Secrets

As naturally-curious creatures, most human beings like to eavesdrop on other people&#39;s conversations. And while eavesdropping can be a fun, relatively harmless activity, it can also go South quickly. Because you never know when you might accidentally might learn way more information than you ever wanted to know about a complete stranger, or a friend or family member who you thought you knew well.Someone <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ondv12/whats_the_most_fucked_up_thing_youve_heard/" target="_blank">asked</a> Reddit: &quot;What&rsquo;s the most f**ked up thing you&rsquo;ve heard eavesdropping?&quot;<h2>These 20 people share the most disturbing and salacious thing they&#39;ve ever overheard while listening in on someone else&#39;s conversation:</h2>1.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/IAmZaid321/">IAmZaid321</a>:<blockquote> Ex thought I was sleeping. She went out on the back patio which was under my master bedroom window that was open. I wasn&rsquo;t trying to eavesdrop, but overheard her talking to her friend about how they were both having sex with an old man for money and pills. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>2.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/theonlykelc/">theonlykelc</a>:<blockquote> We were camping a couple years ago and the sites and tents were pretty close together. I the morning we wake up to a girl yelling &ldquo;BABE, BABE!! You&rsquo;re pissing on me! You&rsquo;re pissing on me!&rdquo; We laid there laughing silently and hysterically as we then heard them pack up all there stuff and they were gone before the sun was fully up. </blockquote>3.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/EuvageniaDoubtfire/">EuvageniaDoubtfire</a>:<blockquote> &quot;It wasn&#39;t a nipple- it was much larger&quot; -heard at a Starbucks years ago and still think about what it actually was </blockquote>4.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SirTifficus/">SirTifficus</a>:<blockquote> I was in line behind two older women at a restaurant maybe 5-6 years ago. One says &ldquo;hey, did you hear about so-and-sos son?&rdquo; The other says &ldquo;no, what happened?&rdquo; She replies &ldquo;he ran off and joined ISIS&rdquo; What was crazy was they seemed so casual about it. Like that wasn&rsquo;t a crazy f**king thing to hear about your friends son. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>5.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/tweak06/">tweak06</a>:<blockquote> Years ago I walked by a dude on the street. Visibly frustrated, he was on his phone talking to either his boss, or a friend...who knows. &quot;...And then it got all caught in the gears, just torn apart, jesus christ blood and guts everywhere! Right in front of the kids! what a bad day to &ndash; no, I didn&#39;t clean it up! I was late for my dad&#39;s funeral!&quot; </blockquote>6.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/filthy_lucre/">filthy_lucre</a>:<blockquote> Back in the 90&#39;s you could pick up cordless phone calls with an ordinary scanner from Radio Shack. That&#39;s how I found out the guy living one floor below me was dealing meth. Also routinely heard peoples&#39; credit card numbers, sex chats, all that stuff. It was crazy. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>7.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SheZowRaisedByWolves/">SheZowRaisedByWolves</a>:<blockquote> I work nights right next to a bar. The conversation that&#39;s stuck with me the most was when someone&#39;s baby mama found them and started a one-sided shouting match outside the window. She said something along the lines of, &quot;you&#39;ve got a million dollars in your bank account and still can&#39;t take care of your kids.&quot; Saw her running and screaming at him as he got in his car and drove off. </blockquote>8.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Ermaquillz/">Ermaquillz</a>:<blockquote> The most hilarious thing I heard was two guys talking, and one guy was talking about not being able to wear secondhand pants because &ldquo;Someone else&rsquo;s balls been in them, sweatin&rsquo; and stankin&rsquo;.&rdquo; </blockquote>9.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MaximumPlant/">MaximumPlant</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> Two customers meet after a long time in my store &ldquo;Hey! i didn&rsquo;t know you got outta jail!&rdquo; &ldquo;Yeah 15 long years&rdquo; &ldquo;What happened?&rdquo; </blockquote><blockquote> &ldquo;Oh, y&rsquo;know, shot a couple people...&rdquo; Good on the man for serving his time but I&rsquo;m still desperately curious who he shot and why </blockquote>10.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Nightswimm/">Nightswimm</a>:<blockquote> We shared a wall with our neighbors bathroom. Once morning we heard our kind neighbor crying to his girlfriend because she insisted she never slept with anyone else. He pleaded with her to tell the truth because he had gotten a call back from his doctor telling him he tested positive for genital herpes. He sounded so heartbroken and despaired, but she denied cheating repeatedly. He moved out and we never saw him again shortly after that. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>11.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Shockrates20xx/">Shockrates20xx</a>:<blockquote> When I was in high school I went to the junior high for some reason I don&#39;t recall, taking yearbook pictures maybe (small town, all the schools were on one campus basically). Walked past a couple of girls and heard one say to the other &quot;I thought he&#39;d be cute but he wasn&#39;t.