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<p>Think you&#39;re the only one dealing with a bunch of bullsh*t at your job? Well, if it&#39;s any consolation, you&#39;re not. Someone recently asked Reddit, &quot;what BS are you dealing with at work right now?&quot; And these answers prove that dealing with B.S. all day is basically the definition of having a job. These people (all of us who have to show up to work every day) deserve a support group, although I guess that exists. It&#39;s called Happy Hour.</p><h2>1) Bad dads.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/aoacyra/">aoacyra</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Lately whenever the mother of one of my students pisses off the father (they divorced &gt;4 months ago) he will send all three of their kids in mismatched clothes with shirts that have some variation of &ldquo;I love my Dad&rdquo; or &ldquo;Daddy&rsquo;s kid&rdquo;.</p> <p>I have not seen the same shirt twice and believe mom throws the shirts out and dad just keeps buying more.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2) USB B.S.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Prophet086/">Prophet086</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>&quot;Do this task. What do you need?</p> <p>- I need 30 computers and 20 USB3 flash drives.</p> <p>- Here&#39;s 15 computers and 7 USB2 flash drives.</p> <p>- What? I need 30, where&#39;s the other 15? And these flash drives won&#39;t do, the system won&#39;t even work with those.</p> <p>- Budget cuts, sorry.&quot;</p> <p>Later...</p> <p>&quot;How&#39;s this task going along?</p> <p>- Everything is set to go, but as is it won&#39;t fulfill the task.</p> <p>- What&#39;s keeping you from doing the task?</p> <p>- I need 15 more computers and 20 USB3 flash drives.</p> <p>- Ok, we&#39;ll order more ASAP, they&#39;ll be here in two years. Make sure everything&#39;s running by September though.&quot;</p> <p>Are things like this everywhere or is it just at my job?</p> </blockquote><h2>3) Vagueness.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SalemScout/">SalemScout</a>:</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>I have a vendor who gives me the same answer every day that I email him: &quot;Let me check and get back to you.&quot;</p> <p>His shipment has slipped by over two months at this point and it&#39;s driving me nuts.</p> <p>He&#39;s doing the same thing to other people in my office on other projects. He&#39;s on a quick list to be blacklisted, but unfortunately, the clients love his stuff.</p> <p>Edit: Furniture, he sells furniture. Why does everyone think it&#39;s drugs?</p> </blockquote><h2>4) Scheduling B.S.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PIZZAspartan442/">PIZZAspartan442</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Being scheduled on basically every day I was supposed to have off</p> </blockquote><h2>5) Ghost employees.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SaltySolicitor/">SaltySolicitor</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>A third party keeps insisting that an individual worked for my company. They did not. We have searched everywhere. We have punched in every variation of their name, birthday, social security number into our system. Dude didn&#39;t work here, and &quot;Well this other woman says he did&quot; isn&#39;t an argument.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6) When you&#39;re understaffed.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/rTheWorst/">rTheWorst</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Bar manager and 20% of the staff quit. Owner hasn&#39;t hired anyone. It&#39;s been 3 months. No one can take unexpected days off or call in sick and inventory is at an all time low. (Except the kegs. So. Many. Kegs.) We keep running out of fuckin <em>everything</em>. I (and others) have offered to help over the summer and nothing has come of it. The restaurant is expanding and we need more employees but my boss is too focused on having us dust (<strong>during construction</strong>), replacing glassware with crystal, and setting up public accessible training courses to bother with actual management. Oh, and communication is non existent, so I regularly show up to work and have no idea where shit is or what the new procedures are.</p> </blockquote><h2>7) Boss&#39; birthdays.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/funplans20/">funplans20</a>:</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>It&#39;s my bosses birthday, not a lot of folks respect her. I&#39;m new to the department and was asked by Don to collect money on Friday to get her flowers. He was going to bake a cake and bring it in. He was sick yesterday so didn&#39;t come to work. I collected a measly 19$ from others, awkward af because no one even likes her, topped it up with my own 10 to get a decent bunch of flowers, bought yesterday evening and brought in this AM.</p> <p>Don is in and says &quot;I couldn&#39;t find the money you collected, do you have it&quot; I said &quot;I used it yesterday to buy the flowers, wasn&#39;t that the plan?&quot; He replies with an attitudey &quot;well no...