Breakups suck. Help a pal through a rough time without even bothering to get up from your desk by sending them a hilarious ecard. It is the perfect way to say "I care, but not really all that much."

1. Show them the silver lining to being completely and totally alone.

2. Help your friend get over their summer fling by reminding them why they started a summer fling in the first place.

3. Be there for your friend, but not like "gym buddy" there.

4. Gently let them know that their post-breakup internet presence is the worst.