So, when a shocked, stunned, and defeated guest/"flower person"/definitely not a member of the bridal party decided to vent to the gloriously petty and hardcore Reddit group, "Wedding Shaming," about an epic disaster of a day, the audience was ready.
Just got back from this wedding and it was a doozy. I'm just going to make an itemized list because there was so much ridiculousness. We were in the wedding party as adult flower people (a cute idea). This is important for later...
Bride's mother, herefore known as Insane Witch, starts sending passive aggressive emails out before the ceremony. The wedding is in the middle of nowhere. We are expected to cater for ourselves. The groom "must have a beer in his hand at all times." We must provide the beer. Obviously.
Insane Witch is mad I do not want to join the girls in an $80 blow dry, and implies I will look unkempt. She keeps implying that my partner and I don't shower, for some reason?