So, when a Reddit user asked, "What’s the cringiest thing you’ve heard someone with zero self-awareness say about themselves?" people were ready to reveal the most embarrassing, humiliating, or secondhand nightmares they've witnessed come out of someone's blissfully confident mouth.
(After a long speech badmouthing someone) “I’d say it to her face, but I’m too nice.” - iworkwithtableau
My sister is a compulsive liar and a “one-upper” combined. It makes for really awkward conversations. Did you do something fun? Well she claims to have done it AND have a crazy story to spice it up.
The worst was during a small get together at her house. One of the male guests mentioned that he was nervous about an upcoming prostate exam. Cue sister, “Oh, I had my prostate examined. Ugh." - Missat0micb0mbs