&quot; I ask why it matters and he says &quot;well I couldn&#39;t bake the cake because I was sick so I don&#39;t know what we&#39;re going to do now if the money&#39;s used up, we can&#39;t get a cake now&quot;<br /> Another girl nicely chimes in that she will run out and grab a cake and don&#39;t worry Don it&#39;s all fine. Don&#39;s a snippy guy so I don&#39;t bother asking him how I was to know he&#39;s too ridiculous to go get a cake himself.</p> <p>Others are running around asking me if I&#39;ve seen the money because apparently Don&#39;s making it well known that I was supposed to collect money but no one has seen the envelope (obviously, I took it yesterday), then I have to explain that I used all the money so I look stupid. Keep throwing in that I was doing exactly as was asked of me but Jesus Christ Don would it kill you to communicate your change of plans to people???</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8) Why plan when you can improvise?!</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Much_Difference/">Much_Difference</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Everything is done in an improvised fashion even when it&#39;s identical to something we&#39;ve done a hundred times before. They refuse to create any kind of system or structure for doing anything and it drives me up the wall. Every single time, every question, every form, every action, everything, needs to be run through a hundred different people and approached as if it&#39;s a brand new thing, even if it&#39;s routine paperwork we do multiple times a week. It&#39;s the most incredible waste of time.</p> <p>Let&#39;s say I traveled from Phoenix to Tucson and I need to be reimbursed for gas.</p> <p>I&#39;ll go pull out the exact same piece of paperwork I used last time. I&#39;ll fill in the extremely basic blanks that I did last time. Name, travel date and time, mileage, gas receipt, sign and date. Submit the form.</p> <p>A day later, I get an email. Oh hey here you put &quot;Tucson&quot; but you need to put &quot;Tucson, Pima County, AZ.&quot;</p> <p>Make the change. Ask if there are any other changes. Nope, looks good. Resubmit.</p> <p>A day later, I get a phone call. Oh hey here you put &quot;Jay J. Jameson&quot; but you need to put &quot;Jay Jonah Jameson.&quot;</p> <p>Make the change. Ask if there are any other changes. Nope, looks good. Resubmit.</p> <p>A day later, someone pops in my office. Oh hey here you put &quot;Pima County, AZ&quot; and &quot;Jay Jonah&quot; but it needs to just say &quot;Tucson, AZ&quot; and &quot;J. J. Jameson&quot; oops.</p> <p>Make the change. Ask if there are any other changes. Nope, looks good. Resubmit.</p> <p>It finally goes through.</p> <p>Two weeks later, I travel from Phoenix to Tucson and need to be reimbursed for gas.</p> <p>I pull out the final version that finally went through last time, just two weeks ago, after all the changes. I change nothing except the date/time and attach the new gas receipt.</p> <p>A day later, I get an email. Oh hey here you put Tucson, AZ but now it just needs to say Tucson. Oh hey here you put Phoenix but you didn&#39;t include the zip. Oh hey here you put J. J. Jameson but it needs to say J. J. Jameson Jr, Esq. Oh hey here you put that it&#39;s 113 miles but we decided to start rounding to the nearest five so it should should 115 miles. Oh hey here you put 115 miles but an hour ago we decided it needs to be rounded to the nearest ten-thousandth of a mile. Oh hey we decided to do away with zip codes on these forms.</p> <p><strong>Every. Single. Time.</strong></p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9) Last man standing.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/iFlyHighh/">iFlyHighh</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Trying to move this fuck ass 40ft fiberglass ladder on my own since everyone called in</p> </blockquote><h2>10) Helicopter bosses.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Ganglebot/">Ganglebot</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I work with a woman who cc&#39;s her boss on all emails. Her boss follows up on all of the emails 5-10 minutes later. They looks like this:</p> <p>Woman: &quot;Hey Ganglebot, we&#39;re starting this new thing so can you send us X, Y and Z when you have a chance - thanks!&quot;</p> <p>Her boss, 5 min later: &quot;Ganglebot, as per [woman&#39;s] initial request, we need these things to move forward. In our previous meeting on May 4th, at 2pm you indicated you could send these to us. I ask you to please send these along ASAP as our initiative depends on good information. Please confirm receipt and indicate when we can expect these documents.&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11) Mandatory meetings.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Raichu4u/" style="font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">Raichu4u</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Girlfriend took the time off in advance to see a best friend she hasn&#39;t seen in two years for literally one day. Work is currently telling her that they&#39;re scheduling a mandatory employee meeting everyone needs to go to or else you get fired. Keep in mind there is barely anything important that ever gets announced at these.</p> </blockquote><h2>12) Silent treatment.