After a breakup, an ex should be required by law to board a flight to a distant country, start a new life there, and never return. Unfortunately this law does not exist (yet!). And, no matter how messy the breakup, our exes are legally allowed to exist in the same towns or cities as us, just living their damn lives?!?!?!?? And we can run in to them any moment of any day, usually when we're wearing stained sweatpants and have no makeup on????? The absolute injustice of it all is staggering.
1.) From spookyhellkitten:
I went to show given by a friends band and in the opening act were 3 of my ex boyfriends. I didn't even know that they all knew each other - I lived in a major city so how the f did that even happen?? It was just all around awkward af. Especially when each noticed me in the crowd. I literally turned to my friend I went with and said, "I've slept with 3/4 of that band. Please kill me."