANDWICH/">THICKSANDWICH</a>:<blockquote> Someone in my year at school (who wanted to be a doctor), drank a bottle of antibacterial hand-wash for $5. He did it because &quot;there is nothing bad in there&quot; (his words). Needless to say, he got his stomach pumped. </blockquote>12.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Ave_Asmodeus/">Ave_Asmodeus</a>:<blockquote> Kid was always doing dumb &quot;stunts&quot; just to make people laugh he got sick of climbing on/in random things and jumping stairs one day and decided it&#39;d be funny to smack into walls. His first few walls were fine as they were all concrete. There was a girl crying in the hallway and he figured he could make her laugh by making a funny face and tackling the glass door... He went through the door and needed stitches leaving splatters of blood and broken glass on the way to the office.<button></button> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>13.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SeeingSongs/">SeeingSongs</a>:<blockquote> When he ate part of the squid we were dissecting. Stomach pump for you, Chuckles! </blockquote>14.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/just_moss/">just_moss</a>:<blockquote> Straight up just peed on the floor in the middle of class and convinced the teacher it was spilled water so he cleaned it up...Honestly not even class clown shit at that point, just being a gross dick. He didn&#39;t get in nearly enough trouble </blockquote>15.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Andy_and_Vic/">Andy_and_Vic</a>:<blockquote> In a high school classroom with a chill teacher, someone made a joke about another kid&rsquo;s dick being small. So, that kid exposed himself in front of the whole class to prove that it was large. He got suspended. </blockquote>16.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/femalepants/">femalepants</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> When I was in 3rd grade we were all doing our thing, coloring, reading, etc. The class clown was being REALLY noisy and kept goofing off. We were all having fun and the class clown eventually sat down. It wasn&#39;t long before he was laying on the floor, foaming out of his mouth, shaking violently. We all laughed, it was a joke right? Before long the teacher came rushing over to see the new &quot;joke&quot; the kid came up with. She immediately called 911 and he was rushed out of the room. He had a seizure while the whole class thought he was joking. He recovered and everything was fine, I just feel bad for the kid. </blockquote>17.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BfreakingD/">BfreakingD</a>:<blockquote> a friend of mine made gestures of f*cking the air in front of what he thought was an older student. little did he know, it was a very young, new teacher.. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>18.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/guerre-eclair/">guerre-eclair</a>:<blockquote> When he yelled &quot;I lost my virginity to my dog!&quot; during a quiet moment in class. Every head whipped around to stare in horror. </blockquote>19.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/aburke626/">aburke626</a>:<blockquote> Senior year. Teacher wouldn&rsquo;t give her a hall pass to use the bathroom (which was ridiculous). Instead of taking a more ... conventional stand, like walking out of the room, she sat down in her desk and pissed her pants. She was suspended, I forget for how long, there were editorials back and forth in the school paper. I was on team &ldquo;teachers shouldn&rsquo;t try to control our bowels but also maybe don&rsquo;t piss on the floor, though I do appreciate your taking one for the team.&rdquo; </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>20.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TFAJubilee/">TFAJubilee</a>:<blockquote> We had a teacher in middle school who had a wig and a glass eye. We had three class clowns that teamed up and at the end of the year, she left just because of their constant disruptions and bullying. I actually really liked her and always felt bad for her. </blockquote>21.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/olivier_wmv/" style="font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.02em;">olivier_wmv</a>:<blockquote> Kid in my band class still thought yo mama jokes were funny. We came back to school for the first time after hurricane Sandy, and the kid goes to the teacher ,&quot;yo mama s-&quot; and the teacher cuts him off &quot;died in the hurricane&quot; The kid never told another one of those jokes in that class </blockquote>22.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Klaudiapotter/">Klaudiapotter</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> There was a class clown in my class and another one from the senior class at the time. They&#39;d collaborated to throw toilet paper all over the schoolyard as a joke. I forget exactly what it was, but there was some kind of very important event going on that day and we were supposed to have a lot of visitors that afternoon. The principal was not amused. He said if they&#39;d done that on any other day, he&#39;d probably just let it go after making them clean it up. </blockquote> <blockquote> They got detention and one of the teachers made them personally apologize to the elderly janitor who had to clean that shit up in the dark when it was freezing cold. Edit: The janitor found the mess when he&#39;d gotten to school that morning while it was still dark around 6am or so. He started cleaning it up himself, before anyone knew who did it. The office pulled the footage from the outdoor security cameras later that morning. Because it was such a small school, those dudes were identified in about 30 seconds lmao </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

22 stories about the time a 'class clown' took things too far.