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/OSB2018/">OSB2018</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I handed in my notice at work and my boss suddenly stopped talking to me. LOL...</p> </blockquote><h2>13) Waiting for that raise.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SouthernGirl2016/">SouthernGirl2016</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I was offered a job at another location. I told my boss about it and my current company offered me a raise to stay. I took it. It&rsquo;s been 2 months and I haven&rsquo;t seen the raise in my paycheck yet.</p> <p>UPDATE: I emailed my boss and asked for an update. They assumed I understood that the raise would begin at our new fiscal year which starts July 1. So it will be in my next paycheck.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14) Cleaning up your co-worker&#39;s mess.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/tonderthrowaway/">tonderthrowaway</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I manage all the tools, parts, and materials for a small electrical company. We have a ton of little fittings, couplings, and such that are very small and have multiple parts. We recently let one of our journeymen go, and I&#39;m in the process of clearing out his van. Turns out he was hoarding tens of thousands of fittings in his van, all mixed together with absolutely no organization. To top it off, at least 60% of them were completely disassembled before being just chucked in to drawers, boxes, and bags along with mixed bolts, nuts, fasteners, etc., so it is now my job to take these collections of assorted hardware and dump them out, separate them, and reassemble as many as I can before restocking them in my already overflowing shop.</p> </blockquote><h2>15) Boss B.S.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HumanoidRobot/">HumanoidRobot</a>:</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Boss doesn&#39;t understand how time works.</p> </blockquote><h2>16) Co-workers from Hell.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Costner_Facts/">Costner_Facts</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Jeff cuts his fingernails every fucking day in his office. How do they grow so fast? Is he a werewolf?</p> <p>Also, he scrapes every last tiny fucking bit out of his yogurt container. It&#39;s so loud and he does it for like 3 minutes straight.</p> </blockquote><h2>17) Internships.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sevenplytoiletpaper/">sevenplytoiletpaper</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m at an internship I was extremely excited to have and learn from. I haven&#39;t done any work the past 2 weeks :/</p> </blockquote><h2>18) &quot;The Peter principle.&quot;</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Col_Walter_Tits/">Col_Walter_Tits</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I wasn&rsquo;t able to hit the target goal for the cancer screening program I work for this year. Basically my head office asked me to increase the number of people we screen for breast cancer this past year. I agreed to the increased goal but they then didn&rsquo;t increase my budget enough to actually cover it. So come the end of our fiscal year and I&rsquo;m having to explain to them over and over why it happened. And my boss JUST called to ask if I can increase my goal more for next year with no additional funds. The Peter principle alive and well.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19) Just be a robot, mmkay?</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/FuzzyElf47/">FuzzyElf47</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Two of my co-workers were promoted out of the department and no one was hired to replace them, leaving me to do the work of three people (minimum). Upon expressing that my own hours weren&#39;t enough time to get the work done - even with overtime, I was told, &quot;You have to get it done. If you can&#39;t get it done it means we&#39;ll have to find someone else who will.&quot;</p> <p>Robot. What you&#39;re looking for is a robot willing to work 24/7 for a barely living wage. Got it. Glad to know the company values my mental health.</p> </blockquote><h2>20) Occupational Satan &amp; Hell Administration.</h2><p>Via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/saban45/">saban45</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Sharing an office with OSHA* specialist. He has literally nothing to do,each morning he fills up the three band aid dispensers that we have and then stares out the window or sits in front of a blank computer screen all day and keeps fucking clicking with his pen and annoying the shit out off me. Meanwhile I have so much stuff to do shits falling off my table, have tons of emails, people constantly asking for help and he then he leans over the monitor and comments &quot;busy today eh?&quot; I swear to god I hear one more pen click or stupid comment we will have our very first work accident and there will be noone to claim it to.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>*Occupational Safety and Health Administration</p><p>GAHHHHHHHHHHHH. And to think it&#39;s only Monday.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

People are sharing the BS they are currently dealing with at work. My co-worker's a hoarder.

