Being a person with a job is 80% doing said job, and 20% responding to emails from your boss and coworkers pretending to care. Me 100%. GiphyLast week, writer Danielle Rene asked her followers what they're favorite way to make the 20% of the time more interesting.What is your favorite phrase to use in a professional clap back? Mine is "per my last email..."— Big Demeanor (@DeeRene_) August 21, 2017 People chimed in with petty phrases you can punch in to any format."Going forward, I would prefer that you..."— Jungle Juice- Drinking Jiggaboo (@FeministaJones) August 22, 2017 Which translates roughly to...GiphyOther passive-aggressive highlights include:https://twitter.com/realthill/status/899788186532139008https://twitter.com/CoolGreyDreams/status/899779623143313409I end emails with "best" as opposed to "thank you" when I feel like being sassy— nka. (@_kaminee) August 22, 2017 https://twitter.com/camichicago/status/899799464591982593Subject line : Friendly Reminder— 🤩EssentialAF💎 (@RuffinMuch) August 22, 2017 I mean, if you don't reply, it's fine. giphylmao nothing is more passive-aggressive than "PLEASE ADVISE...."— ILLUMINATI (@eNPHAN) August 22, 2017 "In the spirit of striving for excellence.."Lists all the stuff you shouldn't be doing— Keith Harris (@TheMaestro_K) August 22, 2017 If I'm feeling Big Petty I'll hit them with... I'm not sure where your confusion comes from, but allow me to clarify.. pic.twitter.com/pnfa10ee19— Least Racist Person In The Room (@KoffeeNKarma) August 22, 2017 "Much of the information you asked for was given in previous emails, which I’ve highlighted below for your convenience."— Ms. Chanandler Bong (@TheBestOf_Em) August 22, 2017 Read it and weep. giphyAs previously discussed, I'm sure you'll recall, see attached, in the spirit of transparency, moving forward, and ending with 'best'.*send* pic.twitter.com/2K6NaNf12S— Will (@WillBeUrEnigma) August 22, 2017 My fav: "According to our correspondence on (date), you agreed to (something that they didn't end up doing)" 😂 then attach the email— The Black Leslie Knope (@Noire_AlaMode4) August 22, 2017 "Does that make sense?" AKA pic.twitter.com/5D7Eybt18X— AA (@allisona15) August 22, 2017 "I understand your interpretation of what I stated, however what I stated was..."— Antwann Michael (@antwann4real) August 22, 2017 It all comes down to the signature, and this guy Charles has a particular scale of pettiness.https://twitter.com/charleswrites/status/899911822463160320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdelaneystrunk%2Fjust-a-friendly-not-passive-reminder-to-do-your-job-rightWrite it all down, kids. After reading this thread, I'm happy to say I've added some new phrases to my clapback roster lmfao pic.twitter.com/WzhkqVPFNi — Emani (@EmaniJaay) August 22, 2017