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<p>Ladies, it&#39;s time to un-learn how to cook, cut your hair off and rack up some debt! Because that&#39;s how to lose the interest of a douchebag named Richard Cooper (no offense to douchebags, which may actually be of use to some women).</p><h2>This guy time traveled from 1950 to the current day to share his sexist list of 'how to keep a man in 6 simple steps' that literally no one asked for. Not a single person.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to keep a man in 6 simple steps<br><br>1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes<br>2. Be feminine (long hair, makeup, nails etc)<br>3. Don&#39;t nag him over trivial things<br>4. Be debt free<br>5. Don&#39;t be a single mom<br>6. Know how to please him in bed</p>&mdash; Richard Cooper (@Rich_Cooper) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rich_Cooper/status/1150413935721549824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>This list is like if men&#39;s rights activists took over Cosmo. It&#39;s so dated and demeaning, I had to double check I&#39;m not living in an episode of <em>Madmen.</em> Luckily, Twitter is pretty good at sniffing out bullsh*t and shutting it down, which is why Dick Coop&#39;s tweet quickly got 'ratio&#39;d' (if, like Richie, you&#39;re also visiting from the past, that means the replies far outweigh the likes and shares, and it&#39;s a sign that a tweet is very, very bad).</p><h2>People of all genders jumped in to shred Richard Cooper and his terrible, horrible, no good, very sexist tweet:</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why would they want you if they had all that going for them bro?</p>&mdash; MericanDaddy (@MericanDaddy) <a href="https://twitter.com/MericanDaddy/status/1150533785223684097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What he&#39;s basically saying-<br>1) I&#39;m utterly incapable of being a responsible adult, so I I need a free cook. <br>2) my masculinity is so fragile, it cannot tolerate u not looking like a 50s housewife. <br>3) I&#39;m a man child &amp; if u point out my flaws, I might start crying. So don&#39;t.</p>&mdash; shirsha (@_norwester) <a href="https://twitter.com/_norwester/status/1150477532271013888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to keep a man in 6 simple steps<br><br>1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes<br>2. Include addictive psychoactive ingredients<br>3. Encourage the hallucinations, esp. involving bugs<br>4. Don&#39;t nag him over trivial things<br>5. Slowly drain his spinal fluid<br>6. Begin amputations slowly</p>&mdash; Trail Potter (@TrailPotter) <a href="https://twitter.com/TrailPotter/status/1150639603017084929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>Women are taking the opportunity to prove we&#39;re not baby-making personal chefs put here to satisfy male sexual desires&mdash;by roasting the heck out of this loser.</h2><p>Here are some of the funniest responses from women:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to keep a man in 6 simple steps<br><br>1. Feign interest in his drivel. <br>2. Find a remote piece of land.<br>3. Buy a reliable stun gun.<br>4. Learn how to carry 2x your body weight. <br>5. Become proficient at making inpenetrable walls out of twigs.<br>6. Give the forest creatures dominion. <a href="https://t.co/ouhUp1CdsY">https://t.co/ouhUp1CdsY</a></p>&mdash; Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) <a href="https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/1150882573205348360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to keep a woman in one easy step:<br><br>Don&#39;t be a misogynistic incel jerk like Richard. <a href="https://t.co/LyzzvZ8OhP">https://t.co/LyzzvZ8OhP</a></p>&mdash; Claire G. Coleman (@clairegcoleman) <a href="https://twitter.com/clairegcoleman/status/1150548694329987073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1. Adopt, don&#39;t shop<br>2. Secure your yard<br>3. Regular walks<br>4. Mix of wet and dry food<br>5. GET HIM NEUTERED<br>6. Be prepared for a commitment, he could live to 20 or so years <a href="https://t.co/Kgexjd97Zp">https://t.co/Kgexjd97Zp</a></p>&mdash; Angela Mary Claire (@AngeMaryClaire) <a href="https://twitter.com/AngeMaryClaire/status/1150575642099892224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Maybe you haven’t found what you want because nobody’s trying to keep you around, Richard.</p>&mdash; feminist next door (@emrazz) <a href="https://twitter.com/emrazz/status/1150531710800551939?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I did not think it possible, but I am much gayer now, thank you very much.</p>&mdash; Rain Pawsitive 🐾 change. 🏳️‍🌈🤓😷 (@rainpawsitive) <a href="https://twitter.com/rainpawsitive/status/1150588836667371520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So, if I do the opposite, I can keep them away? 📝</p>&mdash; Genderfluid (Chucky&#39;s version) ⚧️ (@Kellthulhu) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kellthulhu/status/1150531815096102912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It is hilarious that this, bald, old, cargo short wearing, no socks, crappy beer drinking, narcissistic douche bag thinks he is an authority on “how to keep a man”. <a href="https://t.co/5WvhgSDpKi">pic.twitter.com/5WvhgSDpKi</a></p>&mdash; Lisa Ann (@oakaged22) <a href="https://twitter.com/oakaged22/status/1150567280570449920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How to keep a man in 5 simple steps (even simpler than 6)<br><br>1.) ask yourself why you’re tryna “keep” anybody<br><br>2.) let him “keep” himself <br><br>3.) throw him out if he needs “keeping” <br><br>4.) focus on your bag 💰 <br><br>5.) repeat til you find a man not a child that needs babysitting <a href="https://t.co/9QinBA2wmX">https://t.co/9QinBA2wmX</a></p>&mdash; Gina (@GinaShkeda) <a href="https://twitter.com/GinaShkeda/status/1150832572286558208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Joke&#39;s on you, Richie 'bitches be nagging!' Cooper. Women everywhere are cutting all our hair off, going on credit card spending sprees and becoming single moms, just to make <em>extra</em> sure you don&#39;t try to date us.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

People roast guy's list of six simple steps 'to keep a man.'