Think you&#39;re the only one dealing with a bunch of bullsh*t at your job? Well, if it&#39;s any consolation, you&#39;re not. Someone recently asked Reddit, &quot;what BS are you dealing with at work right now?&quot; And these answers prove that dealing with B.S. all day is basically the definition of having a job. These people (all of us who have to show up to work every day) deserve a support group, although I guess that exists. It&#39;s called Happy Hour.1) Bad dads.Via aoacyra: Lately whenever the mother of one of my students pisses off the father (they divorced &gt;4 months ago) he will send all three of their kids in mismatched clothes with shirts that have some variation of &ldquo;I love my Dad&rdquo; or &ldquo;Daddy&rsquo;s kid&rdquo;. I have not seen the same shirt twice and believe mom throws the shirts out and dad just keeps buying more. 2) USB B.S.Via Prophet086: &quot;Do this task. What do you need? - I need 30 computers and 20 USB3 flash drives. - Here&#39;s 15 computers and 7 USB2 flash drives. - What? I need 30, where&#39;s the other 15? And these flash drives won&#39;t do, the system won&#39;t even work with those. - Budget cuts, sorry.&quot; Later... &quot;How&#39;s this task going along? - Everything is set to go, but as is it won&#39;t fulfill the task. - What&#39;s keeping you from doing the task? - I need 15 more computers and 20 USB3 flash drives. - Ok, we&#39;ll order more ASAP, they&#39;ll be here in two years. Make sure everything&#39;s running by September though.&quot; Are things like this everywhere or is it just at my job? 3) Vagueness.Via SalemScout: I have a vendor who gives me the same answer every day that I email him: &quot;Let me check and get back to you.&quot; His shipment has slipped by over two months at this point and it&#39;s driving me nuts. He&#39;s doing the same thing to other people in my office on other projects. He&#39;s on a quick list to be blacklisted, but unfortunately, the clients love his stuff. Edit: Furniture, he sells furniture. Why does everyone think it&#39;s drugs? 4) Scheduling B.S.Via PIZZAspartan442: Being scheduled on basically every day I was supposed to have off 5) Ghost employees.Via SaltySolicitor: A third party keeps insisting that an individual worked for my company. They did not. We have searched everywhere. We have punched in every variation of their name, birthday, social security number into our system. Dude didn&#39;t work here, and &quot;Well this other woman says he did&quot; isn&#39;t an argument. 6) When you&#39;re understaffed.Via rTheWorst: Bar manager and 20% of the staff quit. Owner hasn&#39;t hired anyone. It&#39;s been 3 months. No one can take unexpected days off or call in sick and inventory is at an all time low. (Except the kegs. So. Many. Kegs.) We keep running out of fuckin everything. I (and others) have offered to help over the summer and nothing has come of it. The restaurant is expanding and we need more employees but my boss is too focused on having us dust (during construction), replacing glassware with crystal, and setting up public accessible training courses to bother with actual management. Oh, and communication is non existent, so I regularly show up to work and have no idea where shit is or what the new procedures are. 7) Boss&#39; birthdays.Via funplans20: It&#39;s my bosses birthday, not a lot of folks respect her. I&#39;m new to the department and was asked by Don to collect money on Friday to get her flowers. He was going to bake a cake and bring it in. He was sick yesterday so didn&#39;t come to work. I collected a measly 19$ from others, awkward af because no one even likes her, topped it up with my own 10 to get a decent bunch of flowers, bought yesterday evening and brought in this AM. Don is in and says &quot;I couldn&#39;t find the money you collected, do you have it&quot; I said &quot;I used it yesterday to buy the flowers, wasn&#39;t that the plan?&quot; He replies with an attitudey &quot;well no...