<p>Human intimacy is fun but sometimes people taking off their clothes and mashing their bodies together can result in some painfully awkward moments. Someone recently asked Twitter to describe their most awkward encounters while getting it on. Twitter did not disappoint.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/theschooldaze/status/1146091433918525440</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Here are 28 brutally awkward moments that will make you consider celibacy. For life.</p><p>1)</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/SpaceAgePimping/status/1146151879283490816</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">wasn’t during sex....I told my then bf i was too tired for sex. Woke up &amp; my feet were covered in Vaseline. he was laying beside my feet naked &amp; clearly satisfied. I started hitting him. The next few hours were hella awkward with him explaining &amp; apologizing to me and my feet.</p>&mdash; Sistah Big Bones Davis (@YaaDavis) <a href="https://twitter.com/YaaDavis/status/1146201025516310528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">She had mulltiple personality disorder or DID.<br>One of them was male.<br>Guess who showed up uninvited?</p>&mdash; Rob (@BigMouthYank) <a href="https://twitter.com/BigMouthYank/status/1146110951474835458?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Catch a Charlie horse</p>&mdash; T Da Chin Gigante (@kingtee17th) <a href="https://twitter.com/kingtee17th/status/1146115835540529152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We was fucking on the floor at like 3 am. Shorty moms walked in the room. Boy a lot of shit happened that night</p>&mdash; Punani Sensei (@visineDOTcom) <a href="https://twitter.com/visineDOTcom/status/1146189030306045958?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6)</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/BigMuvaOG/status/1146145911640383488</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ex Fiance passed out during our first time. I no lie thought she was dead. She came to and told me she was holding her breath for more pleasure 😒😐</p>&mdash; Izz For Short 🇯🇲 (@DantePommells) <a href="https://twitter.com/DantePommells/status/1146234075272929281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It was 🔥. Then, there was a fart. No one wanted to own up so we just stopped and gave each other silent treatment.</p>&mdash; Caleb Carelse (@Caleb_matthew96) <a href="https://twitter.com/Caleb_matthew96/status/1146135298000216064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I STILL DONT KNOW HOW but his roomate got home, got nosey and peaked in on us my guy flipped cuz the Roomate didn’t know he got down like that, he shut the door quick and from outside said “but who is she”...I had my hair down😂😂😂😂</p>&mdash; Hood Mona Lisa. (@_nathanMONSTER) <a href="https://twitter.com/_nathanMONSTER/status/1146202441240551425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">😂😂😂😂😂I KNOW HE HAD TO BE DRUNK OR SOEMTHJNG CUZ YA MY HAIR IS LONG AF AND CURLY BUT IM ALSO 6’5 IKNOWHEFUCKINLYIN!!</p>&mdash; Hood Mona Lisa. (@_nathanMONSTER) <a href="https://twitter.com/_nathanMONSTER/status/1146220562030583808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How many y&#39;all want?<br><br>Let&#39;s start with HS<br>1. I was having sex with my ex out in Lansing,IL at the motel right off the hwy.Feds kicked n the door while we were doing anal. They were lookin for the dudes next door whos plug had yet to arrive</p>&mdash; MY MAMA &amp; HER WIG MOURNING SEAN CONNERY🎂✌🏾 (@GQue2_1911) <a href="https://twitter.com/GQue2_1911/status/1146220724891394049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">6. My boy was getting married&amp; had the reception at his 🏠.We needed more 🍾so I went to grab some&amp;his homegirl went with me..we fucked n the back of the🚗 at the liquor store<br>Turns out she was my homeboys friends wife who caught him cheating at the bachelor party I didn&#39;t attend</p>&mdash; MY MAMA &amp; HER WIG MOURNING SEAN CONNERY🎂✌🏾 (@GQue2_1911) <a href="https://twitter.com/GQue2_1911/status/1146249339536379904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12)</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/ChefBoyarDonny/status/1146236439094616064</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The condoms, yes plural, broke. We conceived. He’s three now.</p>&mdash; Toussaint La Fermeture. (@DieppeBaySKN) <a href="https://twitter.com/DieppeBaySKN/status/1146135187626967040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Just a heads up:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Don’t even put two condoms on! They create friction and are more likely to break than 1. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk today 😘</p>&mdash; Em (@lordhavemercyy_) <a href="https://twitter.com/lordhavemercyy_/status/1146195649181945856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14)</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/halliemiller_/status/1146285002923151360</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I had just painted my toes so the nail remover was fresh and he decided to be spontaneous and suck on my toes while giving me the 5 point stroke, the look on his face tho but he continued 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂</p>&mdash; Jazz-A-Reffic (@JazzReffic) <a href="https://twitter.com/JazzReffic/status/1146180156828147715?