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Ladies, it&#39;s time to un-learn how to cook, cut your hair off and rack up some debt! Because that&#39;s how to lose the interest of a douchebag named Richard Cooper (no offense to douchebags, which may actually be of use to some women).This guy time traveled from 1950 to the current day to share his sexist list of 'how to keep a man in 6 simple steps' that literally no one asked for. Not a single person.How to keep a man in 6 simple steps1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes2. Be feminine (long hair, makeup, nails etc)3. Don&#39;t nag him over trivial things4. Be debt free5. Don&#39;t be a single mom6. Know how to please him in bed&mdash; Richard Cooper (@Rich_Cooper) July 14, 2019 This list is like if men&#39;s rights activists took over Cosmo. It&#39;s so dated and demeaning, I had to double check I&#39;m not living in an episode of Madmen. Luckily, Twitter is pretty good at sniffing out bullsh*t and shutting it down, which is why Dick Coop&#39;s tweet quickly got 'ratio&#39;d' (if, like Richie, you&#39;re also visiting from the past, that means the replies far outweigh the likes and shares, and it&#39;s a sign that a tweet is very, very bad).People of all genders jumped in to shred Richard Cooper and his terrible, horrible, no good, very sexist tweet:Why would they want you if they had all that going for them bro?&mdash; MericanDaddy (@MericanDaddy) July 14, 2019 What he&#39;s basically saying-1) I&#39;m utterly incapable of being a responsible adult, so I I need a free cook. 2) my masculinity is so fragile, it cannot tolerate u not looking like a 50s housewife. 3) I&#39;m a man child &amp; if u point out my flaws, I might start crying. So don&#39;t.&mdash; shirsha (@_norwester) July 14, 2019 How to keep a man in 6 simple steps1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes2. Include addictive psychoactive ingredients3. Encourage the hallucinations, esp. involving bugs4. Don&#39;t nag him over trivial things5. Slowly drain his spinal fluid6. Begin amputations slowly&mdash; Trail Potter (@TrailPotter) July 15, 2019 Women are taking the opportunity to prove we&#39;re not baby-making personal chefs put here to satisfy male sexual desires&mdash;by roasting the heck out of this loser.Here are some of the funniest responses from women:How to keep a man in 6 simple steps1. Feign interest in his drivel. 2. Find a remote piece of land.3. Buy a reliable stun gun.4. Learn how to carry 2x your body weight. 5. Become proficient at making inpenetrable walls out of twigs.6. Give the forest creatures dominion. https://t.co/ouhUp1CdsY&mdash; Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) July 15, 2019 How to keep a woman in one easy step:Don&#39;t be a misogynistic incel jerk like Richard. https://t.co/LyzzvZ8OhP&mdash; Claire G. Coleman (@clairegcoleman) July 14, 2019 1. Adopt, don&#39;t shop2. Secure your yard3. Regular walks4. Mix of wet and dry food5. GET HIM NEUTERED6. Be prepared for a commitment, he could live to 20 or so years https://t.co/Kgexjd97Zp&mdash; Angela Mary Claire (@AngeMaryClaire) July 15, 2019 Maybe you haven’t found what you want because nobody’s trying to keep you around, Richard.&mdash; feminist next door (@emrazz) July 14, 2019 I did not think it possible, but I am much gayer now, thank you very much.&mdash; Rain Pawsitive 🐾 change. 🏳️‍🌈🤓😷 (@rainpawsitive) July 15, 2019 So, if I do the opposite, I can keep them away? 📝&mdash; Genderfluid (Chucky&#39;s version) ⚧️ (@Kellthulhu) July 14, 2019 It is hilarious that this, bald, old, cargo short wearing, no socks, crappy beer drinking, narcissistic douche bag thinks he is an authority on “how to keep a man”. pic.twitter.com/5WvhgSDpKi&mdash; Lisa Ann (@oakaged22) July 15, 2019 How to keep a man in 5 simple steps (even simpler than 6)1.) ask yourself why you’re tryna “keep” anybody2.) let him “keep” himself 3.) throw him out if he needs “keeping” 4.) focus on your bag 💰 5.) repeat til you find a man not a child that needs babysitting https://t.co/9QinBA2wmX&mdash; Gina (@GinaShkeda) July 15, 2019 Joke&#39;s on you, Richie 'bitches be nagging!' Cooper. Women everywhere are cutting all our hair off, going on credit card spending sprees and becoming single moms, just to make extra sure you don&#39;t try to date us.

Ladies, it&#39;s time to un-learn how to cook, cut your hair off and rack up some debt! Because that&#39;s how to lose the interest of a douchebag named Richard Cooper (no offense to douchebags, which may actually be of use to some women)....