&quot; I ask why it matters and he says &quot;well I couldn&#39;t bake the cake because I was sick so I don&#39;t know what we&#39;re going to do now if the money&#39;s used up, we can&#39;t get a cake now&quot; Another girl nicely chimes in that she will run out and grab a cake and don&#39;t worry Don it&#39;s all fine. Don&#39;s a snippy guy so I don&#39;t bother asking him how I was to know he&#39;s too ridiculous to go get a cake himself. Others are running around asking me if I&#39;ve seen the money because apparently Don&#39;s making it well known that I was supposed to collect money but no one has seen the envelope (obviously, I took it yesterday), then I have to explain that I used all the money so I look stupid. Keep throwing in that I was doing exactly as was asked of me but Jesus Christ Don would it kill you to communicate your change of plans to people??? 8) Why plan when you can improvise?!Via Much_Difference: Everything is done in an improvised fashion even when it&#39;s identical to something we&#39;ve done a hundred times before. They refuse to create any kind of system or structure for doing anything and it drives me up the wall. Every single time, every question, every form, every action, everything, needs to be run through a hundred different people and approached as if it&#39;s a brand new thing, even if it&#39;s routine paperwork we do multiple times a week. It&#39;s the most incredible waste of time. Let&#39;s say I traveled from Phoenix to Tucson and I need to be reimbursed for gas. I&#39;ll go pull out the exact same piece of paperwork I used last time. I&#39;ll fill in the extremely basic blanks that I did last time. Name, travel date and time, mileage, gas receipt, sign and date. Submit the form. A day later, I get an email. Oh hey here you put &quot;Tucson&quot; but you need to put &quot;Tucson, Pima County, AZ.&quot; Make the change. Ask if there are any other changes. Nope, looks good. Resubmit. A day later, I get a phone call. Oh hey here you put &quot;Jay J. Jameson&quot; but you need to put &quot;Jay Jonah Jameson.&quot; Make the change. Ask if there are any other changes. Nope, looks good. Resubmit. A day later, someone pops in my office. Oh hey here you put &quot;Pima County, AZ&quot; and &quot;Jay Jonah&quot; but it needs to just say &quot;Tucson, AZ&quot; and &quot;J. J. Jameson&quot; oops. Make the change. Ask if there are any other changes. Nope, looks good. Resubmit. It finally goes through. Two weeks later, I travel from Phoenix to Tucson and need to be reimbursed for gas. I pull out the final version that finally went through last time, just two weeks ago, after all the changes. I change nothing except the date/time and attach the new gas receipt. A day later, I get an email. Oh hey here you put Tucson, AZ but now it just needs to say Tucson. Oh hey here you put Phoenix but you didn&#39;t include the zip. Oh hey here you put J. J. Jameson but it needs to say J. J. Jameson Jr, Esq. Oh hey here you put that it&#39;s 113 miles but we decided to start rounding to the nearest five so it should should 115 miles. Oh hey here you put 115 miles but an hour ago we decided it needs to be rounded to the nearest ten-thousandth of a mile. Oh hey we decided to do away with zip codes on these forms. Every. Single. Time. 9) Last man standing.Via iFlyHighh: Trying to move this fuck ass 40ft fiberglass ladder on my own since everyone called in 10) Helicopter bosses.Via Ganglebot: I work with a woman who cc&#39;s her boss on all emails. Her boss follows up on all of the emails 5-10 minutes later. They looks like this: Woman: &quot;Hey Ganglebot, we&#39;re starting this new thing so can you send us X, Y and Z when you have a chance - thanks!&quot; Her boss, 5 min later: &quot;Ganglebot, as per [woman&#39;s] initial request, we need these things to move forward. In our previous meeting on May 4th, at 2pm you indicated you could send these to us. I ask you to please send these along ASAP as our initiative depends on good information. Please confirm receipt and indicate when we can expect these documents.&quot; 11) Mandatory meetings.Via Raichu4u: Girlfriend took the time off in advance to see a best friend she hasn&#39;t seen in two years for literally one day. Work is currently telling her that they&#39;re scheduling a mandatory employee meeting everyone needs to go to or else you get fired. Keep in mind there is barely anything important that ever gets announced at these. 