TIFU

<p>Teenagers are tough to parent. They are on the cusp of adulthood, but their brains are still developing. They are also going through puberty and are getting those human urges to explore their bodies. It&#39;s perfectly natural, but parents will also do their best to make sure it doesn&#39;t happen when they&#39;re around.</p><h2>On a <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/11rr7fd/tifu_the_plans_my_gf_and_i_made_to_sleep_together/" target="_blank">popular Reddit thread</a> in the Today I F*cked Up Subreddit, one teen tries to sneak off for some romantic time with his girlfriend but unfortunately gets the wrong person.</h2><p>He writes:</p><blockquote> <p>A few nights ago, I (19m) was camping with my GF (18) and her family. It was night 1 of our 3-day camping adventure. My GF shared a tent with her mom. I shared a tent with her brother (22). The dad shared a tent with no one. When everyone was supposed to be sleeping, my GF approached my tent and woke me up.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>She had beginner-level stealth mode skills because her brother was wide awake when she was done unzipping our tent. Not the end of the world. My GF and I anticipated that outcome during our brainstorming session at the beginning of the trip. Per our plan, my GF said she had to pee, which was my cue to say, &#39;I&#39;ll walk with you.&#39; This was meant to be the first phase of our secret mission to bang in the woods without the family knowing.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>However, I forgot about the secret mission. I never said, &#39;I&#39;ll walk with you.&#39; Instead, I asked the brother if he was keen to come with us because it seemed less ominous to wander in the woods in the middle of the night if we were more than two people. The brother shrugged and said he might as well pee. My GF stared at me like I made no sense to her. She said if I didn&#39;t want to be alone with her, then I was more than welcome to be alone with her brother.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I had to exit my tent without my pants or shoes because she stormed off without warning. She disappeared. I repeatedly tapped on her tent and whispered &#39;babe&#39; enough times for the person inside the tent to finally respond. It was her dad. I was at the wrong tent. In my defense, it was dark, and I was still recovering from a dream about being born with teeth growing out of my tongue, not to mention all our tents looked the same.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>The dad asked what I was doing barefoot in my boxers in front of his tent. I said, &#39;nature was calling, and I was looking for someone to keep me company.&#39; The dad connected the dots and asked if I hoped<em> someone</em> would be his daughter. I had no idea how to respond. The dad nodded as if my awkward silence was an undeniable yes to his question and sarcastically asked if I wanted his daughter to hold my hand or something smaller.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Again, I was unable to comment. The dad put on his boots and emerged with torches and toilet paper from his tent. I said I didn&#39;t need toilet paper. The dad said it was for him. I peed, and the dad pooped. I was forced to shut my eyes and think happy thoughts because the dad sounded like he was puking mud.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>On our way back, the dad suggested that I share a tent with him from now on. I was too traumatized to turn him down. The dad and I have been sharing a tent ever since, which made it impossible for my GF and me to have the privacy we planned for. I&#39;m currently not in the best BF category with the GF.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The internet is a fan of this story.</p><p><a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/StarManta/">StarManta</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/11rr7fd/comment/jca0sa2/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" target="_blank"> </a>says:</p><blockquote> <p>Lol at ragging on her &#39;beginner level stealth mode&#39; and then immediately following it up with forgetting there was even a stealth mission.</p> </blockquote><p><a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/OkVolume1/">OkVolume1</a> says:</p><blockquote> <p>This girl&#39;s dad has established his dominance.</p> </blockquote><p><a data-testid="comment_author_link" href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dc5trbo/">dc5trbo</a> says:</p><blockquote> <p>Don&#39;t feel bad OP. There was zero chance that plan was going to end up OK anyway. Even <em>if</em> the two of you managed to sneak away and have sex, everyone back at the campsite would have figured it out by the time you got back. Always remember that parents were kids once, too. They know wtf it is you are doing.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>OP, now you know for next time to stick to the plan!</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Teen tries to sneak a quickie with GF while camping but goes to GF's dad's tent.

Teenagers are tough to parent. They are on the cusp of adulthood, but their brains are still developing. They are also going through puberty and are getting those human urges to explore their bodies. It&#39;s perfectly natural, but parents will also do their best to make sure it doesn&#39;t happen when they&#39;re around.On a popular Reddit thread in the Today I F*cked Up Subreddit, one teen tries to sneak off for some romantic time with his girlfriend but unfortunately gets the wrong person.He writes: A few nights ago, I (19m) was camping with my GF (18) and her family. It was night 1 of our 3-day camping adventure. My GF shared a tent with her mom. I shared a tent with her brother (22). The dad shared a tent with no one. When everyone was supposed to be sleeping, my GF approached my tent and woke me up.  She had beginner-level stealth mode skills because her brother was wide awake when she was done unzipping our tent. Not the end of the world. My GF and I anticipated that outcome during our brainstorming session at the beginning of the trip. Per our plan, my GF said she had to pee, which was my cue to say, &#39;I&#39;ll walk with you.&#39; This was meant to be the first phase of our secret mission to bang in the woods without the family knowing.  However, I forgot about the secret mission. I never said, &#39;I&#39;ll walk with you.&#39; Instead, I asked the brother if he was keen to come with us because it seemed less ominous to wander in the woods in the middle of the night if we were more than two people. The brother shrugged and said he might as well pee. My GF stared at me like I made no sense to her. She said if I didn&#39;t want to be alone with her, then I was more than welcome to be alone with her brother.  I had to exit my tent without my pants or shoes because she stormed off without warning. She disappeared. I repeatedly tapped on her tent and whispered &#39;babe&#39; enough times for the person inside the tent to finally respond. It was her dad. I was at the wrong tent. In my defense, it was dark, and I was still recovering from a dream about being born with teeth growing out of my tongue, not to mention all our tents looked the same.  The dad asked what I was doing barefoot in my boxers in front of his tent. I said, &#39;nature was calling, and I was looking for someone to keep me company.&#39; The dad connected the dots and asked if I hoped someone would be his daughter. I had no idea how to respond. The dad nodded as if my awkward silence was an undeniable yes to his question and sarcastically asked if I wanted his daughter to hold my hand or something smaller.  Again, I was unable to comment. The dad put on his boots and emerged with torches and toilet paper from his tent. I said I didn&#39;t need toilet paper. The dad said it was for him. I peed, and the dad pooped. I was forced to shut my eyes and think happy thoughts because the dad sounded like he was puking mud.  On our way back, the dad suggested that I share a tent with him from now on. I was too traumatized to turn him down. The dad and I have been sharing a tent ever since, which made it impossible for my GF and me to have the privacy we planned for. I&#39;m currently not in the best BF category with the GF. The internet is a fan of this story.StarManta says: Lol at ragging on her &#39;beginner level stealth mode&#39; and then immediately following it up with forgetting there was even a stealth mission. OkVolume1 says: This girl&#39;s dad has established his dominance. dc5trbo says: Don&#39;t feel bad OP. There was zero chance that plan was going to end up OK anyway. Even if the two of you managed to sneak away and have sex, everyone back at the campsite would have figured it out by the time you got back. Always remember that parents were kids once, too. They know wtf it is you are doing. OP, now you know for next time to stick to the plan!

Teenagers are tough to parent. They are on the cusp of adulthood, but their brains are still developing. They are also going through puberty and are getting those human urges to explore their bodies. It&#39;s perfectly natural, but parents...