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<p>There&#39;s a slightly nauseating saying, &quot;don&#39;t sh*t where you eat,&quot; that is meant to dissuade employees from hooking up with co-workers. It&#39;s a saying that many, many co-workers have blatantly disregarded in the history of people having jobs. Hooking up with your co-workers is for sure a potential landmine, but it&#39;s also a fun one! And it can often work out for the best, since many people do end up pulling a Jim &amp; Pam and marrying a co-worker. But while hooking up with a co-worker is risky, it&#39;s not nearly as risky as hooking up AT WORK&mdash;as in, on the premises, during work hours. That takes a level of courage and recklessness that I frankly respect. Even if it is a recipe for getting fired, or at least an awkward meeting with HR.</p><p>Someone <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/n94deo/people_who_got_caught_having_sex_at_work_what/" target="_blank">asked</a> people of Reddit who got caught hooking up at work: &quot;what happened?&quot; The responses did not disappoint.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>Here are 17 stories of employees who risked it all to do something NSFW at work, and what happened when they got caught:</h2><p>1.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jaaaamesbaaxter/">jaaaamesbaaxter</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I was a whitewater raft guide 10 years ago. We would party at the area where we stacked our rafts at night at our boathouse (we slept in tents nearby). One thing lead to another and my girlfriend at the time and I got it on on top of a stack of rafts under the stars quite drunk.</p> <p>The boathouse manager lived in a small apartment with an upstairs window directly adjacent to this stack of rafts.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>We would be introduced to our tours by him each day with fun little anecdotes. Like &ldquo;this is James, best river guide west of the Mississippi!&rdquo;</p> <p>So the next day, after saying nothing to us, he is introducing us and goes &ldquo;ok, now your guide is going to be Chelsea the screamer!!!&rdquo; With a pointed look at us. She looked like she saw a ghost, then laughed it off.</p> <p>No further repercussions beyond the call out and a bit of laughs. It was a laid back environment though.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/AbeSimpson666/">AbeSimpson666</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I worked at Whole Foods. A man and wife worked together and the wife was 6+ months pregnant. One day the wife goes out to their shared car during a lunch break and lo and behold inside their car her husband is just banging away with another WF employee. I&#39;ve never seen the entire store come together like a family as they did that day in support of the pregnant wife.</p> </blockquote><p>3.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/procrastining_grad/">procrastining_grad</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Worked retail in college.</p> <p>We were in the stock room, clothes mostly still on, when the shift manager came in. Had her up against some fitted shirts.</p> <p>Me and her were written up and sent home. They interviewed us separately the next day, we lied about not having a relationship so they wouldn&#39;t transfer one of us.</p> <p>Looking back I&#39;m actually pretty surprised we weren&#39;t fired.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/notofyourworld/">notofyourworld</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I worked in retail. The shift supervisor was hitting on a new cashier all week. They banged in the storage closet. He told me right away. We both looked her way and her face got really red and but she kept a smile on the rest of the day. Her boyfriend picked her up at the end of the shift, he was her usual ride since she didn&#39;t have a car. A few days later, the shift supervisor was fired because she filed a complaint and the store manager said there was security camera footage of both them going into the closet together.</p> </blockquote><p>5.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LiverFox/">LiverFox</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Co worker and manager got caught. He got transferred and she started hitting on me (and everyone else). It was awkward, but they were both adults 🤷&zwj;♂️</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/DIYinTX/">DIYinTX</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Not necessarily on duty but &ldquo;at work.&rdquo; Used to work on cruise ships and crew occasionally get cabin inspections. My gf/coworker and I were doing the deed in the morning when we hear a knock and the phrase &ldquo;cabin inspection&rdquo; in an authoritative British accent which we knew was the ship&rsquo;s captain. I managed to grab all my clothes and run to the restroom, my gf straightened out the room and managed to stall the captain and prevent him from checking the bathroom. I owed her big time!</p> </blockquote><p>7.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/thatbcbastard77/">thatbcbastard77</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>We were in high school and worked at a small pizza parlor. We opened on a Sunday together. We had to be there at 9am for prep and we opened at 11am. The owner showed up right at 11am and had to unlock the door to get in. He found us in the back, in the middle of the act. Apparently time had got away from us. We were both fired on the spot.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Aragorn_71/">Aragorn_71</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Nothing. They said sorry and closed the walk-in door. Restaurants are a weird and wacky world.</p> </blockquote><p>9.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/w4nkbank/">w4nkbank</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>College job in an office, janitor walked in on me and another intern banging in an empty conference room.</p> <p>Only repercussion is that now I get to marry her in a month.</p> </blockquote><p>10.