12) Silent treatment.Via OSB2018: I handed in my notice at work and my boss suddenly stopped talking to me. LOL... 13) Waiting for that raise.Via SouthernGirl2016: I was offered a job at another location. I told my boss about it and my current company offered me a raise to stay. I took it. It&rsquo;s been 2 months and I haven&rsquo;t seen the raise in my paycheck yet. UPDATE: I emailed my boss and asked for an update. They assumed I understood that the raise would begin at our new fiscal year which starts July 1. So it will be in my next paycheck. 14) Cleaning up your co-worker&#39;s mess.Via tonderthrowaway: I manage all the tools, parts, and materials for a small electrical company. We have a ton of little fittings, couplings, and such that are very small and have multiple parts. We recently let one of our journeymen go, and I&#39;m in the process of clearing out his van. Turns out he was hoarding tens of thousands of fittings in his van, all mixed together with absolutely no organization. To top it off, at least 60% of them were completely disassembled before being just chucked in to drawers, boxes, and bags along with mixed bolts, nuts, fasteners, etc., so it is now my job to take these collections of assorted hardware and dump them out, separate them, and reassemble as many as I can before restocking them in my already overflowing shop. 15) Boss B.S.Via HumanoidRobot: Boss doesn&#39;t understand how time works. 16) Co-workers from Hell.Via Costner_Facts: Jeff cuts his fingernails every fucking day in his office. How do they grow so fast? Is he a werewolf? Also, he scrapes every last tiny fucking bit out of his yogurt container. It&#39;s so loud and he does it for like 3 minutes straight. 17) Internships.Via sevenplytoiletpaper: I&#39;m at an internship I was extremely excited to have and learn from. I haven&#39;t done any work the past 2 weeks :/ 18) &quot;The Peter principle.&quot;Via Col_Walter_Tits: I wasn&rsquo;t able to hit the target goal for the cancer screening program I work for this year. Basically my head office asked me to increase the number of people we screen for breast cancer this past year. I agreed to the increased goal but they then didn&rsquo;t increase my budget enough to actually cover it. So come the end of our fiscal year and I&rsquo;m having to explain to them over and over why it happened. And my boss JUST called to ask if I can increase my goal more for next year with no additional funds. The Peter principle alive and well. 19) Just be a robot, mmkay?Via FuzzyElf47: Two of my co-workers were promoted out of the department and no one was hired to replace them, leaving me to do the work of three people (minimum). Upon expressing that my own hours weren&#39;t enough time to get the work done - even with overtime, I was told, &quot;You have to get it done. If you can&#39;t get it done it means we&#39;ll have to find someone else who will.&quot; Robot. What you&#39;re looking for is a robot willing to work 24/7 for a barely living wage. Got it. Glad to know the company values my mental health. 20) Occupational Satan &amp; Hell Administration.Via saban45: Sharing an office with OSHA* specialist. He has literally nothing to do,each morning he fills up the three band aid dispensers that we have and then stares out the window or sits in front of a blank computer screen all day and keeps fucking clicking with his pen and annoying the shit out off me. Meanwhile I have so much stuff to do shits falling off my table, have tons of emails, people constantly asking for help and he then he leans over the monitor and comments &quot;busy today eh?&quot; I swear to god I hear one more pen click or stupid comment we will have our very first work accident and there will be noone to claim it to. *Occupational Safety and Health AdministrationGAHHHHHHHHHHHH. And to think it&#39;s only Monday.

Think you&#39;re the only one dealing with a bunch of bullsh*t at your job? Well, if it&#39;s any consolation, you&#39;re not. Someone recently asked Reddit, &quot;what BS are you dealing with at work right now?&quot; And these answers...