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<p><a href="http://www.someecards.com/news/dumb-crime/florida-man-break-in-neighbor-pet-cat/">Florida Man </a><a href="https://twitter.com/NickLutz12">Nick Lutz </a>is going viral for his academic takedown of his ex-girlfriend&#39;s <a href="http://www.someecards.com/news/apologies/a-6th-grader-wrote-a-note-to-apologizing-for-a-serious-yet-hilarious-infraction/">apology letter.</a></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="F af." data-attribution="Giphy" data-attribution-url="" height="366" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/giphy-2ZgHNT.gif" width="480" /></div> <figcaption>F af.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The University of Central Florida student told <em><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/man-marks-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-sends-it-back-to-her">BBC Newsbeat</a> </em>he was dating his ex for eight months, and &quot;Four months in she started hiding her phone and I heard she had code names for guys in her contacts list.&quot;</p><p>When the cheater wrote a long apology letter, Lutz took the opportunity to give her a free lesson in writing and editing, offering some solid critiques.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back <a href="https://t.co/MczdjcCiil">pic.twitter.com/MczdjcCiil</a></p>&mdash; Nick Lutz (@NickLutz12) <a href="https://twitter.com/NickLutz12/status/832652275923312643?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 17, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Professor Lutz critiques the opening for being overly long with &quot;lots of repetition,&quot; and even points out the lack of proper indentation at the beginning for the paragraph.</p><p>&quot;Strong statement. No supporting details to support your hypothesis,&quot; he writes. Damn.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @NickLutz12" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/NickLutz12/status/832652275923312643/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" height="1200" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/c44s0rnvcaapwr7-NwNhKd.jpg" width="900" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/NickLutz12/status/832652275923312643/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">Twitter: @NickLutz12</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Ever the editor, Lutz points out that the second page could use more details on the wrongdoings, and that &quot;loose&quot; is not the same as &quot;lose.&quot;</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @NickLutz12" data-attribution-url="" height="1200" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/c44s0ryuoai939m-sOriYO.jpg" width="900" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter: @NickLutz12</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>As the essay keeps rambling, Lutz criticizes her &quot;lackadaisical&quot; handwriting and overuse of &quot;useless fillers.&quot;</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @NickLutz12" data-attribution-url="" height="1200" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/c44s0rsvmaq5t7r-4JOlE3.jpg" width="900" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter: @NickLutz12</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>In the final page, the author writes, &quot;I love you,&quot; which Lutz corrects with a question mark on the end.</p><p>He ultimately give his ex&#39;s d-fense a D-.</p><p>&quot;Long intro, short conclusion, strong hypothesis but nothing to back it up. Details are important,&quot; he writes.</p><p>&quot;Need to stop contradicting your own story and pick a side. While this gesture is appreciated, I would prefer details over statements. Revision for half credit will be accepted.&quot;</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/d0NnEG1WnnXqg" width="480" height="320" frameborder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The internet then joined in to collaborate on the copyediting,</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/katiemoe_/status/832822842555252737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/waywardpug/status/832771297507672065</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>While the cheater failed him, Lutz got to fail her back. He even scored a new date, who hopefully has better grammar skills. And won&#39;t cheat, of course.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/NickLutz12?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@NickLutz12</a> I think you&#39;re a little young for me, but this makes me want to date — not cheat on — you.</p>&mdash; caitlin corsetti 🦄✨ (@caitlincorsetti) <a href="https://twitter.com/caitlincorsetti/status/832804670296973312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 18, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

College student grades ex-girlfriend's apology letter, sends it back.

Florida Man Nick Lutz is going viral for his academic takedown of his ex-girlfriend&#39;s apology letter. F af. GiphyThe University of Central Florida student told BBC Newsbeat he was dating his ex for eight months, and &quot;Four months in she started hiding her phone and I heard she had code names for guys in her contacts list.&quot;When the cheater wrote a long apology letter, Lutz took the opportunity to give her a free lesson in writing and editing, offering some solid critiques.When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back pic.twitter.com/MczdjcCiil&mdash; Nick Lutz (@NickLutz12) February 17, 2017 Professor Lutz critiques the opening for being overly long with &quot;lots of repetition,&quot; and even points out the lack of proper indentation at the beginning for the paragraph.&quot;Strong statement. No supporting details to support your hypothesis,&quot; he writes. Damn.Twitter: @NickLutz12Ever the editor, Lutz points out that the second page could use more details on the wrongdoings, and that &quot;loose&quot; is not the same as &quot;lose.&quot;Twitter: @NickLutz12As the essay keeps rambling, Lutz criticizes her &quot;lackadaisical&quot; handwriting and overuse of &quot;useless fillers.&quot;Twitter: @NickLutz12In the final page, the author writes, &quot;I love you,&quot; which Lutz corrects with a question mark on the end.He ultimately give his ex&#39;s d-fense a D-.&quot;Long intro, short conclusion, strong hypothesis but nothing to back it up. Details are important,&quot; he writes.&quot;Need to stop contradicting your own story and pick a side. While this gesture is appreciated, I would prefer details over statements. Revision for half credit will be accepted.&quot;The internet then joined in to collaborate on the copyediting,https://twitter.com/katiemoe_/status/832822842555252737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/waywardpug/status/832771297507672065While the cheater failed him, Lutz got to fail her back. He even scored a new date, who hopefully has better grammar skills. And won&#39;t cheat, of course..@NickLutz12 I think you&#39;re a little young for me, but this makes me want to date — not cheat on — you.&mdash; caitlin corsetti 🦄✨ (@caitlincorsetti) February 18, 2017 

Florida Man Nick Lutz is going viral for his academic takedown of his ex-girlfriend&#39;s apology letter.   F af.   The University of Central Florida student told BBC Newsbeat he was dating his ex for eight months, and &quot;Four months in...