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mattbrianjess/">mattbrianjess</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>We worked as lab assistants/TA kind role and after we finished grading assignments in the classroom section of the lab every Wednesday night her and I would have sex on one of the desks. There were 10 desks and ten weeks left in the semester so we thought we would take advantage of the privacy and give us an excuse to grade quizzes/tests/work sets as fast as possible.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>The last week, the professor shows up with food thanking us for being so much more dedicated than all her other assistants in all her years teaching. Prof. says &ldquo;well this explains a lot, don&rsquo;t get pregnant.&rdquo; She left the food and left. Locking the door on the way out. We finished. Ate the food. And had sex again.</p> <p>Best professor ever? Not even a question.</p> </blockquote><p>11.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Rig88/">Rig88</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Got caught going at it in the toilets at a work party with my co-worker. Luckily who ever it was saved us the embarrassment and just knocked on the door loudly. We straightened up and left, carried on drinking. Toilet was in this tucked away corner so the party couldn&#39;t see us leaving and no-one was outside when we left. Nothing ever happened of it thankfully.</p> <p>Very fun though, 10/10, would do again.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Billbaparadise/">Billbaparadise</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Wife is a teacher. I visited her classroom after hours and we banged in the actual broom closet like something off a crappy sitcom...</p> <p>Of course someone did walk in, said, &quot;Oops&quot; and left and I almost lost my sh*t.</p> <p>But wife was like, &quot;relax... half the staff are banging each other and I&#39;ve caught a few in here myself before.&quot;</p> </blockquote><p>13.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/abae17/">abae17</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I was caught by my boss&rsquo;s boss, going at it with my boss. He threw his binder down on the ground to get our attention. Then he left and we stopped doing what we were doing and just finished the shift. I was so sure we were both going to get fired. I was a nervous wreck the whole day.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>In the end, he decided to not tell anyone and not to fire us. He just asked me if it was consensual, which it was, and lectured me on how inappropriate that was (obviously I agree). He also said he wished us a happy relationship lol. Scariest and most awkward day at work of my life. Never again. I see the supervisor sometimes and I know it&rsquo;s obviously something we&rsquo;ll both never forget.</p> </blockquote><p>14.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/joeinbow/">joeinbow</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I was Chief Electrician in a theater that was being rebuilt the plant room was at the top of the building in the late stages of the fit-out I went to the plant room and caught two (handsome) electricians in the middle of a lewd act. I&#39;m afraid I just said &quot;Have fun lads&quot; and left. Suppose it might have been different if someone straight had caught them</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HappyTravler99/">HappyTravler99</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>As a young man I was a night shift Pizza Hut assistant manager, had this one waitress, she was hot. She would need help with a problem with a rest room, once a week. Then twice then anytime we worked together until we forgot to lock the door and a lady walked in in on us. Both got fired but we were legendary and pretty much got free pizza for then next year when we came in though.</p> </blockquote><p>16.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SLAMpigACTUAL/">SLAMpigACTUAL</a>;</p><blockquote> <p>I was a Ford tech in my early 20s, and was working on my new girlfriend&#39;s car after hours. She mentioned some new Cadillac suv that was in the shop was a sexy vehicle. We ended up having sex inside it until I heard a walk through door close with the usual bang. I got dressed quickly and jumped out and walked around the back just in time to catch a salesman and the couple looking to buy it. She managed to slip out and move to a different location. The sales guy totally knew what was going on and asked if I would bring it around when I was done with the detail. He got a bottle of crown royal on his desk the next day.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.) From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Worlds_Best_Coffee/">Worlds_Best_Coffee</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>We hired a new guy and as he was relocating from across country he asked for a job for his wife and we accommodated. They ran the customer facing aspect of our shop, which included a storefront that was only open a few hours a week.</p> <p>Routinely we would call into the room to get things from them and the phone would go unanswered. They assured us they were up to nothing but we heard noises a few times so I played a hunch.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I was IT and one day coming out of the server room passed them in the hall and she asked what I was doing in there and I fabricated a security system that no one bothered checking. I explained I was in charge of the tapes and updates - that due to robbery and theft, we had hidden camera in every room - including their office. I hadn&#39;t looked at it in months and was restoring the system to look at some stuff from the past weeks.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Fast forward about 20 minutes, they are TEARING THE ROOM APART looking for a camera. You can hear her sobbing through the door, shocked at what I &quot;have on tape&quot;. They got a warning, I pointed into a vent as a heads up for the camera and warned it got the whole room.</p> <p>We eventually fired them both.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 people share what happened when they got caught hooking up at work.