Every class has a class clown who will do anything to entertain his or her peers&mdash;even when the consequences may include social alienation, punishment from teachers or parents, or even physical danger.People on Reddit are sharing stories of times the class clown crossed a line. Here are 22 stories about kids who took things way too far just to get a laugh.Sending my thoughts and prayers to all teachers tasked with keeping the world&#39;s future comedians under control. 1.) From muddybuttbrew: He tried to pants the teacher. 2.) From _EarthWyrm_: He loaded up porn on someone&#39;s computer while they were in the bathroom. Teacher wasn&#39;t paying attention and the victim ended up getting suspended. 3.) From certified-terrorist: Not the same but someone typed how to buy guns illegally on someone else&rsquo;s school computer and got him arrested, next day a beatdown occurred in the soccer field with like 6 people kicking someone, no one snitched but it&rsquo;s pretty obvious what happened 4.) From clutterdillon67: My high school class clown made a joke in a dead silent class room about boning a teacher with another teacher in the room. His situation afterwards wasn&#39;t great... 5.) From emmalamadingdong: called our teacher&#39;s daughter (who&#39;s name is Mia), Mia Khalifa. The teacher then proceeded to search up Mia khalifa in front of the whole class 6.) From cosmickalamity: Ate a shit ton of notebook paper and ended up going home after he projectile vomited on the goddamn floor 7.) From criuggn: One time the &quot;class clown&quot; asked what the teacher&#39;s wife, another teacher, was like in bed. It was so goddamn awkward. 8.) From shakeandcaked161: This one kid thought it would be funny to snort a line of that sour powder. This was no small line mind you, I actually think he was rubbing it off the candy. Anyways, he does his line and instantly starts screaming. His nose was gushing blood and I honestly think he popped a blood vessel in his eye. Ran out of the room and later saw an ambulance come to the school. Don&#39;t do drugs. 9.) From raunchyboyz: Am a teacher. A female colleague told her class about how she was going to spend the holidays resting in her bed. Kid said loudly &quot;Ooh can I join.&quot; Silence. 10.) From RawPiza: Pulled out a chair from underneath a kid thinking it would be really funny when the kid fell. The kid ended up falling and cracking his head open and getting around 30 stitches. 11.) From THICKSANDWICH: Someone in my year at school (who wanted to be a doctor), drank a bottle of antibacterial hand-wash for $5. He did it because &quot;there is nothing bad in there&quot; (his words). Needless to say, he got his stomach pumped. 12.) From Ave_Asmodeus: Kid was always doing dumb &quot;stunts&quot; just to make people laugh he got sick of climbing on/in random things and jumping stairs one day and decided it&#39;d be funny to smack into walls. His first few walls were fine as they were all concrete. There was a girl crying in the hallway and he figured he could make her laugh by making a funny face and tackling the glass door... He went through the door and needed stitches leaving splatters of blood and broken glass on the way to the office. 13.) From SeeingSongs: When he ate part of the squid we were dissecting. Stomach pump for you, Chuckles! 14.) From just_moss: Straight up just peed on the floor in the middle of class and convinced the teacher it was spilled water so he cleaned it up...Honestly not even class clown shit at that point, just being a gross dick. He didn&#39;t get in nearly enough trouble 15.) From Andy_and_Vic: In a high school classroom with a chill teacher, someone made a joke about another kid&rsquo;s dick being small. So, that kid exposed himself in front of the whole class to prove that it was large. He got suspended. 16.) From femalepants: When I was in 3rd grade we were all doing our thing, coloring, reading, etc. The class clown was being REALLY noisy and kept goofing off. We were all having fun and the class clown eventually sat down. It wasn&#39;t long before he was laying on the floor, foaming out of his mouth, shaking violently. We all laughed, it was a joke right? Before long the teacher came rushing over to see the new &quot;joke&quot; the kid came up with. She immediately called 911 and he was rushed out of the room. He had a seizure while the whole class thought he was joking. He recovered and everything was fine, I just feel bad for the kid. 17.) From BfreakingD: a friend of mine made gestures of f*cking the air in front of what he thought was an older student. little did he know, it was a very young, new teacher.. 18.) From guerre-eclair: When he yelled &quot;I lost my virginity to my dog!&quot; during a quiet moment in class. Every head whipped around to stare in horror. 19.) From aburke626: Senior year. Teacher wouldn&rsquo;t give her a hall pass to use the bathroom (which was ridiculous). Instead of taking a more ... conventional stand, like walking out of the room, she sat down in her desk and pissed her pants. She was suspended, I forget for how long, there were editorials back and forth in the school paper. I was on team &ldquo;teachers shouldn&rsquo;t try to control our bowels but also maybe don&rsquo;t piss on the floor, though I do appreciate your taking one for the team.&rdquo; 20.) From TFAJubilee: We had a teacher in middle school who had a wig and a glass eye. We had three class clowns that teamed up and at the end of the year, she left just because of their constant disruptions and bullying. I actually really liked her and always felt bad for her. 21.) From olivier_wmv: Kid in my band class still thought yo mama jokes were funny. We came back to school for the first time after hurricane Sandy, and the kid goes to the teacher ,&quot;yo mama s-&quot; and the teacher cuts him off &quot;died in the hurricane&quot; The kid never told another one of those jokes in that class 22.) From Klaudiapotter: There was a class clown in my class and another one from the senior class at the time. They&#39;d collaborated to throw toilet paper all over the schoolyard as a joke. I forget exactly what it was, but there was some kind of very important event going on that day and we were supposed to have a lot of visitors that afternoon. The principal was not amused. He said if they&#39;d done that on any other day, he&#39;d probably just let it go after making them clean it up.   They got detention and one of the teachers made them personally apologize to the elderly janitor who had to clean that shit up in the dark when it was freezing cold. Edit: The janitor found the mess when he&#39;d gotten to school that morning while it was still dark around 6am or so. He started cleaning it up himself, before anyone knew who did it. The office pulled the footage from the outdoor security cameras later that morning. Because it was such a small school, those dudes were identified in about 30 seconds lmao 

Every class has a class clown who will do anything to entertain his or her peers&mdash;even when the consequences may include social alienation, punishment from teachers or parents, or even physical danger.  People on Reddit are sharing...