&quot; They were 13 or something so whatever, but it still kinda hurt. </blockquote>12.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/CallMeBlinks/">CallMeBlinks</a>:<blockquote> I sat at a restaurant and listened to a woman sh*t on her husband &hellip;&hellip;with her &ldquo;other guy&rdquo;. They were on a date while the husband was&hellip;&hellip;&hellip; at home taking care of the kids. She was repulsive to say the least. </blockquote>13.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HugeTreeBlower/">HugeTreeBlower</a>:<div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> The amount of times I&rsquo;ve over heard stories of past, current, and future bouts of adultery is insurmountable. I&rsquo;ve been a bartender at a bar that middle aged women love for 6 years. </blockquote>14.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/buzzbuzzandaway/">buzzbuzzandaway</a>:<blockquote> Serving food to a German family in the UK who&#39;s mum n dad were sitting berating the locals for everything under the sun from appearance, attitude, intelligence etc etc. Unbeknownst to them I&#39;ve got a good grasp of their language. As I was clearing their table I told them in their mother tongue that I hoped they&#39;d enjoyed their meal and wished them a nice evening. Never have I seen such a shade of beetroot red on someone&#39;s face. </blockquote>15.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Stuntedatpuberty/">Stuntedatpuberty</a>:<blockquote> I was about 15 waiting to be seen by my eye doctor. I think I got there early and was in the waiting room. There was no one else in there. However, I heard two doctors behind the wall talking about some patient and whether to offer a surgery. Essentially, they said the patient didn&#39;t need the surgery but they could make a decent sum of money, so they should encourage the patient to go through with it. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>16.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/alterega1/">alterega1</a>:<blockquote> There was a young woman in a caf&eacute; telling her friend about her new young hot GP &ldquo;Yea, blue eyes, broad shoulders&hellip;so he asked me what&rsquo;s wrong. And I had to tell him I have hemorrhoids&rdquo;. </blockquote>17.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/itsbdubya/">itsbdubya</a>:<blockquote> Customer at work was talking on his phone so I only heard one side of the conversation. &quot;Crabs... No you gave me crabs... Well who else would I have got them from&quot;? Needless to say I disinfected the hell out of that spot after he left. </blockquote>18.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/99Smith/">99Smith</a>:<blockquote> I accidentally overheard my parents discussing whether to tell me and my 4 siblings that my dad had 3 children from a relationship he started at 16 over 40 years ago. My parents told us all together the next day. They only told us because the eldest of the 3, was stuck in cycle of drug addiction and needed help. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>19.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/NeedsMoreTuba/">NeedsMoreTuba</a>:<blockquote> I overheard my mom telling this to a friend while she was on the phone. Apparently when I was born, my dad said, &quot;Are you SURE there&#39;s not a penis on it?&quot; </blockquote>20.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MonroeEifert/">MonroeEifert</a>:<blockquote> In a restaurant once, I heard a woman talking loudly on her phone. She was saying she was only marrying her fiance so she&#39;d have access to his job-provided insurance since she had serious medical issues. </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 people share the most disturbing thing they’ve heard while eavesdropping.

As naturally-curious creatures, most human beings like to eavesdrop on other people&#39;s conversations. And while eavesdropping can be a fun, relatively harmless activity, it can also go South quickly. Because you never know when you might accidentally might learn way more information than you ever wanted to know about a complete stranger, or a friend or family member who you thought you knew well.Someone asked Reddit: &quot;What&rsquo;s the most f**ked up thing you&rsquo;ve heard eavesdropping?&quot;These 20 people share the most disturbing and salacious thing they&#39;ve ever overheard while listening in on someone else&#39;s conversation:1.) From IAmZaid321: Ex thought I was sleeping. She went out on the back patio which was under my master bedroom window that was open. I wasn&rsquo;t trying to eavesdrop, but overheard her talking to her friend about how they were both having sex with an old man for money and pills. 2.) From theonlykelc: We were camping a couple years ago and the sites and tents were pretty close together. I the morning we wake up to a girl yelling &ldquo;BABE, BABE!! You&rsquo;re pissing on me! You&rsquo;re pissing on me!&rdquo; We laid there laughing silently and hysterically as we then heard them pack up all there stuff and they were gone before the sun was fully up. 3.) From EuvageniaDoubtfire: &quot;It wasn&#39;t a nipple- it was much larger&quot; -heard at a Starbucks years ago and still think about what it actually was 4.) From SirTifficus: I was in line behind two older women at a restaurant maybe 5-6 years ago. One says &ldquo;hey, did you hear about so-and-sos son?&rdquo; The other says &ldquo;no, what happened?