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<p>Actress Alicia Vikander stars as the bad-ass Lara Croft in the newly-released <em>Tomb Raider</em>. But for one guy on Twitter, she&#39;s just not going to cut it, because her breasts are just too darn small for him to possibly see her as Croft, a made-up woman from a video game.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it?<br><br>I guess I do. Sorry. <a href="https://t.co/5CsXwYFjBb">pic.twitter.com/5CsXwYFjBb</a></p>&mdash; Amazing⚡️Atheist (@amazingatheist) <a href="https://twitter.com/amazingatheist/status/972553484385050624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 10, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The man was YouTuber TJ Kirk, who goes by @amazingatheist on Twitter. On March 10, Kirk tweeted, &quot;Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it? I guess I do. Sorry.&quot;</p><p>Only, as it turns out, NO ONE actually had to say anything at all about Vikander/Croft&#39;s breasts. It&#39;s a choice. Weird that Kirk didn&#39;t know that. But don&#39;t worry, Twitter helped him out.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/972890202116165634</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">you also have the option to not be trash</p>&mdash; derek (birthday soon) (@derekdirge) <a href="https://twitter.com/derekdirge/status/972834492128915457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I mean you didn&#39;t have to, but you did anyway, unfortunately.</p>&mdash; She Smiled Anyway. (@tictacbergerac) <a href="https://twitter.com/tictacbergerac/status/973004383007985664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">But you are a massive tit, so it balances out, surely.</p>&mdash; Paul Tanter (@paultanter) <a href="https://twitter.com/paultanter/status/972897420370640896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/kayloroutsold/status/972961182721216512</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I mean in all honesty, no, nobody needed to be that guy.</p>&mdash; The Fandalorian (@ConCroucher) <a href="https://twitter.com/ConCroucher/status/972935462519230464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 11, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/972885314061684736</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Hopefully everyone who goes to see Tomb Raider will be able to find a way to look past the fact that Alicia Vikander&#39;s chest is neither a triangle, nor a set of enormous jugs.</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="384" src="https://giphy.com/embed/Lnk131VOYEAyQ" width="480"></iframe> <p> </p> </div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Guy complains about the size of Lara Croft's breasts and it blows up in his face.

Actress Alicia Vikander stars as the bad-ass Lara Croft in the newly-released Tomb Raider. But for one guy on Twitter, she&#39;s just not going to cut it, because her breasts are just too darn small for him to possibly see her as Croft, a made-up woman from a video game.Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it?I guess I do. Sorry. pic.twitter.com/5CsXwYFjBb&mdash; Amazing⚡️Atheist (@amazingatheist) March 10, 2018 The man was YouTuber TJ Kirk, who goes by @amazingatheist on Twitter. On March 10, Kirk tweeted, &quot;Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it? I guess I do. Sorry.&quot;Only, as it turns out, NO ONE actually had to say anything at all about Vikander/Croft&#39;s breasts. It&#39;s a choice. Weird that Kirk didn&#39;t know that. But don&#39;t worry, Twitter helped him out.https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/972890202116165634you also have the option to not be trash&mdash; derek (birthday soon) (@derekdirge) March 11, 2018 I mean you didn&#39;t have to, but you did anyway, unfortunately.&mdash; She Smiled Anyway. (@tictacbergerac) March 12, 2018 But you are a massive tit, so it balances out, surely.&mdash; Paul Tanter (@paultanter) March 11, 2018 https://twitter.com/kayloroutsold/status/972961182721216512I mean in all honesty, no, nobody needed to be that guy.&mdash; The Fandalorian (@ConCroucher) March 11, 2018 https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/972885314061684736Hopefully everyone who goes to see Tomb Raider will be able to find a way to look past the fact that Alicia Vikander&#39;s chest is neither a triangle, nor a set of enormous jugs.   

A man took the time to complain about the size of Alicia Vikander's breasts on Twitter. It didn't go well for him.