People who clean other people's homes professionally discover a lot more than just gnarly dust bunnies under the bed. Cleaning someone's homes is a window into the darkest corners of their lives. So if you have a housekeeper, tip them well. They know all your secrets.
1.) From LtLacie:
One family had a metric f**kton of money, but it was obvious that the husband was hiding it from the wife; they would argue about how the bills were getting paid, yet the bank statements I kept having to clean up from the study showed that bills should never have been a problem.
2.) From [deleted]:
Moms a housekeeper. The answer is everything. From what you had for breakfast to who you're having an affair with. She even knows how much money is in the bank.
Note: she doesn't snoop, you just gradually learn stuff when cleaning for people for an extended amount of time.