Wrong Number

<p>We&#39;ve all been on the receiving end of texts or calls intended for someone else. Most people just choose to ignore them and move on with their day, or respond with a brief &quot;sorry bro wrong number.&quot; Kurt is not most people.</p><h2>When Kurt received a wrong number text from a guy named &quot;Alan&quot; intended for a woman named &quot;Jaz,&quot; he responded as if the text was meant for him: &quot;Hi Alan! Sorry I didn&#39;t reply. I&#39;ve been really busy with my career ;)&quot; This is when things got interesting.</h2><p>Alan, thinking he had reached Jaz, responded with a longer message, revealing some information about Jaz (she&#39;s an escort) and himself (he golfs, and really wants to see Jaz).</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="2048" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/zj4mo0x-1-rd8eIV.jpg" width="946" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>This is when Kurt revealed himself. In response to Alan saying &quot;really would like to see you,&quot; Kurt sent a selfie. LOL classic Kurt! He also shared that he&#39;s an auto broker based in Scottsdale, and tried to sell Alan a car (gotta respect the hustle).</h2><p> </p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="2048" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/k3ubizx-7gcr2E.jpg" width="946" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Alan took the whole thing good-naturedly and the convo ended with both of them having a laugh. The End? Nope. This was not the only time Kurt heard from someone trying to reach Jaz.</p><h2>That same day, he received another text from someone claiming to have seen Jaz&#39;s ad on &quot;em.&quot; Kurt again responded as if he were Jaz, asking what &quot;em&quot; is. Kurt, you silly goose!!!!</h2><p>The unknown texter revealed that &quot;em&quot; is short or &quot;Erotic Monkey&quot;&mdash;but of course! He went on to explain that he met Jaz through &quot;Farah&quot; who is &quot;not around anymore&quot; (hope she&#39;s OK!).</p><p>Kurt, once again, revealed his true identity and then tried to sell this &quot;erotic monkey&quot; fan a car.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="2048" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/chmsxb7-vbSTbt.jpg" width="946" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Apparently Jaz was a very popular escort (get it, Jaz!) because Kurt also received several missed calls and voicemails from another unknown number.</p><h2>Being the world&#39;s most dedicated car salesman, as well as a fan of NSFW car analogies, Kurt responded. This time he cut to the chase, explaining that he&#39;s not Jaz, but that he&#39;d love to help this guy buy a car. Because, &quot;like Jaz, I aim to please.&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="2048" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/jq936sr-o8oYn9.jpg" width="946" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>This is the content that internet dreams are made of. Screenshots of Kurt&#39;s hilarious interactions were <a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" target="_blank">shared on Imgur</a> by a friend of Kurt&#39;s who wrote &quot;my buddy was given a new number....?&quot;</p><h2>Commenters are mostly praising Kurt&#39;s hustle.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="57" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-17-at-24749-pm-HXy8Ea.jpg" width="230" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="62" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-17-at-24758-pm-FjGpcP.jpg" width="232" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="59" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-17-at-24820-pm-SNMcA9.jpg" width="275" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="74" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-17-at-24826-pm-qEhhn1.png" width="495" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Naturally, Kurt responded to the comments (if there&#39;s one thing he loves as much as selling cars, it&#39;s responding to things!):</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Imgur" data-attribution-url="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2" height="56" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-17-at-24811-pm-zOA6Hb.png" width="519" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/cEW8yJ2">Imgur</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Glad Kurt had fun. Now will someone please buy a car from this man&mdash;he is a god-damned hustler (not that kind!) and you have to respect it.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Guy responds to texts meant for an escort who used to have his number by pretending to be her.

We&#39;ve all been on the receiving end of texts or calls intended for someone else. Most people just choose to ignore them and move on with their day, or respond with a brief &quot;sorry bro wrong number.&quot; Kurt is not most people.When Kurt received a wrong number text from a guy named &quot;Alan&quot; intended for a woman named &quot;Jaz,&quot; he responded as if the text was meant for him: &quot;Hi Alan! Sorry I didn&#39;t reply. I&#39;ve been really busy with my career ;)&quot; This is when things got interesting.Alan, thinking he had reached Jaz, responded with a longer message, revealing some information about Jaz (she&#39;s an escort) and himself (he golfs, and really wants to see Jaz).  ImgurThis is when Kurt revealed himself. In response to Alan saying &quot;really would like to see you,&quot; Kurt sent a selfie. LOL classic Kurt! He also shared that he&#39;s an auto broker based in Scottsdale, and tried to sell Alan a car (gotta respect the hustle).   ImgurAlan took the whole thing good-naturedly and the convo ended with both of them having a laugh. The End? Nope. This was not the only time Kurt heard from someone trying to reach Jaz.That same day, he received another text from someone claiming to have seen Jaz&#39;s ad on &quot;em.&quot; Kurt again responded as if he were Jaz, asking what &quot;em&quot; is. Kurt, you silly goose!!!!The unknown texter revealed that &quot;em&quot; is short or &quot;Erotic Monkey&quot;&mdash;but of course! He went on to explain that he met Jaz through &quot;Farah&quot; who is &quot;not around anymore&quot; (hope she&#39;s OK!).Kurt, once again, revealed his true identity and then tried to sell this &quot;erotic monkey&quot; fan a car.  ImgurApparently Jaz was a very popular escort (get it, Jaz!) because Kurt also received several missed calls and voicemails from another unknown number.Being the world&#39;s most dedicated car salesman, as well as a fan of NSFW car analogies, Kurt responded. This time he cut to the chase, explaining that he&#39;s not Jaz, but that he&#39;d love to help this guy buy a car. Because, &quot;like Jaz, I aim to please.&quot;  ImgurThis is the content that internet dreams are made of. Screenshots of Kurt&#39;s hilarious interactions were shared on Imgur by a friend of Kurt&#39;s who wrote &quot;my buddy was given a new number....?&quot;Commenters are mostly praising Kurt&#39;s hustle.  Imgur  Imgur  Imgur  ImgurNaturally, Kurt responded to the comments (if there&#39;s one thing he loves as much as selling cars, it&#39;s responding to things!):  ImgurGlad Kurt had fun. Now will someone please buy a car from this man&mdash;he is a god-damned hustler (not that kind!) and you have to respect it.

We&#39;ve all been on the receiving end of texts or calls intended for someone else. Most people just choose to ignore them and move on with their day, or respond with a brief &quot;sorry bro wrong number.&quot; Kurt is not most people. ...