Over on Reddit's vaunted Antiwork community, employees post the most outrageous text messages from their bosses. Because truly, when you receive a text like this — you want the entire internet to share in your disbelief.
1.) 'Got inspired to share these texts from my last job'
2.) 'Texts I received from my manager tonight...'
3.) 'Inshallah means if God wills it — this guy likes using it instead of yes or no to leave him some wiggle room'
4.) 'Let go from my old company, but receiving texts about the calls I had in my calendar.'
5.) 'Owner texts me on one of my two days off in a row, that I’m not scheduled, asking me to come in. Then a few hours later asks the same for the next day.'
6.) 'Quit my job yesterday due to being told the day before Christmas I have no future at my job, today most the staff where unable to do what I did so I got a lovely early morning text'
7.) 'I WFH and start work at 8. Got back to my desk and received this text as I was logging back into my PC. This infuriated me because I’ve always been rated as an above average worker and also, I was constipated. Not mention it was morning time when most people use the bathroom. Yeah I know, TMI and I should probably eat more fiber but damn!'
8.) 'Today is my one day off work.'
9.) 'Nurse here, texted a mom, and her inner Karen emerged. BTW, it’s her husband she would have to wake up.'