&rdquo; She replies &ldquo;he ran off and joined ISIS&rdquo; What was crazy was they seemed so casual about it. Like that wasn&rsquo;t a crazy f**king thing to hear about your friends son. 5.) From tweak06: Years ago I walked by a dude on the street. Visibly frustrated, he was on his phone talking to either his boss, or a friend...who knows. &quot;...And then it got all caught in the gears, just torn apart, jesus christ blood and guts everywhere! Right in front of the kids! what a bad day to &ndash; no, I didn&#39;t clean it up! I was late for my dad&#39;s funeral!&quot; 6.) From filthy_lucre: Back in the 90&#39;s you could pick up cordless phone calls with an ordinary scanner from Radio Shack. That&#39;s how I found out the guy living one floor below me was dealing meth. Also routinely heard peoples&#39; credit card numbers, sex chats, all that stuff. It was crazy. 7.) From SheZowRaisedByWolves: I work nights right next to a bar. The conversation that&#39;s stuck with me the most was when someone&#39;s baby mama found them and started a one-sided shouting match outside the window. She said something along the lines of, &quot;you&#39;ve got a million dollars in your bank account and still can&#39;t take care of your kids.&quot; Saw her running and screaming at him as he got in his car and drove off. 8.) From Ermaquillz: The most hilarious thing I heard was two guys talking, and one guy was talking about not being able to wear secondhand pants because &ldquo;Someone else&rsquo;s balls been in them, sweatin&rsquo; and stankin&rsquo;.&rdquo; 9.) From MaximumPlant: Two customers meet after a long time in my store &ldquo;Hey! i didn&rsquo;t know you got outta jail!&rdquo; &ldquo;Yeah 15 long years&rdquo; &ldquo;What happened?&rdquo;  &ldquo;Oh, y&rsquo;know, shot a couple people...&rdquo; Good on the man for serving his time but I&rsquo;m still desperately curious who he shot and why 10.) From Nightswimm: We shared a wall with our neighbors bathroom. Once morning we heard our kind neighbor crying to his girlfriend because she insisted she never slept with anyone else. He pleaded with her to tell the truth because he had gotten a call back from his doctor telling him he tested positive for genital herpes. He sounded so heartbroken and despaired, but she denied cheating repeatedly. He moved out and we never saw him again shortly after that. 11.) From Shockrates20xx: When I was in high school I went to the junior high for some reason I don&#39;t recall, taking yearbook pictures maybe (small town, all the schools were on one campus basically). Walked past a couple of girls and heard one say to the other &quot;I thought he&#39;d be cute but he wasn&#39;t.&quot; They were 13 or something so whatever, but it still kinda hurt. 12.) From CallMeBlinks: I sat at a restaurant and listened to a woman sh*t on her husband &hellip;&hellip;with her &ldquo;other guy&rdquo;. They were on a date while the husband was&hellip;&hellip;&hellip; at home taking care of the kids. She was repulsive to say the least. 13.) From HugeTreeBlower: The amount of times I&rsquo;ve over heard stories of past, current, and future bouts of adultery is insurmountable. I&rsquo;ve been a bartender at a bar that middle aged women love for 6 years. 14.) From buzzbuzzandaway: Serving food to a German family in the UK who&#39;s mum n dad were sitting berating the locals for everything under the sun from appearance, attitude, intelligence etc etc. Unbeknownst to them I&#39;ve got a good grasp of their language. As I was clearing their table I told them in their mother tongue that I hoped they&#39;d enjoyed their meal and wished them a nice evening. Never have I seen such a shade of beetroot red on someone&#39;s face. 15.) From Stuntedatpuberty: I was about 15 waiting to be seen by my eye doctor. I think I got there early and was in the waiting room. There was no one else in there. However, I heard two doctors behind the wall talking about some patient and whether to offer a surgery. Essentially, they said the patient didn&#39;t need the surgery but they could make a decent sum of money, so they should encourage the patient to go through with it. 16.) From alterega1: There was a young woman in a caf&eacute; telling her friend about her new young hot GP &ldquo;Yea, blue eyes, broad shoulders&hellip;so he asked me what&rsquo;s wrong. And I had to tell him I have hemorrhoids&rdquo;. 17.) From itsbdubya: Customer at work was talking on his phone so I only heard one side of the conversation. &quot;Crabs... No you gave me crabs... Well who else would I have got them from&quot;? Needless to say I disinfected the hell out of that spot after he left. 18.) From 99Smith: I accidentally overheard my parents discussing whether to tell me and my 4 siblings that my dad had 3 children from a relationship he started at 16 over 40 years ago. My parents told us all together the next day. They only told us because the eldest of the 3, was stuck in cycle of drug addiction and needed help. 19.) From NeedsMoreTuba: I overheard my mom telling this to a friend while she was on the phone. Apparently when I was born, my dad said, &quot;Are you SURE there&#39;s not a penis on it?&quot; 20.) From MonroeEifert: In a restaurant once, I heard a woman talking loudly on her phone. She was saying she was only marrying her fiance so she&#39;d have access to his job-provided insurance since she had serious medical issues. 

As naturally-curious creatures, most human beings like to eavesdrop on other people&#39;s conversations. And while eavesdropping can be a fun, relatively harmless activity, it can also go South quickly. Because you never know when you...