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The radio was on and they announced Michael Jackson passed away</p>&mdash; El jeffe cortez (@JeffMit35924055) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffMit35924055/status/1146138562921783297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was mad drunk and fell asleep like 4 strokes in. I was dead ass out in seconds, snoring and all. Worst part, I was on top and she had to roll my 215lb ass off her like a sack of sand because I wasn&#39;t waking up. I ain&#39;t drank that much since, we got three kids now so it worked🤣</p>&mdash; Doc Shats (@HeeeyHeeeeeey) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeeeyHeeeeeey/status/1146205121501642753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>18)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Long story short he started crying hysterically and I had to pat him up so we could finish.</p>&mdash; Mary Jane thee OG (@LilJannyPooh) <a href="https://twitter.com/LilJannyPooh/status/1146134324368039936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>19)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My Bernese mountain dog licked my girlfriend&#39;s feet during missionary 😁😅🤪😜😀😜😁😂</p>&mdash; Lazy Caterpillar Scoop (@coruscate) <a href="https://twitter.com/coruscate/status/1146203611153625088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>20)</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/MrDanthraxxx/status/1146160381016125443</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>21)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2 stories, same guy.<br>1st we were on a futon, I&#39;m on my back and we hear a bang. He freezes and then jumps off me, the damm thing folded back up with me inside</p>&mdash; PringlePOP (@lilangel6396) <a href="https://twitter.com/lilangel6396/status/1146238810776190976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>22)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2nd I was riding him and his mom walked in, breaking his lock in the process, and he literally threw me across the room.</p>&mdash; PringlePOP (@lilangel6396) <a href="https://twitter.com/lilangel6396/status/1146239576811270145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>23)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">She said “I love you big Black guys” like there were a gang of dudes in the room instead of just, y’know, me.</p>&mdash; Joe Peratrooper (@chadstanton) <a href="https://twitter.com/chadstanton/status/1146157551815397379?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>24)</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/ashy_liz/status/1146158114720428032</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>25)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hmm. I was riding and he farted and it stunk ..bad. Had the nerve to say “I drank a lot of milk today”</p>&mdash; i snatched the dog bald too (@materialfan) <a href="https://twitter.com/materialfan/status/1146181182469627910?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>26)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Was smashing while “Martin” was on..busted out laughing mid stroke because of hustle man telling Gina to put alka seltzer In the water for her flowers..Lol</p>&mdash; Alaric The Great ♛ (@SwooshVips) <a href="https://twitter.com/SwooshVips/status/1146158845506404354?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>27)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was hooking up with this girl and slapping her ass. Then I realized that my roommates were home so I started clapping in between slaps to try and make it sound like I was just clapping. Clapping during sex is definitely one of the funniest things I’ve ever done 🤦🏽‍♀️😂</p>&mdash; 🌊Stezzy 🌊 (@Navy2Wavvyy) <a href="https://twitter.com/Navy2Wavvyy/status/1146252922193207296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>28)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Car sex and an ambulance pulled up next to us</p>&mdash; calm-ye (@sweeetcharity) <a href="https://twitter.com/sweeetcharity/status/1146159049446178817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>SEE YOU AT THE NUNNERY, Y&#39;ALL.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

People are sharing the most awkward things to ever happen while they were getting it on.