There&#39;s a slightly nauseating saying, &quot;don&#39;t sh*t where you eat,&quot; that is meant to dissuade employees from hooking up with co-workers. It&#39;s a saying that many, many co-workers have blatantly disregarded in the history of people having jobs. Hooking up with your co-workers is for sure a potential landmine, but it&#39;s also a fun one! And it can often work out for the best, since many people do end up pulling a Jim &amp; Pam and marrying a co-worker. But while hooking up with a co-worker is risky, it&#39;s not nearly as risky as hooking up AT WORK&mdash;as in, on the premises, during work hours. That takes a level of courage and recklessness that I frankly respect. Even if it is a recipe for getting fired, or at least an awkward meeting with HR.Someone asked people of Reddit who got caught hooking up at work: &quot;what happened?&quot; The responses did not disappoint.Here are 17 stories of employees who risked it all to do something NSFW at work, and what happened when they got caught:1.) From jaaaamesbaaxter: I was a whitewater raft guide 10 years ago. We would party at the area where we stacked our rafts at night at our boathouse (we slept in tents nearby). One thing lead to another and my girlfriend at the time and I got it on on top of a stack of rafts under the stars quite drunk. The boathouse manager lived in a small apartment with an upstairs window directly adjacent to this stack of rafts.  We would be introduced to our tours by him each day with fun little anecdotes. Like &ldquo;this is James, best river guide west of the Mississippi!&rdquo; So the next day, after saying nothing to us, he is introducing us and goes &ldquo;ok, now your guide is going to be Chelsea the screamer!!!&rdquo; With a pointed look at us. She looked like she saw a ghost, then laughed it off. No further repercussions beyond the call out and a bit of laughs. It was a laid back environment though. 2.) From AbeSimpson666: I worked at Whole Foods. A man and wife worked together and the wife was 6+ months pregnant. One day the wife goes out to their shared car during a lunch break and lo and behold inside their car her husband is just banging away with another WF employee. I&#39;ve never seen the entire store come together like a family as they did that day in support of the pregnant wife. 3.) From procrastining_grad: Worked retail in college. We were in the stock room, clothes mostly still on, when the shift manager came in. Had her up against some fitted shirts. Me and her were written up and sent home. They interviewed us separately the next day, we lied about not having a relationship so they wouldn&#39;t transfer one of us. Looking back I&#39;m actually pretty surprised we weren&#39;t fired. 4.) From notofyourworld: I worked in retail. The shift supervisor was hitting on a new cashier all week. They banged in the storage closet. He told me right away. We both looked her way and her face got really red and but she kept a smile on the rest of the day. Her boyfriend picked her up at the end of the shift, he was her usual ride since she didn&#39;t have a car. A few days later, the shift supervisor was fired because she filed a complaint and the store manager said there was security camera footage of both them going into the closet together. 5.) From LiverFox: Co worker and manager got caught. He got transferred and she started hitting on me (and everyone else). It was awkward, but they were both adults 🤷&zwj;♂️ 6.) From DIYinTX: Not necessarily on duty but &ldquo;at work.&rdquo; Used to work on cruise ships and crew occasionally get cabin inspections. My gf/coworker and I were doing the deed in the morning when we hear a knock and the phrase &ldquo;cabin inspection&rdquo; in an authoritative British accent which we knew was the ship&rsquo;s captain. I managed to grab all my clothes and run to the restroom, my gf straightened out the room and managed to stall the captain and prevent him from checking the bathroom. I owed her big time! 7.) From thatbcbastard77: We were in high school and worked at a small pizza parlor. We opened on a Sunday together. We had to be there at 9am for prep and we opened at 11am. The owner showed up right at 11am and had to unlock the door to get in. He found us in the back, in the middle of the act. Apparently time had got away from us. We were both fired on the spot. 8.) From Aragorn_71: Nothing. They said sorry and closed the walk-in door. Restaurants are a weird and wacky world. 9.) From w4nkbank: College job in an office, janitor walked in on me and another intern banging in an empty conference room. Only repercussion is that now I get to marry her in a month. 10.) From mattbrianjess: We worked as lab assistants/TA kind role and after we finished grading assignments in the classroom section of the lab every Wednesday night her and I would have sex on one of the desks. There were 10 desks and ten weeks left in the semester so we thought we would take advantage of the privacy and give us an excuse to grade quizzes/tests/work sets as fast as possible.  