Human intimacy is fun but sometimes people taking off their clothes and mashing their bodies together can result in some painfully awkward moments. Someone recently asked Twitter to describe their most awkward encounters while getting it on. Twitter did not disappoint.https://twitter.com/theschooldaze/status/1146091433918525440Here are 28 brutally awkward moments that will make you consider celibacy. For life.1)https://twitter.com/SpaceAgePimping/status/11461518792834908162)wasn’t during sex....I told my then bf i was too tired for sex. Woke up &amp; my feet were covered in Vaseline. he was laying beside my feet naked &amp; clearly satisfied. I started hitting him. The next few hours were hella awkward with him explaining &amp; apologizing to me and my feet.&mdash; Sistah Big Bones Davis (@YaaDavis) July 2, 2019 3)She had mulltiple personality disorder or DID.One of them was male.Guess who showed up uninvited?&mdash; Rob (@BigMouthYank) July 2, 2019 4)Catch a Charlie horse&mdash; T Da Chin Gigante (@kingtee17th) July 2, 2019 5)We was fucking on the floor at like 3 am. Shorty moms walked in the room. Boy a lot of shit happened that night&mdash; Punani Sensei (@visineDOTcom) July 2, 2019 6)https://twitter.com/BigMuvaOG/status/11461459116403834887)Ex Fiance passed out during our first time. I no lie thought she was dead. She came to and told me she was holding her breath for more pleasure 😒😐&mdash; Izz For Short 🇯🇲 (@DantePommells) July 3, 2019 8)It was 🔥. Then, there was a fart. No one wanted to own up so we just stopped and gave each other silent treatment.&mdash; Caleb Carelse (@Caleb_matthew96) July 2, 2019 9)I STILL DONT KNOW HOW but his roomate got home, got nosey and peaked in on us my guy flipped cuz the Roomate didn’t know he got down like that, he shut the door quick and from outside said “but who is she”...I had my hair down😂😂😂😂&mdash; Hood Mona Lisa. (@_nathanMONSTER) July 2, 2019 😂😂😂😂😂I KNOW HE HAD TO BE DRUNK OR SOEMTHJNG CUZ YA MY HAIR IS LONG AF AND CURLY BUT IM ALSO 6’5 IKNOWHEFUCKINLYIN!!&mdash; Hood Mona Lisa. (@_nathanMONSTER) July 3, 2019 10)How many y&#39;all want?Let&#39;s start with HS1. I was having sex with my ex out in Lansing,IL at the motel right off the hwy.Feds kicked n the door while we were doing anal. They were lookin for the dudes next door whos plug had yet to arrive&mdash; MY MAMA &amp; HER WIG MOURNING SEAN CONNERY🎂✌🏾 (@GQue2_1911) July 3, 2019 11)6. My boy was getting married&amp; had the reception at his 🏠.We needed more 🍾so I went to grab some&amp;his homegirl went with me..we fucked n the back of the🚗 at the liquor storeTurns out she was my homeboys friends wife who caught him cheating at the bachelor party I didn&#39;t attend&mdash; MY MAMA &amp; HER WIG MOURNING SEAN CONNERY🎂✌🏾 (@GQue2_1911) July 3, 2019 12)https://twitter.com/ChefBoyarDonny/status/114623643909461606413)The condoms, yes plural, broke. We conceived. He’s three now.&mdash; Toussaint La Fermeture. (@DieppeBaySKN) July 2, 2019 Just a heads up:Don’t even put two condoms on! They create friction and are more likely to break than 1. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk today 😘&mdash; Em (@lordhavemercyy_) July 2, 2019 14)https://twitter.com/halliemiller_/status/114628500292315136015)I had just painted my toes so the nail remover was fresh and he decided to be spontaneous and suck on my toes while giving me the 5 point stroke, the look on his face tho but he continued 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂&mdash; Jazz-A-Reffic (@JazzReffic) July 2, 2019 16)The radio was on and they announced Michael Jackson passed away&mdash; El jeffe cortez (@JeffMit35924055) July 2, 2019 17)I was mad drunk and fell asleep like 4 strokes in. I was dead ass out in seconds, snoring and all. Worst part, I was on top and she had to roll my 215lb ass off her like a sack of sand because I wasn&#39;t waking up. I ain&#39;t drank that much since, we got three kids now so it worked🤣&mdash; Doc Shats (@HeeeyHeeeeeey) July 2, 2019 18)Long story short he started crying hysterically and I had to pat him up so we could finish.&mdash; Mary Jane thee OG (@LilJannyPooh) July 2, 2019 19)My Bernese mountain dog licked my girlfriend&#39;s feet during missionary 😁😅🤪😜😀😜😁😂&mdash; Lazy Caterpillar Scoop (@coruscate) July 2, 2019 20)https://twitter.com/MrDanthraxxx/status/114616038101612544321)2 stories, same guy.1st we were on a futon, I&#39;m on my back and we hear a bang. He freezes and then jumps off me, the damm thing folded back up with me inside&mdash; PringlePOP (@lilangel6396) July 3, 2019 22)2nd I was riding him and his mom walked in, breaking his lock in the process, and he literally threw me across the room.&mdash; PringlePOP (@lilangel6396) July 3, 2019 23)She said “I love you big Black guys” like there were a gang of dudes in the room instead of just, y’know, me.&mdash; Joe Peratrooper (@chadstanton) July 2, 2019 24)https://twitter.com/ashy_liz/status/114615811472042803225)Hmm. I was riding and he farted and it stunk ..bad. Had the nerve to say “I drank a lot of milk today”&mdash; i snatched the dog bald too (@materialfan) July 2, 2019 26)Was smashing while “Martin” was on..busted out laughing mid stroke because of hustle man telling Gina to put alka seltzer In the water for her flowers..Lol&mdash; Alaric The Great ♛ (@SwooshVips) July 2, 2019 27)I was hooking up with this girl and slapping her ass. Then I realized that my roommates were home so I started clapping in between slaps to try and make it sound like I was just clapping. Clapping during sex is definitely one of the funniest things I’ve ever done 🤦🏽‍♀️😂&mdash; 🌊Stezzy 🌊 (@Navy2Wavvyy) July 3, 2019 28)Car sex and an ambulance pulled up next to us&mdash; calm-ye (@sweeetcharity) July 2, 2019 SEE YOU AT THE NUNNERY, Y&#39;ALL.