The last week, the professor shows up with food thanking us for being so much more dedicated than all her other assistants in all her years teaching. Prof. says &ldquo;well this explains a lot, don&rsquo;t get pregnant.&rdquo; She left the food and left. Locking the door on the way out. We finished. Ate the food. And had sex again. Best professor ever? Not even a question. 11.) From Rig88: Got caught going at it in the toilets at a work party with my co-worker. Luckily who ever it was saved us the embarrassment and just knocked on the door loudly. We straightened up and left, carried on drinking. Toilet was in this tucked away corner so the party couldn&#39;t see us leaving and no-one was outside when we left. Nothing ever happened of it thankfully. Very fun though, 10/10, would do again. 12.) From Billbaparadise: Wife is a teacher. I visited her classroom after hours and we banged in the actual broom closet like something off a crappy sitcom... Of course someone did walk in, said, &quot;Oops&quot; and left and I almost lost my sh*t. But wife was like, &quot;relax... half the staff are banging each other and I&#39;ve caught a few in here myself before.&quot; 13.) From abae17: I was caught by my boss&rsquo;s boss, going at it with my boss. He threw his binder down on the ground to get our attention. Then he left and we stopped doing what we were doing and just finished the shift. I was so sure we were both going to get fired. I was a nervous wreck the whole day.  In the end, he decided to not tell anyone and not to fire us. He just asked me if it was consensual, which it was, and lectured me on how inappropriate that was (obviously I agree). He also said he wished us a happy relationship lol. Scariest and most awkward day at work of my life. Never again. I see the supervisor sometimes and I know it&rsquo;s obviously something we&rsquo;ll both never forget. 14.) From joeinbow: I was Chief Electrician in a theater that was being rebuilt the plant room was at the top of the building in the late stages of the fit-out I went to the plant room and caught two (handsome) electricians in the middle of a lewd act. I&#39;m afraid I just said &quot;Have fun lads&quot; and left. Suppose it might have been different if someone straight had caught them 15.) From HappyTravler99: As a young man I was a night shift Pizza Hut assistant manager, had this one waitress, she was hot. She would need help with a problem with a rest room, once a week. Then twice then anytime we worked together until we forgot to lock the door and a lady walked in in on us. Both got fired but we were legendary and pretty much got free pizza for then next year when we came in though. 16.) From SLAMpigACTUAL; I was a Ford tech in my early 20s, and was working on my new girlfriend&#39;s car after hours. She mentioned some new Cadillac suv that was in the shop was a sexy vehicle. We ended up having sex inside it until I heard a walk through door close with the usual bang. I got dressed quickly and jumped out and walked around the back just in time to catch a salesman and the couple looking to buy it. She managed to slip out and move to a different location. The sales guy totally knew what was going on and asked if I would bring it around when I was done with the detail. He got a bottle of crown royal on his desk the next day. 17.) From Worlds_Best_Coffee: We hired a new guy and as he was relocating from across country he asked for a job for his wife and we accommodated. They ran the customer facing aspect of our shop, which included a storefront that was only open a few hours a week. Routinely we would call into the room to get things from them and the phone would go unanswered. They assured us they were up to nothing but we heard noises a few times so I played a hunch.  I was IT and one day coming out of the server room passed them in the hall and she asked what I was doing in there and I fabricated a security system that no one bothered checking. I explained I was in charge of the tapes and updates - that due to robbery and theft, we had hidden camera in every room - including their office. I hadn&#39;t looked at it in months and was restoring the system to look at some stuff from the past weeks.  Fast forward about 20 minutes, they are TEARING THE ROOM APART looking for a camera. You can hear her sobbing through the door, shocked at what I &quot;have on tape&quot;. They got a warning, I pointed into a vent as a heads up for the camera and warned it got the whole room. We eventually fired them both. 

There&#39;s a slightly nauseating saying, &quot;don&#39;t sh*t where you eat,&quot; that is meant to dissuade employees from hooking up with co-workers. It&#39;s a saying that many, many co-workers have blatantly disregarded in the history...